3D Cartoons on FapHouse ain’t quite what I remember from Saturday mornings, but they do seem to go better with my morning bowl of Cap’n Crunch and Viagra. Chalk that up to my changing tastes or maybe the quality of the material here. Porn cartoons as a whole have come a long fucking way since the early days of the internet, when you were often stuck beating off to sloppy anime photoshops and homegrown Simpsons stuff. It really shouldn’t come as any surprise that a modern pornography emporium like Fap House has a shitload of the good stuff.
I’ve written about FapHouse.com a number of times here at ThePornDude. They’re kind of like a Netflix of smut, offering up dirty movies from various brands for one ticket price, including a nice 3D cartoon section. They get about 40 million visitors every month, which speaks volumes about the library of on-demand masturbatory content. Today, I’ll be skipping the live-action T&A and getting straight to the animated perversion. Unlike my recent excursion to see Lightyear in the theater, I don’t think anybody’s going to call the cops on me for jerking off.
What’s Fapping at the Fap House?
Before I get to the dirty cartoons, I should give a quick overview of FapHouse for those who haven’t checked out the site yet. I honestly thought it was a VOD site the first time I saw it, thanks to a flashy landing page with videos from a lot of well-known studios and paysites. As I type this up, the front page is offering up selections from Private Society, Team Skeet, Girlfriends Films and Pure Taboo, just to name a handful of the more recognizable labels. The overall presentation looks a lot like a tube with that wall of thumbnails, though it’s a lot more polished than your average free site.
Since I’m focusing on the 3D porno today, I’m not going to talk about the full collection too much. I wouldn’t be doing my job, though, if I didn’t mention how big the full stash was. As of this writing, the all-inclusive collection includes around 2500 studios and 375,000 videos. Even if cartoons are what you normally fap to, those big numbers are going to look mighty appealing to the average masturbator.
FapHouse.com has a couple hundred different niches, which means all but the most depraved perverts will find plenty to get them going. Cartoons are kind of a deep niche and it may not be immediately apparent where to find them on the site, so either click my link or make your way to the 3D section via the thumbnailed Categories index. (I found it on page two.) The categories page helpfully displays the current total of flicks in any category, and today’s count of 3D movies stands at 5,822. If you were hoping to fap through them all, you’d better get cranking.
I’ll be honest: I was expecting an ample selection, but I was still pleasantly surprised by the sheer volume of material here. If you’re a fan of the genre, Fap House’s collection of 3D movies just might be one of the best deals on the internet. Not only is the selection huge, but you’re getting CG porno from a ton of different creators instead of just one random dude on Patreon. Just wait until you see this fucking stash!
3D MILFs and BBC Cuckold Sluts
From the very first page of FapHouse’s 3D collection, it was apparent they had all kinds of freaky computer-animated porno on offer. There’s hardcore taboo, classroom masturbation, interracial blowjob cuckolding and big-ass group sex scenes, and that’s before I’d even scrolled the page. Further down I found BDSM scenes in strikingly realistic 3D, hot wife shenanigans and a blonde chick taking on a whole football team full of cock.
Over the years as a professional masturbator and reviewer of internet pornography, I’ve become something of a connoisseur when it comes to search engines on adult sites. A bad search engine can render a solid collection almost useless, while the better search engines offer multiple ways to sort, filter and shuffle your content. I’m pleased to say FapHouse.com has some damn fine filters for dialing in your preferred content.
There’s a sidebar menu that’ll let you choose your preferred length and quality, and sort by the usual factors like popularity and newness. My favorite element is the “Combine Category” dropdown menu at the top of the screen. Choose a tag like Anal, Big Black Cock or Taboo and it will filter down those 3D videos to only the ones containing the stuff you like. Better still, they let you choose multiple tags, narrowing the selection each time you roll in another desire. I can’t tell you how often I’ve seen other sites totally fuck this up.
I chose MILF/Mom from the Combine Category menu, which whittled the selection down to a page. Adding Big Boobs chopped it down to half a dozen, and when I added Anal I was left with just one 17-minute video. Well, I know what I’m doing for the next twenty minutes, including cleanup time.
Big Boners, Cheap Tickets
The movie that survived my gauntlet of search filters is a pervy little number from Johannes Gaming, who have a ton of content on the site. Fap House offers fan club memberships for a lot of the studios
, including this one. The Johannes Gaming Fanclub includes nearly 900 videos and regular updates, and costs ten bucks a month. Fanclubs are a good way to support your favorite studios, which I think is particularly important for little outfits like Johannes Gaming. I wouldn’t be surprised if their whole studio is just a lonely pervert or two.
Alternately, there’s the full, regular FapHouse.com membership. It normally costs ten bucks a month, too, but I’m writing this as they’re still running a Halloween promo into November. The current rate is seven bucks if you’re paying by the month, with cheaper prices for longer memberships and a lifetime membership for two hundo. However you slice it up and even without the Halloween deal, it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than your average paysite. Hell, I charge thirty bucks for PornDudeCasting and I think that’s a steal for what I’m offering!
One of my only complaints about Fap House is that the membership setup is a little bit confusing. I couldn’t immediately figure out why anybody would sign up for a fanclub if the stuff’s included in the full membership at the same price, but then I looked at the Johannes Gaming page again, a little bit closer this time. Looks like the fanclub has about 50 more of their videos than the regular membership, so I recommend looking for those numbers before pulling the trigger on a fanclub subscription.
I’ve already mentioned some of the perks of the full membership, including hundreds of thousands of videos from a fucking shitload of studios. There are also downloads available, though it isn’t exactly clear how they’re doled out. I suspect the publishing studio has a say in it, because some of the videos are included, and some ain’t. Your mileage is definitely going to vary depending on what you’re into.
Members also have access to the freshest shit on the site, and there’s a ton of fresh shit on the daily. They’re adding 600 new videos every day. That’s across the whole site in all the various categories. Obviously, in a niche as deep as 3D porn, the updates ain’t going to come quite as quickly. As I type this up, the most recent 3D porn cartoon was added just over a week ago. Once per week is my golden standard for most paysites, and given the low price and overall wealth of material here, I ain’t too upset.
FapHouse.com is an easy recommendation for masturbators who like beating off to all kinds of content, since they’re a cheap site with a huge collection of all kinds of fap material. With around 6,000 3D cartoon pornos included in the collection, it’s also an easy recommendation for fans of computer animated sluts getting into all kinds of freaky adventures. You can get a little peek at the entire collection before busting out your wallet, so take a look and see what the previews do for you.