Have you ever been on a Face Fuck Tour? I hate to tell you, but I think I already know the answer to that question. As much as we’d all love to go around boning pretty girls in the mouth, day in and day out, most of us will just never get that opportunity. I’ve certainly been luckier than most, but even if I wasn’t a bona fide porn stud, this next site might be the ideal place to get my vicarious face-fucking thrills. I certainly wouldn’t be the only one, as their traffic has nearly tripled over recent months. They got nearly 150,000 visitors back in August, with a trajectory on the way up, which tells me there are probably good things in store.
Unless you’re some kind of retard, you’ve no-doubt guessed from the name what today’s review is all about. FaceFuckTour.com is peddling premium extreme blowjob movies. Dick-sucking scenes are a dime a dozen in this day and age, but most of them don’t get nearly as rough, sloppy or deep as they do in this library of depravity. If the usual beej movie feels a little too soft for you, maybe these ones will finally help you achieve that erectile rigidity you’ve been looking for. Let’s take a look, shall we?
Let’s Go On a Face Fuck Tour
FaceFuckTour feels a little bit like a free tube at first blush. They’ve got a simple logo, placed cleanly and tastefully in the top corner instead of screaming in your face across the whole top of the screen. Instead of the auto-playing montage you get on a lot of paysite tour pages these days, this one’s got a spread of thumbnails similar to what you’d find on a free site.
It's kind of a minimal, low-key aesthetic, which frankly suits the material. Even before I’d seen anything more than those cum-drenched GIF previews out front, I could feel the amateur vibes steaming off of this one. “Amateur” is kind of a loaded word in online pornography, with a growing number of meanings, but the previews here demonstrate one of my favorite definitions. The girls may be unknown and the sets may not be mansions, but the camerawork is strong, the sex is filthy, the runtimes are decent.
It's not immediately clear where the Face Fuck Tour tourists are touring, but I’d put my money on Latin America. They’re shooting with gorgeous amateurs, mostly Latina. Poking around a bit, I found a few ebony babes and a couple who might be white, but the rest appear to be Latin mamacitas. A couple things are consistent across all of the budding starlets: they’re lovely, and they’re all getting their faces fucked. Hard.
The previews certainly live up to the name, because this joint has a very clear focus. FaceFuckTour is all about hardcore face fucking and variations thereof. There are sluts drenched in cum, their makeup running down their faces as they bob on still more knob. I see women gagging on sausage, getting their hair pulled and their throats squeezed, and laying back to allow for easier throat fucking as tears stream down their pretty faces. The genre tags at the top of the page lead to full sections of Deep Throat, Sloppy, Throat Fuck, Rough, Big Dick and Facial movies. That’s some tour!
Face Fucking by the Numbers
I was really hoping for a free preview of that FaceFuckTour fun, but unfortunately, all the “Play” buttons out front lead to the signup page. That’s a pet peeve of mine, but increasingly common in the world of online pornography. Hey, I get it, they want to save on bandwidth and withhold the best stuff for paying members, but previews really are one of the best ways to sell your product. Incidentally, have you seen my sample scenes over at PornDudeCasting?
Case in point: I clicked the thumbnail of the lovely, sperm-soaked young 18+ Latina opening her mouth to receive her sticky communion in the film, Face Fucked And Cum Blasted. The first thing that loads sure looks like a video player, but before I could click anything, the prices appear. “YOU MUST BE LOGGED IN TO WATCH THIS VIDEO,” read the screaming capital letters.
Membership to FaceFuckTour.com is thirty bucks a month, just like you’d pay for most premium porn sites in 2023. They’ve got $40 listed and crossed out, but it’s hard to say if that’s their “real” price or a fake one to make $30 more appealing. Either way, longer memberships break down to lower rates, with a six-month plan coming out under $17 a month. Considering these blowjobs are hard enough to straddle fetish territory, where porn often comes at a premium, that ain’t a bad price at all.
The FaceFuckTour.com domain has been around since 2016, so I was hoping for an archive that stretched back just as far. The first movie, however, was added in May 2021. They obviously ain’t the oldest paysite out there, but their stash is still respectable. As of this writing, there are around 80 Face Fuck Tour movies, not counting the bonus material. Runtimes are all over the place, with some clips clocking in at under ten minutes while others run nearly an hour. Recent releases are on the shorter end of the spectrum.
They’re typically adding a new movie every week. I say “typically” here because they were coming out steadily every seven days, but this month has been a little wonky. I’m writing this toward the end of September, and while they have added four movies this month, they’ve come at a weird pace; they uploaded one on the 7th, two on the 26th, and one yesterday. Still, it averages to one a week, which is my golden standard for any site you have to pay for. Kinkier sites sometimes put out releases more slowly, so I’m happy here.
It is worth noting that there’s no Download button beneath any of the videos. I hate when paysites make it difficult or impossible to download movies for later, though it’s becoming more common again. If you want to save these flicks for later, you’ll either need to use a third-party browser plugin or view the page source and look for the MP4 link. Fortunately, they haven’t restricted direct access to the files once you figure out how to find them.
Watching Latinas Getting Face Fucked
There are so many pretty girls choking on cock out front that I wasn’t sure exactly where to begin my fap test. Should I start my own Face Fuck Tour with a redhead, a black girl, a tatted-up babe or a duo of cute little Latinas? Ultimately, my attention was captured by a fourteen-minute facial fuck flick called Thick Latina Hostel Roommate Came In For A Throat Job. Hey, that sounds like my kind of hostel stay!
It starts with a POV shot of the titular thick Latina coming into the room, climbing on the bed and immediately wrapping her mouth around a big ol’ dick. Candy is a pretty young 18+ thing, and she sure looks hungry for that huge hog as she slurps it up. The member is already imposing even before she works it to full hardness, sucking on the balls and working the shaft.
The dude behind the camera grabs her head a few minutes into it, getting some leverage to push that cock into her throat. He alternates the roughness with tenderness as he gently pets her bobbing head. Her face starts getting wet halfway through, a mix of tears and sweat, spit and precum.
He dicks her throat deeper and deeper as this Face Fuck Tour continues, to the point where she’s even puking on his dick a few times. Towards the end, he’s standing up and holding her by the hair as he chokes her with it, fucking her throat a few seconds at a time. She’s a trooper, though, and looks beautiful even with all that juice running down her adorable face.
FaceFuckTour.com ain’t your mama’s blowjob site, not unless she’s gagging and puking your old man’s dick. This one’s going to appeal strongly to masturbators who like really rough, sloppy, degrading blowjobs, and who also have an appreciation for Latinas. The previews are a bit lacking, but those moving thumbnails are solidly representative of the action you’ll find inside. If the FaceFuckTour tour gives you a boner, you’re going to love the full show.