CollegeRules, or at least it has the potential to. Institutions of higher learning tend to be jam-packed full of sexually ripe babes first experiencing the freedom of not living with their parents. If you can’t see the inherent possibilities, you may need to see a doctor about your inhumanly low libido. I’m guessing you’re here because you’ve either experienced those possibilities for yourself, or you’re just looking to live vicariously through the magic of hardcore pornography. Just because you struck out at every single frat house keg party you attended doesn’t mean you have to miss out entirely.
When I saw the title, I kind of assumed CollegeRules.com was going to be a university-themed paysite starring big-name pornstars pretending to be college students. Turns out I was wrong, maybe in the best way possible. The site is run by one of the biggest, most well-known porn companies out there, but the whole thing is focused on sexy amateur college sluts getting nasty in premium videos. They get a few hundred thousand visits every month, which tells me these girls might be worth busting out the ol’ silicone vagina for. Let’s find out.
College Rules, Even If You Never Went
If you’re a regular consumer of premium smut, the tour page for CollegeRules might look awfully fucking familiar. It's the same thumbnail-studded template you’ve seen on other sites brought to you by Bridgemaze Group. I know that name might not mean much to you, but they’re the brains behind BangBros. To say they know how to make good porno would be an understatement. There’s a reason they’ve consistently held a top-ten position on my big list of Top Premium Porn Sites here at ThePornDude.
Unlike other sites from these prolific perverts, I don’t recognize a single babe in the tour area. Keep in mind, I’m a professional masturbator and a pornstar to boot, so I usually spot faces I know personally or have at least jerked off to when visiting other paysites. College Rules in part because of all the beautiful young girls, and it seems like CollegeRules has hired a fucking ton of them. These are legit girl-next-door amateurs. They’re so consistently beautiful that I have to wonder where they’ve come from and how the producers are screening them, but it’s definitely not something I got hung up thinking about.
Unfortunately, the previews are bit skimpy. There are some animated GIFs out front of naked oil wrestling, lesbian pussy eating, and group titty flashing, but most of the imagery out front is static images. All the “Play” buttons just bring you to the signup page, which is a real pet peeve of mine. That said, the images are fucking mouthwatering, because these chicks are hot and they’re slutty as hell.
There’s so much group sex going on at College Rules. Out front, I saw pics of girls doubling up to taste a cock or triple-teaming on one of their own naked girlfriends, dudes finger cuffing college babes, and whole fucking dorm rooms full of naked chicks. There ain’t a lot of one-on-one action depicted, but even the relatively vanilla blowjob, pussy licking and doggystyle have my balls aching for more. Naturally, I had to click that Join Now button and check out the ticket prices.
Let Me Tell You About the Perks
CollegeRules.com doesn’t have any surprises when it comes to the membership price. It’s thirty bones a month, just like other BangBros sites and most other paysites. That’s what I’m charging over at PornDudeCasting, too. They do have a two-day trial for a buck, and it rebills at the regular rate instead of gouging you like some paysites will. The yearly rate breaks down to under $8 a month, which is solid.
Since it is a BangBros site, they’re going to hit you with a lot of discount offers for their other sites and some of their friends. The deals ain’t bad, but man, I really hate seeing ads all over the place when I’m already paying for porn. Free tubes need to show you ads to keep the operation afloat, but it’s just kind of obnoxious here. After you sign in, you’ll have to decline some offers before you get to the dirty movies you paid for. I was offered deals on Girls Gone Wild, Culioneros, Abuse Me and Sex Selector before I even saw the CollegeRules flicks.
Being a BangBros site does come with some obvious advantages, though. For one thing, I’m already expecting high-quality fap fodder even though I’m still a couple minutes away from watching a CollegeRules.com movie. Another big advantage is the exclusive member rewards program, which unlocks free sites and other bonuses after you’ve been subscribed for a while. Every three months, you get another free site, and then a “$99-value special reward” after a year. That yearly membership package is looking more appealing by the minute.
My member’s dashboard says I currently have full access to CollegeRules and BangBros Chat. It’s a little bit misleading, because everybody has access to BangBros chat, even if you haven’t signed up for a BangBros site. The chat site ain’t bad, but it’s actually just a white label of Flirt4Free; basically, you’re looking at Flirt4Free through a window with BangBros painted on it.
And Now for the Catch
Once I got inside, it was time to relive my college experience. The only question was where to start. Should I go with one of those big college orgies, a blowjob contest, or just a run-of-the-mill threesome? Altogether, there are 63 CollegeRules pornos to choose from.
And only 63, at least for the foreseeable future. I didn’t realize this until I got inside, but the content is a little bit stale. By a little bit, I mean it’s really fucking stale. The last update was toward the end of 2013. I’m writing up this review in May, 2022, so I’m sure you can see what the problem is.
I release a new movie every week at PornDudeCasting. I ain’t alone in that respect. In fact, one update per week is the golden standard by which I judge any paysite. For thirty bucks a month, most sites offer you regular doses of fresh fap fodder. My favorites are the ones that release on a specific day, so you can plan your fap sessions accordingly. College Rules is falling far short of what I think of as standard.
The stale content is offset just a little bit by the download policy, since they do better here than on other modern sites. Members can download whatever they want, and I encourage you to do so. There’s no reason to sign up for longer than a month on a site like this. Grab yourself a one-month subscription, and then grab all those MP4 files while you’re at it.
I decided to start my fap test with the latest video, even though it’s pretty old. Thankfully, BangBros was a little ahead of the curve and got 1080p before it really became standard, so the video is nice and crisp. I hit the Play button and watched the cameraman card a couple random hotties he finds in a corner store perusing the beer. They start flashing their tits and ass, and a couple minutes later, they’re sucking his cock right there in the store.
It’s a 35-minute video, and our heroines soon move to a back room to continue the fun. One of the gimmicks behind the site is the idea that it’s real college porno sent in by viewers, but the man behind the POV shot is Brick Danger, who’s got hundreds of movies across BangBros. It ain’t exactly “real,” but it's a fucking fantastic example of the reality porn style that the company helped put on the map.
At the end of the day, I think that’s what still sells CollegeRules.com memberships, even nearly a decade after their last video. The college theme is an easy winner for anybody who likes legal teens, innocent girls next door and the allure of finally escaping your parents’ house. Any site with this premise could make money, but this one’s brought to you by BangBros, who have one of the best track records in the world when it comes to making fapworthy pornography. The preview situation sucks, but if the girls out front make your dick hard, you’re going to like what you find inside.