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CzechMegaSwingers.com! A website name as the suitable lyrics for the monogamy funeral march. "Fuck the rules, fuck thy neighbor," as the motto of this page! I made it up, but I suggest the people behind czechmegaswingers.com take my suggestion into consideration for the welcoming message.
Loads of cocks? Czech! A horny group of chicks? Czech! One masked idiot? Czech! This is exactly how the crew behind czechmegaswingers.com checks if everything is in place before the porn shooting begins. When the day of the shooting comes, half of the Czech Republic population comes to the studio and bangs in unison. That's how crazy this place is!
Czechmegaswingers.com is not a good name. It doesn't do justice to this place! Maybe thebiggestczechsexfreaks.com? Hell no! What's happening with my creative mind today?! In a little while, you are gonna realize why I am not pleased with the page name choice. This place is gonna czech all of the boxes when it comes to extreme, uber-kinky, super-horny porn, and your job is to make the payment. As simple as that!
What's the deal with the masked idiot I just mentioned?Naturally, I am looking at the trailers! In every single video, I am noticing one or two persons in some kind of Halloween costume that just go around the people fucking, occasionally spanking their asses. They are rarely involved in some banging. The masked idiot seems to be the mascot of czechmegaswingers.com, something unique to the page that is supposed to set the page apart from similar swingers porn. I dig the masks, I really do, and that element of horror, but making people wear the horrific masks, boots, and coats and watch while other people fuck their brains out is the next level of torture. Give these people a fucking raise!
"60 people in one pile 4" is the name of the welcoming trailer. You do realize the meaning behind this? A big room, lots of asses, pussies, and tits, and a couple of cameras filming all of it. That's how the majority of videos on czechmegaswingers.com look. A huge pile of private parts, and everyone just gets in without waiting in queues.
"Shove it in the next available hole" the rule that everyone seems to follow without asking too many questions. True mayhem, a sinful mix of sweaty bodies where everyone fucks to oblivion. How do you even find your wife in this fucking crowd?! The couples probably come up with questions like "what's my mother's middle name" to check if the person is the real-life spouse or yet another prick looking for the next hole. People get confused in big crowds and then blame some imaginary social anxiety attacks where their cover gets blown.
No scenarios, just raw, mindless boningI am finally watching the 60 people trailer. It's just some random shit. One chick gets her pussy eaten, there's another one blowing two cocks at the same time, and the third pile of people uses dildos to stroke a willy. There's this random grandma that seems to be the horniest of all, and there's this bored hoe that just sits on a bed, smoking a fag, with that jealous and slightly worried look on her face. She must have lost her hubby in the crowd! Lighten up, sweetheart. It happens all the time.
You can really tell who's gonna be the next best Czech pornstar. Some of the chicks just stand out from the crowd. I am watching another czechmegaswingers.com video. One dude just sits on his ass, having a smoke, while hoes take turns riding his dong. He is there to enjoy, and the chicks seem to compete at who's gonna throw the best riding show.
Some of the hotties look damn fine, they orgasm all over pricks, shaking their big asses on top of cocks, while others just sit in corners, looking like some retarded teens who are just looking at their first porn movie. Grannies are the fiercest of them all, sucking and fucking like the jizz was the elixir of eternal youth. It obviously isn't, or the mature ladies would go straight back to the age when banging in front of the camera wasn't exactly legal.
Some important detailsI don't like the tour page. Yeah, the design is fine, and the trailers are freakin' hot, but there's not much to see besides the trailers. The page doesn't show anything regarding the uploading dates, list of models, running time, or any similar info. Below the player, I saw a list of tags, which sends a clear signal that czechmegaswingers.com does offer some filtering tools, but then again, the tour page isn't willing to show the full list of random, non-paying visitors. It looks like the focus is on the bonus content.
The list of models doesn't exist, but it's somewhat logical. The sluts doing all the banging are complete amateurs. However, the page boasts HD flicks. A perfect combination of raw and professional, and that is exactly where the appeal of czechmegaswingers.com lies. At the time of this review, czechmegaswingers.com had around 180 videos, which is far from enough. The best news is that czechmegaswingers.com is only the tip of the iceberg. All members get to unlock 29 websites for the price of one membership plan. The conclusion is simple - no need to continue shitting on the vague uploading schedule and diversity because bonus content is there to set the record straight. Moving on to the pricing.
Continue readingCzech Authentic Videos is the name of the adult network. Some of the websites that caught my attention are Czech Streets, Czech Fantasy, Czech Wife Swap, Czech Massage, Czech Harem, and Czech PawnShop. You got the idea! Plenty of shit to watch and download! The thing is that all Czech Authentic Videos websites share that amateurish, crude vibe. Czechmegaswingers.com claims to have millions of members, regular updates, up to 4K videos, and responsive pages. Over 39K minutes of videos in total! That's fucking huge (how many videos is that)! Definitely, more porn than you'll ever need, featuring probably half of the Czech female population.
No trial period, but fret not, fuckers! Full access to the whole network for 30 days will cost you $1/day (billed in one payment of $29.95). The next option is to go with the 90-day access, which comes with the $0.72/day price tag (billed in one payment of $64.95). Ta-da, here comes the best, the cheapest, and the best membership plan! Go big or go home! $0.56/day for a whole year (billed in one payment of $99.95). You know, all premium websites serve some bullshit about the longest plan being the best one, and it's usually what I just said - bullshit. In this case, I really suggest you give it some thought because you won't be able to check out a total of 29 websites for a month. At least, I hope so!
Just think about an endless sea of tits of all shapes and sizes, multiple orgasms, and anything from barely legal to mature hoes. The bottom line is that the network is a huge source of diverse content, which couldn't be said for each of the featured websites alone. What's great is that you don't need to worry about that shit. Just spend that dough and unlock it all.
Final thoughtsSo, what's in it for you? First of all, czechmegaswingers.com is a fetish website that surely brings unique content. I mean, how often do you find this level of exaggeration when it comes to swingers? One could easily say that czechmegaswingers.com presents extreme content. Another huge advantage is the shit ton of bonus content. Again, things got out of hand! Twenty-nine websites is a huge number! On the other hand, you won't see any black sluts, or gay content...you know, one could easily claim that czechmegaswingers.com lacks diversity. European models only, and calling these tarts models is a serious overstatement.
There's something dang hot about the sight of a huge group of people fucking in unison in one room, glancing at others while pounding the night away. There is something extremely hot in the idea that these bitches do all of it just for fun only! No big checks, no glory, no bios, no magazine covers, no legacy. Just mere, crude, raw, mindless fucking with an element of competition. Czechmegaswingers.com will fuck your pervy brains out. No censorship, no shame, no limitations. Go with it, fuckers! Have fun!
- 29 websites for the price of one membership
- Extremely hot fetish content in HD
- Crazy swingers parties counting a big number of people
- The tour page doesn't offer much info
- All content is exclusive