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The Chatterbate cam site might seem a bit familiar to you. It’s because they’re white labelling for the most famous live cam website in the world, or at the very least the most classical. I personally have no problem with this because they’re not adding an additional layer of bullshit between their URL and the destination. You confirm that you’re 18 or older and boom, you see pussy on screen. No additional bullshit means no judgment from me. It’s a bit strange, reviewing a white label site separately from the source, but the boys behind Chatterbate asked me to give them a shout out and I’m always out here willing to prop up a fellow fap meister.
The average up and coming indie porn site these days is riddled with filth. I’m glad to see something classical again. It’s been a while since I’ve written about a website that offers quality pussy and nothing else. These days it seems like we’ve got to be pushing the envelope on gross shit. I don’t understand why. Back in my day we used to fap to pictures of titties, printed on actual paper and we didn’t complain about it. Now, if people aren’t seeing 4 women covered in piss all at the same time, they bitch about the porn being too generic. I think we’re getting spoiled. Speaking of, I’m spoiling this review with my unwarranted opinions. Let’s get back to Chatterbate and talk about current camwhore trends.
Girls gone (extremely) wild
It wasn’t that long ago that cam sites like Chatterbate were boring as all hell, because the babes that streamed to these sites were just not kinky enough. There was no competition pushing them to do better. I actually hated cam sites when they first came out. They felt like hangout streams. It was really hard to fap to them. Plus, most of the babes back then hid the quality content behind a paywall. I get that they’re trying to make money and all, but gatekeeping their pussies hardly seems like a good idea. It’s not a very appealing approach to pussy marketing. I want to see the goods before I commit to any kind of payment. Make no mistake – if a girl really impresses me, I’ll drop the dollars. I’m no penny pincher. I just want to know what I’m getting myself into.
The girls I’m currently seeing on Chatterbate are not teasing. This is spectacular news. The first stream I popped into for this review featured not one, not two but three hot naked babes showing off their perfect bodies for thousands of men to see. One of them was wearing a Lovense in her snatch and she was spreading her asshole so wide I could see my future children in it. That is, I could see my cum in there. I want to put my cum in her asshole. I’m a simple man, don’t judge me. I haven’t gotten laid in over 3 hours. I’m starting to get angsty.
Babes aplenty
One thing I always found kind of tricky about the layout to Chatterbate is that the girls on the front page are paginated, but they don’t fill up the whole screen. In layman’s terms, it looks like there are only about 60 chicks on the site. This is not the case. There are thousands of them, obviously. The pagination ruins it for me. It looks janky. I think that every website in current year should do away with pagination and just load the pussy infinitely with a scrolling auto-load. It makes me feel powerful, like I’m summoning more pussy with the flick of my wrist. It’s good shit.
There are countless babes on here. There is certainly more than you can consume in one lifetime, which means you get a ton of variety and options. You could get as specific as you’d like when looking for the perfect fap. From blondes to brunettes to weird progressive babes with rainbow hair, there are chicks for every dick out here. The site makes the clever decision to show you the featured babes first. I don’t know what this means exactly, but it does imply that you’re not seeing a list of the most popular babes, descending. That would put you in a bubble. You’d be looking at what everyone else considers primo pussy. This approach is better. It’s smart to dive in at random. You could land on some bitch with 0 viewers, but she could be the next digital love of your life. Just remember, the feeling is not mutual. She can’t see you.
Retro UI, modern pussy
Even the blind must have noticed by now that this website’s overall design is outdated as all hell. I think they’re banking on retro vibes to keep the site going. There’s some charm to it, or so they seem to believe. Personally, I’d do away with 90% of this shit and just make the whole site a gallery of smut thumbnails. It would show more babes per page and you could see a lot more of the action. The current design works fine though, since people are kind of used to seeing this particular layout. It hurts my eyes a bit, but if it serves the ultimate purpose of connecting me to pussy, I forgive, I forget.
The best part of Chatterbate and the site they’re white labeling for is that even though they’re running the old classic layout, they’ve clearly done something to the net code and codecs that provide the streaming. Don’t worry I’m not going to nerd out on you. What I mean is the streams are capable of high resolutions at high speeds with no hiccups and no compromises. The layout is old, but the tech is new. This is more than you could ever possibly need to fap to quality live streams. Plus, modern smut conventions dictate that most of the babes on here are naked pretty much all the time. There are a few teases here and there, but for the most part, you get to see pussy within a few seconds on the site. I can’t recommend this type of fapping enough.
VR bonus content
Why? Why the fuck not? You get one of my reviews with two high-quality gems. I’m here to spread the word of a new religion called VRCamgirl. It’s… well, a camgirl site in VR. Can’t get more self-explanatory. All relevant VR sets seem to be perfectly compatible with the site out of the box, with no complicated setups. You dive in, you see pussy. They even support Google Cardboard for fuck’s sake. It’s the poor man’s VR, but it works fantastically well, especially for quick faps. You get a cardboard box, two lenses and some glue and you’re good to go, if you have a decent phone that is. Then again, if your phone is slightly bigger than your cock and it can handle video playback, chances are it’s VR-compatible. It’s really not that hard to stream video anymore. Plus, modern phones have gyroscopes, so you can also look around in 3D space. You’re not stuck with a forward view.
That being said, I have no idea if these babes are actually in 3D. They’re definitely in VR, as in, you get this dome-like view. You can bend your head around to see their whole rooms. Problem is, I am doing this review at my office while my VR is back home, so I can’t guarantee that these babes are actually recording in 3D. That would require two cameras, not one. You can’t get real 3D VR recordings with just one camera. Chances are that most of them are actually recording 2D panoramas, but that’s still a decent way to fap. I just hope that VRCamgirl supports proper 3D. That enables babes to hop onto the trend properly down the line.
Free and freer
Both Chatterbate and VRCamgirl are completely free to use. You can watch as much live video as you want and you don’t get booted from the site. It ultimately falls on the girls to go private, if they so choose, but most of them get a lot of tokens while they’re streaming live, so they have every reason to hang around and share their holes with the world for free.
As for the babes that go private, well, if there’s one in particular that you are especially fond of, then join her private stream. If not, who the fuck cares? There’s always going to be another gorgeous babe around the corner. Keep your eyes peeled and hit the old F5 button with a passion. You’re sure to love what you’re seeing. I guarantee it.
