I am looking at a huge, saggy pair of tits with nipples the size of Porsche headlights, asking myself the same old question? Why don't I settle down, or at least limit myself to top-notch, professional porn only? What's that thing that pushes me toward amateur scenes featuring chicks I have never seen before? The inner struggle continues while my fingers move on their own, writing a review on faphouse.com/c/indian/videos.
No, I don't want to review the whole website! I want a challenge! How detailed can a review really be? TPD wannabees around the web are struggling to write decent 300 words on a whole website. Not me, fuckers! I go deep, to the core deep, until I check out every goddamn pussy on a website. So, today, embrace yourselves for one hell of a review. In-depth, analytical, unbiased, phenomenal review of faphouse.com/c/indian/videos. Here it comes!
An interesting name and a good layout
Faphouse.com, I couldn't have come up with a better website name myself! It pretty much says it all! The crown logo looks fine, although I don't really dig the connection between a crown and porn? Maybe this is some kind of a luxurious, castle-like house inside which all the banging takes place? Yeah, it does have a little door on it.
Upon loading the homepage, you can choose whether you want to watch straight, gay, or trans content, but that's not why we are here today. The focus of today's review is on the Indian category on faphouse.com. That's me self-challenging again!
Soon enough, I am coming to the realization that faphouse.com and faphouse.com/c/indian/videos are premium, meaning that users need to make the payment first and then watch and download stuff. Another reason to write an in-depth review! But, before I spill the beans about the prices, let's go over some basic stuff.
What happens when my superb mind gets a challenge
I go mental. I open every fucking video in the search for anything that stands out! I don't stop until the whole truth comes to light. Now, I am focused on the homepage of faphouse.com/c/indian/videos! Roughly speaking, 80% of all videos on the first page have an HD sign glued to them. The thumbnails show a short video preview, and the titles are pretty informative. When it comes to the length of the videos, the shortest one on the first page was a one-minute-long clip, while the longest was an interracial scene hitting and exceeding the half-hour mark.
Soon enough, I am realizing that faphouse.com/c/indian/videos offers diversity, despite the fact that it's only one category that focuses on Indian porn. I am seeing a fair share of interracial scenes, lesbian banging spiced up with a strap-on, interracial DP scenes, plenty of POV porn, and this chick named Horny Lily who doesn't do anything from JOI and impregnation to solo shows. She seems to be one of the most hard-working MILFs on faphouse.com/c/indian/videos. Oh, you can click on her name, and the page will show a full list of videos featuring the slut. The name functions as a tag.
The latest video was uploaded today, and a batch of three was added two days ago. Hey, bear in mind that faphouse.com/c/indian/videos is one category only. This pattern clearly shows that faphouse.com does daily updates, which is one of the most important things for all future members. Another very important thing is that all content can be downloaded by the members and that there is a total of 329K videos on the page. When it comes to the size of the Indian category, it counts around 720 videos.
I think that the filtering tools are fucking awesome!
Not only has faphouse divided its porn collection into separate categories, but it has also provided its members with additional filtering tools that work like a charm! You'll find these on the right side of the page. Switching from Video to Studios is gonna show you a full list of Indian porn studios featured on faphouse.com/c/indian/videos. 130 studios in total! Holly shit! Who would have thought that an Indian stash on any website could show such a big list of studios?! That's not all! Each studio thumbnail shows the exact number of videos inside! How awesome is that?!
Sort by popular or the newest criteria. I have already explained the update schedule, meaning that I am free to look at my favorite section on all porn websites - the most popular! Surprisingly, the most popular video on faphouse.com/c/indian/videos is not what I expected. It's not even HD. An amateur threesome, a little over half an hour, featuring an Indian hoe named Indian Goddess. Actually, the majority of videos on the first page are not high-definition and often feature mediocre-looking chicks with saggy tits.
When it comes to the filtering tools, you can set the video quality - SD, Full HD, or UHD 4K. Hey, did you really think that I was gonna mention this on the go and leave it like that? Let's see the number of vids in each. A little under 240 vids in the SD section, a total of 480 in the Full HD one, and exactly 22 flicks in the UHD 4K section. I am a goddamn master of reviews! You gotta admire my passion!
Let me do the same with the following filters. Around 100 movies fall under the 0-5 minute criteria, around 600 in the stash showing flicks from 5-30 minutes in length, and 46 clips that are over 30 minutes long. See, fuckers?! That's how you write a proper in-depth review! The point of this is not just me showing off! Pricks who plan to spend their cash on faphouse.com/c/indian/videos understand the importance of every single thing I have mentioned so far! That’s why I am the best!
How to get your hands on these videos?
That most popular threesome I was telling you about is still rolling in one of the tabs. Yeah, I can hear some soft moaning coming from the trailer. Yep, as a regular visitor, you can jack off to trailer, but that's fucking lousy, lazy, and cheap! Below the trailer, tags caught my attention, telling me that there are more filtering tools on faphouse.com/c/indian/videos. To cut a long story short, this website has checked all of the boxes that a premium website has to check
. Not a single fuck-up so far, if I forget about the fact that all of the videos are raw and amateurish.
Show me the money! As a member, you will get to download videos, leave comments and add videos to favorites. The payment page reveals that faphouse.com boasts over 329K videos in total, a crazy update schedule that brings around 600 new videos each day, famous Indie performers, high-quality videos, and unlimited downloading.
The price for the one-month plan is $9.99/month. At the time of this review, a 20% discount was on for the three-month plan - the price was $7.99/month. The yearly subscription will cost you $5.99/ month (a 40% discount at the time of this review). The lifetime subscription is probably the best one because it will provide you with fapping material as long as your dick gets up - you'll have to pay $299.99 once to become a member of faphouse.com/c/indian/videos forever!
Much more than meets the eye
I didn't know what to expect when I started writing this review. The videos seemed too amateur to be exclusive, to be brutally honest. As time went by, faphouse.com/c/indian/videos showed its true essence. The videos are a perfect mix of crude banging and high-quality pictures. If that is something that rocks your boat, I suggest you give it a chance.
Am I a huge fan of Indian babes? Not really! My mind is eternally corrupted by flawlessly bald pussies, fake tits, raw gangbangs, and talented sluts. I don't have a thing for a bunch of nobody's, but I am not here to tell you what to do. You know what?! I am done pampering you! Go premium, fuckers! Spend a couple of greens on a quality premium website that adds 600 new videos every single day! For fuck's sake! Yeah, I am telling you what to do! I’ve worked my ass off writing this review! Go premium!