I’m not sure if it’s a normal impulse, but it’s challenging for me to see a hole without wondering what it’d feel like to stick my dick in it. This has worked out for me several times, but it’s also the terrifying and painful way I learned about the rats living in my walls. That’s a stark contrast from the hot pornstars sucking and fucking through the plaster at Glory Hole.
GloryHole.com has a long and storied history going back a quarter of a goddamn century. That’s a long time for any kind of website to stick around on the web, so it seems like they have a winning formula of anonymous interracial sex with some of the world’s most beautiful women, through a hole in the wall.
Are Glory Holes More Than an Urban Legend?
A lot of people seem to think glory holes are an urban legend. Those folks have obviously never been on a road trip and had to take a dump at a dingy truck stop or highway rest area. These places are modern poet’s corners, where one can read such beautiful couplets as, “Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?” If you see a hole cut between the stalls amid the random vandalism, well, you might want to come back late at night and try inserting your coin.
Then again, maybe you wouldn’t. If you’ve just pulled off the highway, chances are a redneck dude is doing the cock-vacuuming on the other side of that glory hole. If that’s your thing, more power to you, but I think I’d rather take my chances with GloryHole, the porn site. It’s only half-anonymous, but the odds of a hot chick being on the other side are 100%.
It’s always major pornstars and gorgeous industry noobs getting their kicks through that magic portal. The sliding images on the landing page show Eliza Ibarra with her mouth on a BBC, and Karla Kush putting a leg up in the air to better take one into her sweet cunt. Ella Knox has the sexiest look on her face as she’s stuffed anonymously, and Gia Dimarco looks awfully happy about that sperm dripping from her lips. Gianna Dior, Abella Danger, and Adriana Chechik are among the site’s top-rated IR video whores.
I watched a video preview for a new Glory Hole movie with Payton Preslee. The big-jugged cutie talks about getting a porn store gift card and finding out the hard way it’s not valid for merchandise and can only be used in the “viewing booth.” She went in, started masturbating, and what do you know? A big, black cock suddenly appeared through a hole in the wall, so naturally, she started sucking that surprise chocolate.
The whole time Payton’s giving her play-by-play, we’re watching it go down via picture-in-picture. She does her best to fit that monster in her mouth, using both hands and a liberal amount of spit. When she turns around to take some from behind, I knew I had to get into the site for a closer look.
Get Your Porn and More Porn, Too (Plus Porn!)
There’s a sign outside saying GloryHole.com memberships start at 99 cents, but that’s just for a one-day trial. A real membership costs thirty bucks a month, which you’ve already guessed if you’re a regular consumer of premium porno. A year is a hundred bucks, which is a better discount than most sites give on the yearly rate.
Do you know what really makes this a killer value? Glory Hole is part of the DogFart Network. I’ve given the online IR porn paradise high ratings here at ThePornDude, because they make some fantastic black-on-white porn, and a lot of it. Hell, don’t take my word for it—they’ve also won a stack of AVN Awards. Want to watch some? Your GloryHole membership comes with full access to all 23 sites on the DogFart Network.
They’ve got a What’s Included page that breaks down the perks into hard numbers. Altogether, you’re getting over 4,000 interracial flicks starring almost 3,000 porn sluts. “We believe you should get what you pay for,” they write, going on to say that downloads are included at no extra charge. Yes, these gloryhole sex movies are yours to keep forever, even after your subscription runs out, and you’ve spent your life savings on black-market toilet paper.
Come Watch Anonymous IR Sex
One of the things that always gets me about the whole DogFart Network is how outdated the layout is. You’d think they’d update the design more with millions of visitors watching the top girls in the business. Maybe that’s where they cut corners to keep the network price low, in which case I ain’t complaining.
You’ll be dropped off in the ‘90s-looking main DFN area first, with a list of all the sites and video counts for each. GloryHole.com is right up there near the top, with over 650 scenes of babes getting it on through a wall.
There’s always a bit of compromise when it comes to how networks update. The GloryHole-specific updates hit you relatively slowly, with a new one coming out about every 2 weeks. This ain’t a coronavirus slowdown, as they’ve had a similar release schedule for a long time. Unless you’re just an absolute fiend for that hole-in-the-wall IR, most subscribers will find the network-wide releases more than make up for it. Across the 23 sites, you usually get updates every day.
It’s worth noting that GloryHole.com is just one of the included sites with the theme. You’ll probably be interested in GloryHole Initiations, where Ebony hotties eat white cock belonging to invisible strangers. The GloryHoles And Handjobs site, on the other hand, is a little too gay for my tastes.
Suck and Fuck Styles of the Stars
I decided to start my fap test with the newest GloryHole.com flick, which stars the illustrious Ella Knox. She browses the sparse shelves of a porn shop as the half-hour movie opens, looking for something to get off to. Hey, just like you! The clerk helps her out, holding her hand and taking her to the curtained viewing booth.
It’s a thin curtain, but Ella’s a horny girl. As soon as she’s alone, she starts fondling herself to the porno on the screen. A few minutes in, she gets curious about the holes in the walls. Leaning in close, she’s surprised by the appearance of a wild black dick. Not too surprised to start sucking, though!
Ella’s BJ skills are one of the things that have put her on the masturbatory map of the world, and it’s nice to see the magic refined like this. The glory hole scenario strips the dudes largely out of the equation, letting us focus on what the girl does best: servicing dick. When another turgid member appears through the opposite wall, Ella proves eager to please.
The setup also puts the girls to the test when it comes to putting their pussies up against the wall. Ella’s nimble, athletic banging ability helps everyone get off way harder than any random hot chick off the street would have done. This girl’s a true professional, ensuring we get gorgeous, fappable camera angles as she and her partners get the best penetration possible.
I’m not going to ruin the ending for anybody, but have you ever drunk directly from the faucet of a milkshake machine? I have a feeling Ella had her first job at McDonald’s, and the manager was never around.
I can’t really find anything to complain about at Glory Hole. The movies are hot as fuck, living up to the simple yet effective premise of gorgeous chicks having IR sex through a hole. The only negative I can find to the site is that ugly layout, which you’re not going to notice at all once you go full-screen and start fapping.
GloryHole.com has hundreds of interracial glory hole movies, and the membership also includes the thousands of other black-on-white pornos on the DogFart Network. The whole shebang goes for the same price as your typical paysite, making it a really cost-efficient way to get your premium IR porn fix.