You know what everyone loves? Porn networks. People especially love it when porn networks get all confusing and redirect you 100 times over before you get to the smut you paid for. That’s exactly what you get with SheWillCheat. I am being sarcastic. I hate this. This website is giving me butt cancer. How can a website that’s filled to the brim with Valentina Nappi level videos make me upset? Bad design. Seriously. This website’s content can only be summarized as 10/10 mainstream porn but you feel like you have to suck the content out of a straw to even get to where you need to go.
You want to sign up to SheWillCheat? Great. Go to the website. I have it linked in the title, right? Except, once you pay them then that entire website becomes obsolete and you have to navigate a maze, avoid a minotaur, pay your taxes, shave your balls and otherwise suffer in purgatory before you land at your final destination which for some reason is MetroHD. I don’t care that MetroHD are behind SheWillCheat. I don’t care if these videos were crafted by the fucking Buddha. I paid for SheWillCheat so give me that. I want that. I don’t want redirects to an entire goddamn network of a thousand websites that want me to pay extra for their content. I feel like I paid to watch ads. This is stupid.
High Quality Bitches
Let’s flip flop between gripes and compliments, because that’s the only way that this review is going to be worth reading. SheWillCheat have me extremely pissy right now and I’m just trying to deal with it. The babes across these videos are proper triple A legends like Aidra Fox and my beloved Valentina Nappi, may she one day find her way to my cock. These are the crème de la crème of pornstars as they say in France and I cam quite satisfied with their naked bodies. These girls work hard and they play harder. They’re very nimble, agile and gifted in the arts of sucking cock and receiving large anal penetration. It’s all well and good and I am satisfied with the overall quality of pussy.
Granted, there’s also a smattering of MILFs who are rather secondary to the Valentina Nappis of the world, but hey, not everyone can be the queen of pornography. The whole point of MILFs is that they’re just at that edge where they’re starting to sag, but they haven’t hit the ground yet. Their tits are still putting up a fight against gravity. Gravity is winning, but there is time. They still have a few good fucks left in them; God bless them. All in all, this is a great collection of amazing bitches who clearly love what they do and boy do they go hard. They do not falter. These scenes are long and the bitches stay wet throughout. They don’t complain and they don’t hold back. They’re really devoted.
For what it’s worth the men are ok. No-one cares about the men.
A Meager Selection
Remember how I said that MetroHD love to show off sites like SheWillCheat as part of a network, but they market them as a unique product at first? I have several theories as to why that is. One of them is that they’re using their own sites to market other sites that they also own. That much is a no-brainer. The other reason, I fathom, is that there aren’t that many videos on one singular site per network. I mean, it’s not like there are slim pickings. You still get close to 200 videos with your subscription. But, this doesn’t compare to the shit you can get on other similar premium sites that also happen to feature Valentina Nappi. The whole appeal of this particular site is the theme of girls cheating on their boyfriends or husbands. That makes sense. However, if you’re signing up for such a fetish site, you want to see more of the fetish. You don’t want a tease at a premium price point. You want the cake and you want to eat it too.
You are shit out of luck if you expect to get that kind of respect and satisfaction from SheWillCheat. This website does a fantastic job at baiting and then switching you. The main domain that I have linked above leads to a large page with all kinds of trailers and promotional shots that will have you believing that this is some sort of temple of fetishistic sucks and fucks. It is not. It is about as far as one could get from proper fetishistic content. It’s meager mainstream pornography at its finest. It’s hot, but it’s not fetishistic. You get the idea.
As you can imagine, there’s all kinds of mixing and matching with the types of couples and bulls that do the cucking or whatever. Sometimes the girls cheat behind closed doors while their husbands are away, which technically means that in those videos you’re only watching two heterosexual individuals having vanilla sex. It’s the literal opposite of fetishistic smut. Ok? As for the other ones where the bitches cheat in front of their husbands – these have a strong cuck vibe, but it’s still not believable or enjoyable in that way.
The dudes that play the husbands will watch their wives suck off another man and act like they’re watching Golden Girls reruns. They’re mildly entertained, but generally unphased by the experience. Hell, they look like they’re simultaneously also considering what they’re going to have for dinner. They have that familiar “Did I leave the oven on?” face and they’re just waiting for their wives to swallow cum so that they can deliver their final hoorah. It’s all completely nonsensical and it spits in the face of proper fetish lovers. This is coming from a man who hates cheating and cuck shit, so if I’m offended, I can only imagine how you’d feel.
Navigating the Site
Oh boy, is this a fucking nightmare. I mentioned that you get redirected a lot. Well, when you finally arrive on MetroHD, you don’t get a SheWillCheat section where you can watch all of the videos you just paid for. Oh no, that would be too simple and straightforward. Instead, you get a mix of content from across the network, all of which is irrelevant to the fetish at hand. It’s all just cross-posting for the purpose of networking their other miscellaneous products.
If you want to actually see the content from SheWillCheat you need to go into the custom search and look at the filters then tick the SheWillCheat box and then and only then will you see the videos you actually paid for and surprise surprise, there are less than 200 of them. It’s all about padding the numbers. I don’t mind the fact that there are only 200-ish videos. I mind the misdirection and all-around confusion. If I wanted to navigate a fucking maze then I’d try speaking with my family.
I’ll lay out the terms for you. This is a premium porn site that charges $100 a year or $50 for 3 months or $25 for one month. The discounts are huge. I like the price point. It’s close to fair for 200 videos or so. Plus, there will be new ones as time goes on. Hell, there might be a lot more by the time you get around to reading this review. That being said, you don’t get a lot of fetishistic delivery. It’s more of a fetish adjacent mainstream porn site that’s part of a network of regular pornography
. It’s not inspiring, it’s not unique and I don’t have much to say in its defense. You can fap to it.
It's very hot stuff. I like the lesbian action the best, but again, it’s not for fetishistic reasons. I just really appreciate hot lesbians getting it on. In terms of how hardcore the action gets, there’s the occasional anal scene, but for the most part you’re seeing blowjobs, vaginal penetration and pussy eating. It’s about as cardboard as smut can get. Perfect for a boring Chad like myself, but if you want to tickle the cuck bone or maybe you have a cheating fetish of some sort, well, this will probably not phase you. I think that this site has potential, but it misses the mark. They could do so much more with the acting and the setups with the exact same girls and sets, but alas, they fall short.