Have you ever daydreamed in public and laid eyes on a pornstar-grade chick walking past? We’ve all been there, but perhaps you were in a lazy mood and didn’t have the energy to try and chat her up while facing that ever-present fear of rejection. In which case, you’ve probably found yourself imagining what you’d do if time stood still around and said elite-tier slut was yours to play with as you please.
Go on, admit it; we’ve all thought it! After all, there’s no judgment here, and neither is there any within the porn industry. Yep, you guessed it! An imaginative porn producer has stepped forward to make this scenario a reality by creating big-budget porn movies centered around the concept of horny men who find time has stood still when they’re in the presence of a beautiful woman, giving them the chance to do pretty much whatever they like with the consenting pornstars.
It’s yet another example of how wild the porn industry is becoming and how different producers are digging into the wildest depths of their imagination to develop porn themes that keep our cocks standing to attention. Honestly, I thought we’d peaked at triple anal penetration, but things just keep up getting more hardcore!
So, who is making this time stand still porn, and, more importantly, is it any good? It’s the kind of questions I’m sure are on all of your porn-hungry lips, and I intend to answer them in full and then some!
My fellow porn fanatics, prepare to get quite literally lost in time as we prepare to meet Freeze.xxx and all it has to offer!
What is Freeze.xxx?
Freeze.xxx is a premium porn site with a very unique theme and selling point. The premise of this professional porn studio centers on the concept of time freezing in various scenarios, often with a man or men unaffected, leaving a very fuckable maiden frozen in time in front of them with some very sticky consequences as a result.
At the time of writing, Freeze.xxx is a very new website that hasn’t long launched, so it’s currently on offer for an early bird price of around 15 Euros per month. The premise of Freeze.xxx has my dick frozen solid, and I’m excited to discover what this site offers.
But as a bona fide porn reviewer who gives his all to ensure my clients get the most balls-deep reviews possible, I, of course, signed up for a site membership to see what lay behind the virtual panties of Freeze.xxx and get a backstage insight into its content.
What’s the Freeze Porn Like on Freeze.xxx?
I’ve seen some crazy porn over the years, but Freeze.xxx is definitely one of the few sites I’ve reviewed in recent months that has managed to grip me by the balls on arrival, thanks to its very unique concept. Now, to show you what kind of porn quality we have on our hands, I explored its latest releases to bring you some of its naughtiest highlights!
● Freeze Coin - This porn scene centers around a conwoman who founded a shitcoin called Freeze Coin before doing a runner with investor funds. One particularly pissed-off investor, who even got hold of a physical Freeze Coin, tracks her down to confront her and throws his coin at her, only to find it leaves the crypto queen frozen in time. This fucker wastes no time trying to make up for what he’s lost, and this chick’s pierced titties are soon firmly in his mouth before he spreads her legs and eats her decentralized pussy. Then, he lifts her leg over his shoulder and fucks her deep in standing missionary like she’s a sex doll. This girl might be frozen, but her pussy is far from cold. It’s just a shame he doesn’t leave a deposit in her hot wallet!
● She Needed New Photos for Her LinkedIn Profile - When Tiffany Tatum hires a professional photographer to take some snaps of her for her LinkedIn profile, she ends up being frozen in time in her empty office. This has no effect on her hung photographer, though, and he doesn’t miss his opportunity to strip this frozen woman naked and fucking her as he wishes. Her corporate pussy milks his cock dry, leaving her meaty twat drenched in hot cum!
● Sex Addiction Therapy - This scene sees Merida Sat star as a gorgeous therapist treating a hardcore masturbator for sex addiction. When time stands still, this horny fucker dives into action and uses Merida’s frozen body like a Fleshlight. Within seconds, he has his finger deep in her wet cunt and his porn-hardened cock buried in her welcoming throat. The creampie in this scene is fuckin’ immense and genuinely has to be seen to be believed as Merida comes back into the zone, squirts this dude’s cum out, and practically paints every inch of his shaft with a fine blend of his own jizz and her pussy juices.
