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The boys over at TabooTube reached out to me and asked me to review their site. I checked it out, I rubbed one out and I made up my mind – I gotta talk about these boys. Quality porn tubes are few and far between. Your average porn tube is a cesspool of random disjointed videos. Webmasters are trying to make a quick buck, and I get it. Still, this makes me appreciate sites like TabooTube more. These boys have put together a very nice collection of high-quality videos and the best part is that their website is actually fucking good – unlike some websites I know. Cough cough.
I’m so hard right now
As you know, I review porn for a living. It’s hard to get me hard, at least while I’m reviewing. I tend to sort of chillax and focus while I’m working, then I fap in-between. I take fap breaks, you feel me? TabooTube managed to get me hard instantly. I put the review off so I could enjoy the content. I came to the site and immediately saw a live stream of a babe with what appeared to be a mouth full of cum. I had to see more. I jumped in and lo and behold it was actually an HD stream of one of the most gorgeous women I’ve ever seen playing with her own spit. She was completely naked of course.
This chick was drooling all over the place. She shoved her entire damn hand in her mouth to really tickle her throat into submission. The spit was oozing; the drool was dripping, the liquid was irresistibly exciting. And so, I was hard. And I had to bust a nut.
Live and pre-recorded smut videos
I rarely see sites mix tube style videos and live cams. I’ve seen live cams added in as an ad, but not as main free content. TabooTube straight up treats videos and streams equally. They’re mixed in across the thumbnails. In a sense, it doesn’t limit you at all. You get to see what’s on the thumbnail, with the only difference being that you can’t roll the live streams back…because they’re live. Duh.
So what’s better? The streams or the videos? It’s up to you, honestly. The videos have a bit of a random spread. You can find recent videos with high quality hardcore porn with a few strange additions like retro porn videos from the 70s. I’m talking full bush. If that’s your vibe, by all means go ahead. I like the spread. It gives you reason to bookmark this site and keep coming back for more. They’re regularly adding new content, so the spread is getting even wider. They’re trying to innovate as much as they can within the confines of standard porn tube expectations.
Why taboo though?
Most of the smut on here is 100% clean vanilla porn. Sure, there’s some anal sex and orgies, but it’s not like TabooTube is pushing the envelope on fucked up shit. It’s just a porn tube with high-quality mainstream clips. Well, they’re a medium depravity taboo site. You’ve seen this before, I’m guessing. It’s not a fetish site, as much as it is a taboo-themed mainstream site. It’s the kind of smut we got bombarded with a couple of years back when stepsisters started getting stuck in washing machines. The viewers don’t actually give a crap about stepsisters, they just like the taboo aspect of it.
TabooTube is doing a fantastic job at collecting this smut in one place for all of you to enjoy. Plus, it’s all completely free and clearly comes in from various different sources. The live cam stuff is a bit less taboo than the videos, but there’s still some notable shit that I personally find sextastic. The drooling chick was amazing. I went back after an hour and she was still there, drooling. I didn’t think a human being could drool for that long without passing out from dehydration, but I guess live cam thots have special DNA. On the flip side you’ve got the kinky mom son porn mainstream smut that you’ve come to know and love.
The fapping experience
It’s decent. The taboo porn videos are HD enough to justify me recommending the site to you, but they’re compressed enough so that they load really quickly. I tried TabooTube on mobile and on PC and it was super-fast. There are some pre-roll ads, sometimes but not for every single video. These guys seem to know that forcing ads down everyone’s throat is a bad idea, as if that needs to be said.
The site’s layout is perfectly serviceable with dark coloring that ensures you won’t burn your retinas while jacking off to these cuties and beauties. Overall I think they did a great job at putting together a decent layout that simplifies the fapping experience. Plus, the barebones nature of the site makes loading times super fast both when it comes to pages and the actual videos. You can scroll through the videos just fine, as soon as they start. Though, I am on a fast internet connection so your mileage may vary. It’s not their fault, it’s your ISP’s.
Straight, gay, trans and vanilla
Naturally, this site has proper categories with accurate tags across the board. There are separate sections for gay, straight and trans porn which is an industry standard. I personally find it hilarious how two lesbians are considered straight, but one man alone is considered gay. Then again, the entire damn internet is a result of years of patriarchal oppression of… you know what, never mind. Lesbians are not gay. Let’s move on.
Beyond the gender categories, you’ll see a model page. I was sure that this would be a pointless section, because half of the videos are amateur, and a lot of the remaining ones are so ancient that we don’t even remember who the actors are. Well, I was wrong. Everyone’s properly tagged, even the solo performers. How they got their names, I do not know. Maybe those people submitted their personally made videos directly to TabooTube. I don’t know. What I do know is that the site is perfectly navigable across the board. I love seeing sites that are properly managed. I can’t tell you how often I find sites that seem to have proper categories, but it’s all one big scam. TabooTube don’t fuck around.
Networking and other sites
TabooTube seems to be collaborating with a lot of other websites that may or may not be part of a network. I am not going to dig into their corporate information to figure it out, because it ultimately doesn’t matter. They seem to be particularly proud of a site named MissaX. At first, I thought this was the name of some woman, but no – it is in fact a premium porn site. All right, no harm no foul. In case you’re wondering, the videos over on MissaX are lit.
TabooTube were also kind enough to plop my head on their site in the top right corner. That’s how you know they mean business. I’m like the poster boy of quality pornography. All this networking is a sign of credibility. Isolated sites are usually dogshit. They’re isolated for a reason. TabooTube are proud of what they’ve accomplished, and they get a pat on the back from me. I think you’ll like their smut, for real.
Quality faps to be had
I rarely give out stellar reviews, but TabooTube is doing a great job at being mainstream enough for casual crowds but taboo enough to feel spicy. It’s a bit of a vanilla site, so real perverts probably won’t care too much about it, but I’m a classical fap-meister so I had a great fucking time. Chicks choking on dildos will never get old for me. Staring deep into a woman’s pussy up close is my kind of jam. I live for this shit.
Personally, I like the streams a bit better than the videos, but that’s because modern camwhores go hard in the motherfucking paint. They’re always innovating in competition with one another. Except, they don’t cast shade, they just try to outdo each other. It’s a perfectly wonderful way to do live porn and it’s encouraging these babes to make better porn each day. That being said, the videos are not to be underestimated. There are some amazing homemade clips on here from independent porn producers who love directing their own smut.
Jack it
TabooTube is fantastic. If you’re into chicks or dudes, go check it out. You’ll have a great time, I’m sure of it. Try to find some spit swapping videos. Those are my favorite. Oh, and don’t forget to sign up for the site if you want to join their community. It’s free. It’s like a forum membership. It’s there to give you a warm welcome.
