Eraudica is a different type of porn site than the ones I typically review around here at ThePornDude. It’s as sexy, filthy and kinky as I like in my hardcore smut, but unlike most masturbatory content, it ain’t presented in a visual media. It ain’t just another porn story library, either, instead giving you something to jerk off to with a pair of headphones over your ears. Don’t let me tell you how to enjoy it, though: if you want the world to know what gets you going, go ahead and bump that dirty talk and corresponding fuck noises from your car stereo with the windows down.
That’s right, my horny friends, Eraudica.com is a growing archive of sex-positive, male-positive erotic audio. It’s technically a paysite since you’ve got to shell out a few bucks for access to the full catalog, but as we’ll see, there are enough full-length samples that I’d probably call it a freemium joint. However you define it, it may be the most popular collection of its kind, with hundreds of thousands of visitors stopping by every month. Let’s tune in and find out what everybody’s listening to with their dicks out.
Sex-Positive and Male-Positive Audio Porno
Eraudica.com has been around since 2014, though I might have guessed from the layout it’s even older. It ain’t ugly, but it’s got the kind of basic design you’d expect from a porn story library versus a free video tube or premium movie site. This works just fine for the format, since high-resolution video and explicit visual imagery ain’t the draw here.
Below the site’s logo, Eraudica is described as “Sex positive, male positive erotic audio”. As a professional masturbator and the most respected adult content reviewer in the world, this stood out to me because it’s an unusual angle. I’m a strong advocate of sex positivity, but sites that make it part of their brand tend to be aimed more at a female demographic. Porn stories in general also tend to have a lot more female readers than male, so it’s a double whammy of unexpected pornography.
I made my way to a page introducing newcomers to the site. One of the streaming audio files at the top of the page is a verbal Credo by Eve, the creator of the Eraudica. She explains in detail what she means by male-positive, dropping some filthy terminology as she says it’s alright for dudes to be turned on and enjoy themselves. Hey, I like this chick already!
Another bit of auditory introduction explains what she means by Erotic Audio. “If you think erotic audio is just the soundtrack to a porn video, think again,” Eve says. “It’s so much more than that.” The audio on the site is designed to simulate the intimacy and even the sounds of sex. “You are fully immersed in the scenario as if you were right there with a partner, engaging in the eroticism as well. So much more intimate and personal than merely watching others in a video.”
I’m listening with a nice set of Hifiman Sundara cans strapped over my head, and one of the things I noticed immediately was the very high quality of the recording. Eraudica content is professionally produced and sounds fucking amazing. Eve’s voice is clean and clear, the music and erotic sound effects hovering in just the right background spaces with lovely stereo separation, nothing clashing or obscuring the other elements.
What Are You in the Mood to Hear?
The site’s called Eraudica.com, so I initially assumed all the audio within was sexually explicit. Turns out, Eve’s got three broad categories of audio content: Erotic, Non-Erotic and Discussion. The Discussion category still touches on sex, as it’s got non-performance audio like Eve’s Guide For Regular Guys, Ask Eve and Under the Covers.
The Non-Erotic audio may not be as dirty as the Erotic stuff, but it’s still deeply sensual. Eve defines this category as “affectionate, cuddly audios meant to help you relax, sleep or just feel appreciated.” You know, kind of like the Girlfriend Experience you can purchase from certain types of adult professionals. Some of the non-erotic content is romantic, other bits platonic, and some are gender-neutral. There’s even poetry to listen to if you’re into that.
Personally, I’m partial to Eraudica’s Erotic Audio, though you probably guessed that if you know anything about me. Hell, my name alone gives away exactly what kind of Dude I am, so make of it what you will. The Erotic section is broken into even more subcategories than the other areas, so I’m guessing I ain’t alone in my particular interest for this part of the site.
It's a different breakdown of categories than you’d typically find on the Tags or Categories page of your favorite free tube. Eraudica has erotic audio filed under ASMR, Sci-Fi and Fantasy, Accents, JOI/JOE and Hands-Free Orgasm, for starters. There’s a Friends to Lovers section, touching on a popular romance trope, as well as audio filed under Medical, Virginity, Love and Eve’s Loving Femdom. If you need a laugh with your erection, check out the Sex and Humor aisle.
Eve mentioned in her audio Credo that she wanted to make sure there’s something for every taste, and I’d say she’s achieved that. Barring the most deep-niche fetishists, most of you should easily be able to find something that gets you all hot and bothered. The range of erotic audio contained within is impressive and hot as hell.
Sending Positive Sex Vibes Around the Globe
One of the things I really love about Eraudica.com is that it feels like a genuine labor of love. Most people get into adult content for the love of money, including most of the visitors doing their homework at my other site, PornWebmasters. Eve’s site feels very personal, though, and you get the sense she wants her visitors to enjoy it all as much as she does. That’s why there’s no spam at all, something she’s rightly proud of.
She doesn’t bang you over the head with a subscription button at every turn like most paysite tour pages, but paying members do provide vital support to the library. Membership is cheap compared to your average premium porn site, at just $21.50 a month instead of the usual $30 you pay everywhere else—my own PornDudeCasting included!
I also get the sense that Eve wants you to enjoy Eraudica even if you can’t afford the entry fee. There’s a ton of free, full-length audio content to listen to. Freebies are usually just a promotional tool to entice you into buying a membership, but I think she could have achieved that here even with shorter and fewer samples. These are free because Eve wants you to hear them.
You can download your favorites, even if you’re just an unregistered guest flipping through the free audios. It’s all high-quality, but it’s 2023 and most of us stopped worrying about MP3 file sizes years ago. A ten-minute track is maybe 12 megabytes, so it’s not like you’d have to go buy a new 5TB hard drive just to build your own Eraudica archive.
If I have any complaint about Eraudica, it’s just that I couldn’t find a full, browsable Tags index anywhere. The site is very well-organized, with all the relevant keywords in place for each bit of erotic audio. The search function works just fine if you know what you’re looking for, but I always like to see a full list of included tags whenever possible. Sometimes it’s just fun to peruse the selection if you ain’t sure what you’re in the mood for, or if you’re looking for some new kind of kick you’ve never experienced before.
Eraudica.com is one of a kind, which is something I’m rarely able to say about the thousands of adult websites I review. It’s a world-class collection of impeccably produced erotic audio, running the gamut of kinks and sexual activities while remaining consistently sex-positive and male-positive. It’s hard to compare Eve’s content to other audio porno, so I recommend grabbing some headphones and a handful of lube to check them out for yourself. There’s plenty of free material to get you started.