What’s up, you naughty little pervert!? Are you tired of jacking off porn videos with half-assed scripts and a single camera? After spending so long the world’s sluts slamming their slash for you in front of a £1000 camera, you’ve got to wonder… Is there more than this? There’s got to be content with some kind of depth, right?
I mean, these girls are more than just bags of meat for you to beat your own meat to. Sometimes, you want to immerse yourself in a story! You want to experience the kind of content dedicated to giving you an experience you’ll remember for the rest of the year. Because, let’s be honest, you don’t even remember the last thing you busted your nut to.
Thankfully, there are more than enough places with more than enough content for your artisan cock to enjoy! That’s right, my friend, it’s true. Plenty of dedicated studios, directors, and actors seek to provide an experience for their audience to remember. And trust me, my lovely little pervert, you WILL remember!
I’m not just talking about the kind of movie with a couple of sluts from directors found somewhere on the streets to fuck a random guy. There are no half-assed fan-fic level scripts that barely pass as acceptable for a movie. There won’t be just one random “freelance photographer” holding a camera, hoping one of the girls will want to fuck him after the set. No, my friend. These movies are the real fucking deal.
You’ll be experiencing movies made by award-winning directors with well-known porn actresses. The premises of these stories aren’t just something that could pop out of the mind of any horny (18+)teenage boy. You’ll be experiencing the kind of story that authentically commentates on the state of social phenomena. I’m not kidding! You won’t just be jacking off to these movies. You’ll want to write about it in your fucking blog when you’re finished! But you will be jacking off! Haha!
Hotmovies.com has an amazing collection of exclusive, award-winning movies for your experience. This is the kind of shit that they would be putting in cinemas if they still allowed porn premiers! (You’ll remember what I’m talking about if you're old enough.) Thankfully, you can still enjoy these brilliant movies from the comfort of your own home. Today, I’m going to be talking about the Horror genre.
No, I’m not talking about some second-rate, tasteless BDSM shit. These movies contain unique concepts that are just thrilling enough to make your hairs stand but sexy enough to make your cock stand too! The blend of spooky thrills and sexy scenes is an experience you literally couldn’t find anywhere else! The only catch is you won’t be viewing this for free.
That’s right, my perverted friend. Hotmovies.com features movies you’ll have to pay for, just like any other movie. Don’t worry, though. I’m telling you myself… it’s fucking worth it. For a reasonable subscription, you can enjoy award-winning movies that’ll have you wondering why you ever wasted time jacking off to basic bitches on Xvideos for so long! You’ll come out of this experience a changed fucking man!
Sexy Movie Night
The first thing you’ll notice when you make your way to Hotmovies.com is the total lack of ads on the page. That’s because sites like this take themselves pretty fucking seriously. There’ll be no ad-bomb fuckery here. You can peacefully browse all the site’s movies to your heart’s desire. It’s like any other movie site, except you won’t be switching over to Pornhub or Rule34 to jack off to your favorite characters! With these movies, you’ll be jacking off to EVERY character!
Hotmovies.com gives you the option to view each movie title in any way you’d like. Click the filter system on the right of the page to choose between the following filters: Classic view, Front Cover view, Tube view, and Clip view.
The Classic view is the default setting; while you’re browsing, each link will contain a title and a movie cover. There’s a snippet of the movie’s synopsis along with the featured stars and studio. You can also see the like-to-dislike ratio under each movie. The Front Cover view lets you see all the sexy, artsy movie covers without any extra bullshit — It kinda feels like flicking through a DVD collection. The horror movie covers are particularly interesting. I mean, everything about it just screams creativity.
The Tube view lets you see the videos the same way you’d see them on any other porn site — a thumbnail with a clip of the action you’ll potentially enjoy. The Clip view is a fully comprehensive layout. Along with the poster, you can see a list of screenshots for each scene in the movie. The video previews aren’t that long, but flicking through the clips ought to give you a good idea of what you’re getting into.
An Experience You’ll Never Forget
You think I’m kidding? No, my friend. I guarantee you’ll be thinking about some of this content for a long time. Sure, it’s not the kind of horror that’ll have you running up the stairs when the lights are off. You’ll find the horror concepts are just creative ways to add to an already terrifyingly sexy movie.
But first… let’s get this out of the way. You’ve gotta pay. I know, I know. You’ll be reaching for your wallet yet again for some ass. But, I’m telling you! This is fucking worth it! You have the option to watch 20 minutes of a movie for free. But, trust me; the movies are up to 4 hours long. Those 20 minutes are pretty much worthless.
Payment options include 50 minutes for $9.95 up to 35000 for $299.99. Signing up this way will get you a bonus free clip and an optional top-up feature. (150 minutes each month for an extra $19.99.) They also offer a monthly subscription with unlimited access to every movie for $24.95. So, you can take it from me; just go for a monthly subscription.
Now to the good part. I sat through 4 hours of The Turning. I wasn’t really expecting much, but holy shit! This movie blew my fucking mind. I didn’t know there could be even newer levels of sexy! From the genuinely interesting story to the amazing cinematography to the surprisingly good acting! I really didn’t expect anything like it. I mean, there was a clip of the main character sticking her fingers in her pussy and shoving them down her foster mom's throat. What was she doing? She was turning her foster mom into a sex-crazed lesbian whore! It was like a kind of possession.
What really interested me was the use of lighting in the movie. That possession scene was done with legitimate “Low-key lighting”. For the non-movie buffs, that’s when the lighting is dimmed, and the shadows are highlighted within a shot. It was a legitimate horror movie shot. Except rather than turning into demons, these bitches turned into sex-raging lesbians. I guess that’s to be expected from award-winning porn directors.
I had no idea these horror pornos could be so fucking fun! When I read the synopsis, I found that the story was actually a commentary on the sexual liberation of females after the feminist movement predating the early 2000s… Yeah, I didn’t really care about that either. But they really thought about that shit! THAT’S the quality of movies you’re getting from this site.
What I Liked
I rarely get to enjoy pornos produced at this level. If you’ve read any of my blogs, you’ve probably heard me gushing about how Pornhub has such great quality content. But this shit is different. This is not for your average ball-bashing meat-head. This is the kind of shit you could proudly say you’re into in social circles. Shit, you might just get the attention of some cute contemporary arts major. Just make sure you watch enough to know what you’re talking about! Haha!
What I Didn’t Like
Look, I’ve been spoiled by the porn industry just like you. I don’t have to break out my wallet every time I want to see a fucking video. The least they could do is be a little more generous with the video previews. Shit, normal movies give us at least a minute or two.
Tips From ThePornDude
If I made one suggestion, it would be to provide a smidge of free content for users. Let them know what they’re missing out on! Some of these stories are really good! Give them about 10 minutes to get hooked into the story, tease a little bit of tit, and guys will be rushing for their wallet like they’re trying to save a life!
If you want to experience more than just a bunch of bodies smashing and squirting all over each other like a pack of wild animals, look no further! Hotmovies.com provides an exclusive collection of movies that really WILL have you watching for the plot
. The stories are spooky, and the sex scenes are at a level of sexy most men have never experienced. I am not kidding. If you wanna enjoy porn like a big boy, there are fewer better places to start. There are levels to this shit, my pervy friend. So, grab some popcorn, some lotion, and a box of wet wipes. You’re about to have a hell of a night!