What exactly is a Poya Girl? I’ve been gawking at the website all morning with my dick out, and I’m still not sure exactly what defines the term. I can tell you the joint is full of beautiful Asian women, but what the hell is Poya? Google tells me it’s a Buddhist holiday in Sri Lanka, though that ain’t one of the Asian countries listed on the menu. UrbanDictionary offers a few different definitions of Poya: it could be an amazing guy, Spanish slang for dicks, or an acronym for Pissing Out Your Ass. Given the subject matter, I don’t think any of those are right, either.
The About Us page on Poyagirl.com describes the site’s purpose as “hope that everyone can easily see the young and beautiful photos of all beautiful girls in the world.” It’s a vague description you could apply to most any of the nudie galleries on my list of Porn Pictures Sites here at ThePornDude, but what really sets them apart from the other guys? Loosely speaking, I’d call the site a freemium photo collection of sexy babes, mostly Asian. Let me tell you what I mean by that, or just click the link to check it out for yourself and draw your own conclusions while you rub one out.
Who Are These Sexy Poya Girls?
In the first seconds after pulling up Poyagirl for the first time, I thought I was looking at some kind of image search engine, a la Google Images but devoted entirely to lovely ladies. There’s a big search bar at the top of the front page, with the title, “All The Sexy Beauty Photos In One Place.” Beneath the search bar, they offer up a few popular keywords, like Bikini, Black Lingerie, Cosplay, Subdue Temptation and Genshin.
Those keywords alone tell you a lot about the content, because I bet a lot of you started picturing Asian hotties as soon as you read them. Sure enough, a selection of Hot Girls further down the page offers up just that. There are Japanese chicks in cat ears, Chinese girls in skimpy dresses, and Korean babes in bovine-themed swimsuits. In other words, it’s the perfect place for weebs seeking to treat their aching yellow fever with some sexy photos.
Overall, there’s a beautiful range of beautiful Poya Girl models. I mentioned in the opener that they’re mostly Asian, and the site certainly gives off a distinct Asian smut vibe with its wealth of almond-eyed fap fantasies. That’s why I found it so damn interesting that they’ve also got a section of Ukrainian models. The other listed countries are China, Japan and South Korea, which makes the Ukrainian chicks stand out even more. I still think Poyagirl could be considered an Asian site, especially since I didn’t see any of those white girls out front.
The same dropdown menu where I found the countries also has a selection of Hot Tags that further shows off the diversity of fap material on offer. There are aisles devoted to Goddesses, Long Hair, Cosplay and Big Boobs. There’s also an SM section for the kinksters, a Maid area for serious fans of the service industry, and an Outdoor gallery for the basement dwellers who miss the sweet, warm kiss of sunlight. Since this is an Asian site, there are also tags like Xiuren and Yalayi.
Despite the variety, there doesn’t seem to be much explicit material included in the library. In fact, I’d go as far as saying most of the content is SFW. Depending on how much of a prude your boss is, they may not appreciate you gawking at nylon-stockinged office girls in short skirts, but I’m not sure I’d call any of this stuff porn. Searches for Anal, Dildo, Nude, and Nipple turned up nothing. Searching for Sex got me one result, and it was a lady wearing a dress.
Show Me to the Free Asian Girls Pics, Please
Poyagirl.com is technically a premium site, and I’ll get to the membership benefits shortly, but it’s definitely worth mentioning that there’s a ton of free photos to whack off to
. Most paysites tease you with minimal freebies as a way to entice you toward the paid stuff, but I think a lot of you will be cranking it to the free material here. They make it difficult to download pics and only show partial galleries to free and unregistered visitors, but you can still fap to plenty of large, high-resolution images of gorgeous Poya Girls.
While you can get a peek of most of Poyagirl’s albums without paying for a membership, they’ve also got a whole Free Content section for the cheapskates and the bums. It's currently got nearly 200 galleries of cosplay chicks, bikini babes, and classy babes in sexy dresses. I took a brief detour from writing this review to check out an underwater swimwear album that gave me flashbacks to the time I got banned from the local YMCA. I’m pretty sure chlorine neutralizes semen, so I’m still not sure what the big deal was.
There’s a Download button beneath each of the galleries for quick, easy downloads of full albums, but it does come with some caveats. For one thing, you’ll have to sign up for an account to use the feature. (Signup is simple, fast, and you can even use your Google or Facebook credentials to keep it even easier.) The other catch is that downloads are limited based on which membership plan you sign up for, or whether you’re sticking with the free membership.
But What If I Pull Out My Wallet?
Poyagirl.com offers a few different membership tiers, all of which are significantly cheaper than your average adult paysite. I charge thirty bones a month over at PornDudeCasting, and that’s pretty much the industry standard for premium smut right now. The monthly rate for Poyagirl is only ten bucks, and you get discounts on longer memberships.
Longer memberships also get you extra perks. The monthly plan lets you unlock 10 pieces of content and download 5 every day, while the yearly plan gives you 60 and 30, respectively. Longer rates also give you bigger discounts on diamonds, which you’ll need to purchase if you exceed these limits.
A Premium Poya Girl membership will let you use resources without attribution. For the casual masturbator, this simply ain’t going to matter in any practical sense. I never think about copyright law when I’m trying to ejaculate into an old gym sock, but it is something you’ll need to consider if you’re building your own adult gallery site. (By the way, I’ve got a ton of resources along with a wealth of tips and tricks for aspiring smut peddlers on my other site, PornWebmasters.com!)
One of the first things I did after getting my account was get a better look at an album I’d seen thumbnailed on the front page of Poya Girl. It's got this chick named Bai Yin dressed as a sexy fox. The initial images the site showed me were sexy enough to use one of my daily unlocks, which opened up the full 22 pages of photos. I had no idea the gallery was so big until after I unlocked it, and it was totally worth it. (If I didn’t have unlocks left, it would have cost me 100 diamonds, which normally go for $10. The yearly membership is clearly the best value here, by far!)
As mentioned earlier, none of the galleries are terribly explicit, and this one’s no exception. In one of the first images, Bai Yin is holding what I can only guess is a dildo, because it’s pink and pixelated in her hand. There are a ton of panty shots and some vague suggestions that she’s touching herself, but it's pretty softcore by any modern standard. The lack of hardcore material is probably my biggest complaint about the site, so keep that in mind if you’re a jaded masturbator who can only get off to the hard stuff.
I’d recommend a visit to Poyagirl.com if you’re a fan of both photo gallery sites and Asian women. It’s a great collection in a convenient package, and I’d say the total lack of spam will make it worth the entry price if you like shaking your dick at these kinds of pics. It’s also worth a look if you’re building your own gallery site since they’ve got those licenses available. It certainly beats Pissing Out Your Ass, that’s for sure.