A decade ago, Only Tarts would have sounded like a bad haul collected while trick or treating. It’s funny how a word as simple as “Only” can take on such new, sexy connotations, because I bet you started envisioning gorgeous young babes as soon as you heard the title. If all they’ve got is tarts, well, show me to the tarts!
OnlyTarts.com is a new premium porn site showcasing 18+ teens and petite little starlets. They just launched a couple weeks ago, but they’re already attracting pervs like me with a thing for pretty girls and dirty sex. Naturally, I was eager to lube up and take a look around as soon as I could. Let’s see what these tarts are up to, shall we?
Just Who Are These Only Tarts?
Despite all the exposed boobs and cock-stuffed pussies out on the front page, there’s something weirdly wholesome about the presentation. Maybe it’s the cute fonts and soft pink and blue color scheme, or maybe it’s the girl next door vibes these babes are giving off. The tour page is a hell of a lot sexier than what newcomers will find when they first visit OnlyFans, though none of the women would look out of place on the content platform.
Oh, and let’s talk about those women. The Only Tarts in question are a gorgeous batch of rising starlets and bona fide pornstars. Girls like Leanna Lovings, Blake Blossom, Claudia Garcia and Liz Ocean look stunning in the preview thumbnails, enticing me further into the site.
I don’t mean to brag, but I do have an enormous head so it’s difficult. I’ve actually interviewed a number of these babes before getting to know them even more intimately over on the PornDudeCasting couch. Mazy Myers, Aria Valencia, Penelope Kay, Jasmine Wilde and Khloe Kapri are some of the girls OnlyTarts has in common with my own premium porn outfit, and I imagine there will be many more to cum.
OnlyTarts.com offers some one-minute preview videos to get you in the mood to spend some money on the full versions. I watched a 60-second montage of Mazy working herself over with a powerful pink vibrator, and then another of Blake humping her neighbor after getting a package delivered to her place by mistake. It’s a short clip, but gives some beautiful, quick glimpses of titty fucking, pussy eating, cock sucking and dick riding.
The site may be new as hell, but they’ve already got a nice range of sexual depravity captured on video. The OnlyTarts tags page offers a cross-section of included perversion, encompassing everything from Big Asses to Cumshots to Anal. You also get a sense for the themes of their scenarios, which include a lot of that family roleplay stuff so popular in the porn scene right now. Oh man, this is going to be fucking good!
Breaking Down Only Tarts by the Numbers
As I type this up, OnlyTarts.com is offering 50% off for their launch sale. It’s eventually going to cost thirty bones a month, just like most paysites in 2023. The yearly membership is discounted by a whopping 70%, bringing it down to $124. It’s not the best yearly rate I’ve seen, but it’s a solid value on 365 days of hardcore pornography.
The biggest disadvantage to signing up for a site this new is that they haven’t had much time to build up their collection just yet. OnlyTarts has anticipated this and front-loaded the collection, dropping a nice stack of flicks on their first day out the door. They’ve got about 30 movies right now, which is a lot better than most paysites start with.
They’re also promising eight new scenes per month. Again, OnlyTarts is outdoing most of their competition. I like to see at least one update per week on premium porn sites, and they’re doubling that. Double the porn at half the price? Don’t mind if I do!
While the title is obviously riffing on the popularity of OnlyFans, I’d say this site has more to offer fans than only tarts. The tarts are a major part of the equation, probably the most vital part, but there are benefits you don’t get with the big OF. One thing I was happy to see mentioned on the signup page was the download situation. OnlyTarts members can download whatever they like, which is a dying perk on a lot of sites.
Show Me to Those Sexy Tarts, Please
People think it’s all fun and games being a professional masturbator and dick-slanging porn stud, but reviewing a joint like OnlyTarts presents some serious professional dilemmas. I can only whack off so many times in a day, so it’s often difficult to decide where to begin my official fap tests. They only have 30 films to choose from right now, but they all look incredible.
I decided to follow the masses on this one. The most highly rated Only Tarts scene right now is a little something called Welcome To The Candy Shop. It’s an hour-long fuckfest starring the beautiful Kama Oxi, who’s wearing pink fishnets and getting her pussy eaten out in the thumbnail. My dick was already hard and my mouth already watering as I clicked through to the video page.
The movie opens with Kama decorating an elaborate wedding cake, pushing the flowers into just the right positions. She’s clothed but still sexy as hell, her manicured fingers delicately working her decorations into place while my mind imagines other things they can do. Her stepbrother shows up as she’s taking a photo of her finished creation.
“Stepbrother, can you help me make a photo for my photo album?” Kama asks in her sexy accent. He photographs that cake exactly how I would, making sure to get her full, impeccable body in the shots. Things start heating up when she takes the icing syringe into her mouth slowly and sensually, like any good baker should.
Beautiful Tarts, High Production Values, and Hot Sex
It’s a relatively slow intro, but done well enough that I didn’t feel like skipping ahead right away. I love how the sexual tension just keeps building, which will make the big reveal even hotter. Kama sticks her ass at the camera, her pussy just barely peeking out of her little daisy dukes. Her photographer can’t resist a grab. “What are you doing? You’re my stepbrother!”
He actually leaves the kitchen for the striptease scene, so it’s just Kama caressing her body and slowly undressing all by her lonesome. Again, it’s slow but hot as fuck. “I have such beautiful boobs,” she giggles as she feels herself up, and then she gets into that stripper getup we saw in the thumbnail.
The fucking doesn’t start in this OnlyTarts picture until the twenty-minute mark, by which point I was raging hard and ready to watch. They make out aggressively before stepbro tastes something even sweeter than that wedding cake, Kama moaning the whole time. She returns the favor by smoking his sausage, glurging and gurgling as he fucks her face.
The production is pretty simple but professional as hell, well-lit and consisting mostly of steady handheld shots with killer angles. There’s no background music, nor does it have that raw, shaky reality porn vibe you get on a lot of premium sites. This is just really well-made porno!
By the time they got to the doggystyle scene, I knew I had to take advantage of those downloads to save this one for my permanent spank bank. Kama is beautiful and sexually talented, and I love how she looks getting drilled in her fishnets and stripper heels. This is Kama’s only scene on OnlyTarts right now, but I hope they drop a solo vid like they have with many of their other models.
OnlyTarts.com makes a strong impression for a new site, and I get the feeling we’re going to see a lot of good pornos coming from the brand. The casting is fantastic, with babes who could be the innocent girl next door but turn out to be total sluts. The scenarios are hot and kinky, and the production values are exactly what I look for in a good piece of premium masturbatory content. While the collection might still be on the smaller side, the movies are long and they’re dropping a couple fresh ones every week. They’ve got free preview vids, so why not start there?