Your next NSFW Swipe may land you in all kinds of trouble or all kinds of fun, depending on where you’re doing your swiping. They tell you right there in the name that this isn’t going to be a work-friendly website, so I guess you probably shouldn’t bring it up at family dinner either. If you’re alone, though, or just don’t care what the other bus passengers think, it may be a nice way to kill some time and solve that pesky blue balls issue that’s been bothering you all morning. Maybe I should stop mixing so much Viagra into my Cap’n Crunch, but that’s an issue for another day.
NSFWSwipe.com offers a modern twist on the usual free tubes and sex GIF collections we’ve seen for years, but you probably guessed that from the name. Yes, ladies and germs, this one distills the whole thing into a swipeable format a la TikTok, serving up instant free porn loops at the flick of a finger. So that leaves your other hand free to do whatever the hell you need it to do, whether it’s stuffing French fries in your fat face, doing your goddamn taxes, typing up a review, or cranking the ol’ ding dong into a greasy napkin. Of course, I’ll be doing all of the above, so wish me luck.
NSFW Swipe for NSFW Fun
Everything changes so quickly on the internet that I saw “swipe” in the title and thought NSFWSwipe would offer a different kind of NSFW Swiping. My old brain must have thought we are living in the old caveman days of three years ago when a porn site about swiping would probably be a Tinder thing. I thought we would see the most naked, sexiest, freakiest profile shots uploaded by the hottest local chicks with their tits out.
This is 2022, though. Thanks to the pandemic, online dating may have had some setbacks over the last couple of years, but the same issues seem to have made apps like TikTok explode in popularity. So instead of swiping through still photos that would get chicks banned from the dating apps, NSFWSwipe.com gave me moving pictures of amateur hookups, professional blowjobs, and OnlyFans obscenity. My very first swipes showed me, in this order: public sex in an alley, POV doggy-style dick riding, a blonde in her bedroom taking off her top, a brunette in fishnets doing the same and twerking, and a little Asian chick sucking a big, black cock.
Subsequent NSFW swipes sent me down a rabbit hole of fapworthy imagery, from masturbating redheads to butt-plugged goth girls to cosplay chicks giving head. One girl got herself off with a cucumber, squirting all over the fucking place in the process, while the next performed a slow, sensual striptease. There were PAWGs getting naked, blindfolded BBWs getting dicked down, and a Japanese chick stroking a dildo with her feet.
Every time I swiped, I saw something I hadn’t seen before. I’ve reviewed other sites with similar swipeable setups, and the understocked spots stand out because you start flipping through the same little movies over and over. Well, that isn’t going to happen on NSFWSwipe.com because their collection is deep as hell. According to the front page, they’ve got over 700,000 NSFW Gifs and Tik Tok porn videos. That should be enough to keep even the greediest, most insatiable masturbators going.
Effortless One-Handed NSFW Swiping
Despite their own self-description, I don’t think most of the content on NSFWSwipe actually comes from TikTok. For one thing, TikTok bans users who upload the good stuff. There’s a bit of variation to the size and shape of the loops, too, though the interface does a good job resizing it to fit your screen. In fact, this site looks and works great on a mobile screen. Every site out there nowadays brags about mobile compatibility, but few of them look as good as this one. The whole thing is fucking effortless to use one-handed, which really helps make it feel like an X-rated TikTok.
One thing the real TikTok has going for it is the advanced, expensive set of algorithms they’ve got to analyze your viewing habits and deliver more of the same. That’s why your nieces, nephew, and wife can’t stop playing with the app. Unfortunately, NSFW Swipe doesn’t have that, so you’re not getting a custom feed of your preferred masturbatory fodder. That’s going to be acceptable for most viewers just looking for a quick crank break, but it’s a little more difficult if you’ve got super specific tastes.
NSFWSwipe.com has an extensive range of adult content, mostly homemade. Some random finger flicking might show you a random girl flicking her bean followed by a stripper dance, some nipple licking, a little cosplay cock sucking, and then a MILF shaking her tits at the camera. From time to time, a few seconds from a big-budget porno pops up between the amateur teens and bored housewives.
Tags are the standard way to organize content on any website; most search functions run through titles and tags to find your preferred sluts, genres, and sex acts. But NSFW Swipe doesn’t use tags, and they don’t even have a search bar. You can, however, browse by source if you tap that hamburger icon (three bars) in the corner. NSFWSwipe.com pulls its material from Reddit and RedGifs, so it’s a thick menu of options that’ll probably have what you’re looking for.
If you’ve browsed my Reddit NSFW List or you’ve been a horny Redditor for years, you’ve probably got a sense for what kind of material you’ll find. It’s user-submitted in categories that range from vague to specific. They list the volume of content beside each subreddit, too; right now, there are over 300 amateur forty-somethings in 40plusgonewild, almost 500 vids of the illustrious and thick-bootied Abella Danger in AbellaDanger, and nearly 2000 babes taking it up the butt in the Anal area.
Of course, there will be some overlap since it’s by subreddit and not by genre tag. So I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the same images are making the rounds in Anal, Ass, Asshole, and Asstastic. It’s a minor complaint, and it says a lot about NSFWSwipe that it’s the only thing I could find to nitpick about it. All it really means is that NSFWSwipe isn’t the site if you’re looking for something very specific, like that same Latina tit wank video you beat off to half a dozen times last week. Of course, it’s probably in the pile, but NSFWSwipe will likely serve up a couple of hundred different tit wank and Latina vids first. That’s just the format, broseph!
Goodbye, Productivity for the Day
I made my way to the NSFWSwipe collection of Curvy videos. If I understand the setup, it’s the same GIFs I’d find over at r/Curvy on Reddit, only here they’ve stripped out all the non-moving photos and all the neckbeards talking about the stuff. So first, I saw a tattooed chick touching herself, followed by babe stripping on her porch, another in her bedroom, and a thick mama fucking her boobies with a big vibrator.
My next NSFW Swipe landed me on a pretty Asian chick eating a giant bowl of noodles with her enormous tits out. I think it’s part of a longer mukbang movie because there are a couple more bowls of food she dips into as she chews and swallows, chews and swallows, chews and swallows, somehow making fuck-me faces the entire time, even with her mouth full. Maybe I’m hungry and horny at the same time, but this video really does it for me. There’s a one-click download button baked into the NSFWSwipe interface, so I helped myself.
NSFWSwipe doesn’t have the most searchable interface for a porn site, but that’s just because it’s a different kind of porn site. The big gimmick here is how fast and easy it is to use. Their library is similar to what you’ll find on other GIF sites because of where they’re drawing material, but their interface serves it all up a lot quicker than where it was initially posted. I’d recommend this one if you’re into OnlyFans-style homemade porno, but you want to flip through with one finger like you’re beating off to TikTok. Leave the SFW swiping to the kids and the grandmas—I just want to NSFW Swipe all day.