Design of the Site
Freeze.xxx isn’t just a premium porn site in name, but it’s also rocking a high-end site design that really gives users some bang for their buck. The site's homepage starts with a sleek logo that spells out the word Freeze accompanied by a stopwatch and is colored in ice white with a slim black outline.
The site’s main menu is very much to the point and directs you to a page containing all videos and a small drop-down menu leading you to other sites in the network, such as aliens & Hentaied.com and Futanari.xxx. The former is a site that brings cartoon Hentai porn to life by reenacting popular scenarios in big-budget IRL porn flicks, and the latter does the same but with cartoon Futanari porn rather than plain ol’ Hentai.
The most eye-catching part of the site is the hero section which displays a video player running highlights of the numerous porn movies the site offers. Below is a portfolio of the latest porn movies to be added to the site, and these are displayed in rows of two thumbnails which, when you hover over them, display the movie’s title as well as a short preview roll of the content within.
The lower part of the homepage showcases three amazingly-designed calls to action that showcase the network’s other sites. As well as the two previously mentioned above, there’s also another website called defeatedsexfight.com which sees male and female pornstars fight each other in a wrestling ring before the loser is sexually punished in a variety of hardcore ways.
What I Like Most About it
Have you ever reached that stage of a porn marathon when your favorite tube site has told you to go fuck yourself because you’ve literally watched every single video they have to offer? You then find yourself trying to entertain yourself further by watching some enthusiastic 19-year-old from Budapest suck the blown-out asshole of a mid-50s Czech MILF while the latter’s pussy rains down sweet squirt from above. In this kind of scenario, imaginative porn studios like Freeze.xxx come to the rescue. This is some unique smut that really gets your kinky imagination flowing, and I fuckin’ love the concept behind it.
I also have to commend the quality of the porn videos. This is some incredibly well-shot smut that is clearly a big-budget production. The quality is crisp, and the storylines are superb. So it’s top marks all around for the content.
Every XXX scene on the site is also very well-optimized. When you arrive at the landing page of each porn flick, you’re greeted with a well-designed layout that provides you with everything from the pornstars featured within to the porn category tags centered around the kinky actions in the video.
The producers also haven’t scrimped on the kind of pornstars cast for their scenes, and you can find the likes of Veronica Leal, Barbie Brill, Jia Lissa, and Charlie Dean starring in the petite collection of scenes currently available on Freeze.xxx, so I’m keen to see who they feature in future scenes!
What I Don’t Like
While I adore the work of Freeze.xxx, the site is still in its early stages, and the current selection of videos is minimal. Usually, this would be an outright negative, but the site owners are sensible and fair due to the fact they’re not charging the full membership rate at this stage and are currently running an early bird special that is around half of the average price you’d usually pay for such a premium site. Of course, I assume the studio is currently working on adding more content to its portfolio, but it’s just something to be aware of.
I have to say that the site’s main menu is very short, and while I understand that there’s beauty in simplicity, two links simply aren’t enough when your aim is to convert people into paying users. However, don’t worry; I have some solid tips for improving this in the next section.
Suggestions I Have for Freeze.xxx
There’s a lot of potential for some unique sections on this site, such as a more detailed section covering the overall concept in a well-written fashion. Currently, the only background to the site can be found in the footer, which reads, ‘’Watch your fantasies come true in our exclusive videos where our extremely hot stars get fucked hard while time is frozen.’’ Instead, write a page detailing everything from the team behind the studio and the pornstars featured to where the inspiration comes from and what a site membership can offer that so many other premium porn sites can’t match.
Oh, man! I love it when I find a porn site that offers something different, and Freeze.xxx is most definitely one of them
. This is a premium porn site that can provide the kind of unique content that is worth paying for. However, it’s still in its early stages at the time of writing and still working on its portfolio, so don’t expect an enormous library of smut on offer, as that’s why the membership price is currently heavily discounted.