I’ve been watching Espa Porn all morning, which may explain my sudden craving for free tacos. Maybe I’m getting spoiled, because just yesterday, I was willing to pay for both my lunch and for my premium Latina porn. Today, I feel like I deserve the whole enchilada without having the bust out my wallet. Hey, I am the world-famous Porn Dude, after all.
But even if you’re just Joe Blow off the street, there’s no good reason not to cash in on this amazing offer. Yes, ladies, gentlemen and hombres of all sexual perversions, EspaPorn is a free tube devoted to full-length Latina porno movies. Shit, my dudes, that’s an even more enticing offer than the free refried beans the local joint gives you with the lunch combo. I bet they have a more inclusive policy regarding customer masturbation, too, so lube up the ol’ chimichanga and let’s take a look.
Dirty Fucking en Español
You know, I had a feeling this was exactly what I’d find as soon as I heard the site’s name. EspaPorn brings to mind thick-bottomed, big-titted mamacitas squealing en Español while getting drilled in every hole. Maybe your mind conjures up more SFW-visions of pretty girls learning to count from uno to diez, but when your whole job is fap-testing porn, you start to assume every number is the volume of cocks a woman is taking in a particular scene.
Let me tell you, amigos, this shit is even better than I expected, but I’m getting ahead of myself. The very first thing I noticed was the expected mix of different Latina fuck flicks. There’s a Mexican babe getting prone-boned in a casting scene, an auntie riding cowgirl while wrapping her mouth around a dude’s thick burrito, not to mention some below-the-border love. (In case I’m unclear, I mean a Central American babe is taking it up the ass in one of EspaPorn’s most recent additions.)
The broads may have beautiful olive skin and roll their Rs when they’re speaking, but the offerings are more or less what you’d expect to see on any free tube. The girls are uniformly hot, including a ton of Latin pornstars, the thumbnail images are professionally shot, and all the stereotypical porn genres and scenarios are here. Crank it to horny Latina schoolgirls, doctors without boundaries and their misbehaving nurses, fitness chicks with perverted exercise regimens and plenty of pseudo-incest taboo storylines.
I ran into a weird glitch trying to figure out how deep the EspaPorn.com catalog goes. The page numbers at the bottom of the front page go up to 55, but it seems to give the same set of videos for each. The Latest Videos section, by contrast, is half as long, but at least the videos are different. If I’m adding it up correctly, EspaPorn has about 560 Latina sex movies as of this writing. That’s tiny compared to the big tubes, but not bad for a tube with such a tight focus on the Latina genre. As we’re about to see, that focus is even tighter than it might appear at first.
The Whole Enchilada and Nothing Less
I’ve been holding back, and I apologize, but I didn’t want to give away EspaPorn’s big gimmick so quickly. Most of what I’ve already described could apply to almost any of the free joints I’ve got listed in ThePornDude’s list of Latina Porn Sites. Look a little bit closer, though, and you’ll notice they only do full movies around here
. Instead of whacking off to five-minute threesomes and thirty-second blowjob clips, you can have marathon wank sessions to fuck flicks that run 20, 30, 40 minutes or more.
Obviously, it ain’t the amateurs banging out such long films. I love the DIY stuff, but those shaky movies are always like a minute long because they’re never planned out. You can tell from the thumbnails, these are all professionally shot flicks, and if you know your porno, you’ll start recognizing names right away.
EspaPorn features material from some big-name Latina porn studios and porn sites. Hell, their Categories sidebar reads a bit like my own list of Premium Latina Porn Sites. They’ve got smut from OyeLoca and SexMex, FAKings and Culioneros. These are literally some of my favorite Latina paysites, where the porn is fantastic, but you’re usually going to shell out about thirty bucks a month for the right to shake your dick around. EspaPorn.com’s got a lot of the same stuff, but without the price tag.
Literally, all the scenes listed in the front-page selection of Latest Videos were originally published at SexMex. Further down, they’re offering up SiteRips of Costeñas Locas, Chiva Culiona, and Nalgas Grandes, each chock-full of gorgeous Latina MILFs, teens and in-betweens getting all full up on hard cock.
And Take Some To Go, Too
When every single item on the picture menu is mouthwatering, enticing and boner-inducing, it’s kind of hard to know where to start jerking off. Do I crank it to a SexMex Love Nurse or Milk Addict, or maybe one of the backseat blowjobs from Culioneros? There’s a female soccer team with their bubble butts hanging out, the preview image from a really long one clocking in at nearly an hour and a half.
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When at EspaPorn.com, do as the Latina porn fans do. I found a selection of the site’s Most Viewed content at the bottom and decided to start there. Right now, one of the most popular scenes is a SexMex video with a couple of black-haired hotties double-teaming a lucky muchacho. I knew as soon as I saw the thumbnail that I was going to enjoy it.
Like other full-length porn tubes, EspaPorn has more spam than its short-length tube counterparts. You’ll definitely want to use an adblocker while fapping to the site, and even then, you may get some stray boner ads and captchas. I had to click the Play button a few times before the scene actually started up.
It opens with two stunning Latinas sitting on a couch in small dresses, looking at dick pics on their phones. One girl brings up the subject of her brother, who she says is “impossibly hung.” She’s planning on slipping him some Viagra, but I couldn’t read all the subtitles because I was so distracted by those sexy bodies and panties peeking out.
Because of the spammy video player, it’s difficult to skip around throughout the scene. I tried to skip past the pill-crushing scene to get to one of the ball-draining parts, but ended up staring at a loading icon for a minute. When the video came back, the girls were feeling the boner bulging from brosef’s shorts.
The panties come off around eleven minutes in, and it all gets even better from there. Honestly, I’m not surprised it’s a fantastic piece of porno because I’ve been a fan of SexMex for a while. The resolution ain’t the HD I’d get on the real paysite, but at zero dollars, it’s a hell of a lot cheaper here.
It’s a sexy enough scene that I figured I’d take advantage of the download button below every EspaPorn video. The site doesn’t actually host any of the movies, which is why you’ve got to fuck with that spammy video player, and also why you’ve got to download the movies from a filehost service. The one I just watched is hosted on Mega, so the wait times weren’t too bad; I had the MP4 in about 10 minutes.
If you’re watching movies at EspaPorn.com, there are a couple of small compromises you have to make. Specifically, you’re going to deal with a little bit of spam, and the movies aren’t necessarily in the full HD or ultra-HD resolutions you’d get if you were beating off to a paysite.
What you get for that inconvenience, though, is access to premium Latina porn from some of the best producers and paysites in the game. One could even argue that EspaPorn is even more convenient than going to the source in some ways, because you only have to visit one site to get material from all these studios. A little bit of spam is arguably a small price to pay for all that.