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It’s not that I hate you, but your talent level reminds me of the sensation of an anal thermometer as opposed to an oral one. Do you know that that it is? A lack of taste. As we shall see, that is not the case when it comes to the amazing adult performer, April Olsen.
Not only was Ms. Olsen a lot of fun to play with, but she also gave fantastic and thorough answers to the questions that I had for her. This is going to be an incredible read, so enjoy our epic exchange.
Hello, welcome, and thank you for sitting down to do this with me. I think this will be a fun experience. To kick things off, let’s get into the beginning of your porn career. Why did you get into adult entertainment, and how did you get started?
Thanks for having me! I famously suffered a sex-related injury that sent me to the ER around the end of my college career. Uninsured and underemployed, I was totally unable to pay this hospital bill—so I got to work on a cam site, and fell extremely in love with sex work. I felt it was an industry made for me. I could earn a beautiful living and meet interesting people, all while exploring my sexuality in front of an audience. I was a beauty pageant baby in my formative years, I’ve always loved a crowd.
Shakespeare famously wrote that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, and in a sense, I think that is true – but your name seems to be special to me. How did you pick the moniker’ April Olsen?’
There’s a musician from Missouri (I spent over a decade there, it has a special place in my heart), that I have a crush on. Her name is Angel Olsen, and she has a song that I particularly love titled “Woman.” It’s sexy, silky, and everything I want to encompass when I walk on to set. I think people from Missouri are lovely. If you ever take a float trip down the James River, you’d totally understand why—there’s just something about that midwest hospitality.
Thank you for your answer. Since your name has a story, I am wondering if the same is true for your lovely tattoos. Do you care to talk about what your tats mean and why you got them?
Ugh, these tattoos. I should’ve listened to my dad when he warned against them! I got most of these tattoos when I was 19-20 years old, using a government stipend (thanks, FAFSA) to supply my little ink habit. I liked the way they made me feel—a little rebellious, a little sexy.
They don’t mean anything, just that I have impulsive tendencies. Well, I guess one is a matching tattoo with an ex-boyfriend, in honor of an anniversary. We also celebrated with a threesome and a trip to Nashville and broke up the following month.
Out of all of the models I have interviewed before, I am pretty sure that you are the only one who has done pegging scenes with women and men. It’s not for me, but I think I get the appeal. Can you explain what about strapping on a strap-on and going to town that excites you so?
I get this hesitancy from men all the time, aren’t you a little curious to know what it feels like to get fucked?? I like getting fucked so very much, that sometimes I want to spread the joy to a willing partner.
I find it so unbelievably hot when a man trusts me enough to take care of his asshole, it’s way more than the act that excites me. It’s seeing a man be vulnerable and open for me, and drop the notion that strap-on sex is emasculating or, God forbid, not something the straight folks do. It’s simply another way to have partnered sex, and the more we talk about pegging, the more we can normalize men taking it in the ass from their lovely ladies!
Also, don’t worry about the mechanics of anal sex—it can be a bit intimidating at first, but once you learn a cleaning/stretching routine that works for you, it’s like riding a bicycle. Without a seat.
I certainly like to be in charge, but I consider myself a perfect switch! As much as I like to dish out dick, I am more than happy to receive it, as well. I will feed off the energy of my scene partner, and follow their lead if they feel so inclined. In my personal life, I can be a bit subby in the bedroom, but that’s because we usually have sex first thing in the morning, and I’m tired, okay? If on a rare occasion, my partner and I fuck in the nighttime, my freaky domme side will come out to play. I reserve her for special occasions.
Since we went over your interest in strap-ons, I have to bring up the bisexual scenes that you have done. Is that your favorite kind of scene to do, be it MMF or FFM, and if so, why? If not, what are your favorite scenes to film?
Oh yay, let’s talk bi-sex!!!
You’re asking great questions, by the way. My favorite scenes to shoot are bisexual threesomes, where two men and a woman are all interacting in a “no holes barred”-type fuckfest. Bisex is beautiful, and I want to incorporate it into my life as much as possible, whether that’s participating in more bisexual scenes for work or asking my loving partner to suck a dick for me on- or off-camera, but I prefer footage to look back on and reminisce.
Again, it’s the theme of men letting themselves enjoy all aspects of sex, from a man or a woman, and being secure enough in their sexualities to experience pleasure from all genders. Sexuality is a spectrum, baby, I’m happy to be caught in the middle! I will also try to drag everyone there with me.
From what I have seen, all of your scene partners certainly seem to enjoy working with you, and I can certainly see why. What do you think is ideal in a scene partner?
I love my coworkers! The industry is filled with beautiful people, on the inside and out, so it’s very easy to find that chemistry that makes for a good scene. My ideal scene partner is somebody who is considerate with my boundaries, and doesn’t try to be overly-sexual with me before the cameras start rolling. There are plenty of ways to get into a super-freaky mindset with your partner that doesn’t require a pre-scene blowjob. For example, my favorite form of foreplay is somebody who laughs at my jokes and is nice to everybody on set. That’s how you turn me on, no unnecessary fondling required!
The last couple of years have been kind of crazy in many good and in not-so-good ways. One thing is for sure is that OnlyFans has been blowing up for a while now. Since you are a professional in the industry and have an OnlyFans account, how has that website affected your career? For that matter, how do you think that it has and will continue to affect the industry?
OnlyFans was a saving grace before I entered the professional world and my main source of income for many months. It allowed me to make money without anyone else’s permission during a time characterized by uncertainty and literal economic chaos. I couldn’t depend on a boss or a company to take care of me, so OnlyFans was my way of ensuring all my bills were paid, with money left over to save. I am extremely grateful this platform is still available to sex workers, who have more control over the type of content they wish to shoot, and how much they want to charge for their work.
I was never in the industry before the rise of OnlyFans, so I cannot speak firsthand about how it redistributed some of the power from major studios into the hands of creators, but I am thankful more performers are taking charge and charging more.
You have an epic number of posts on your OF page. If you had to make a pitch to someone who (for some reason) has not subscribed to you, can you give us an idea of what they are going to see there and what you might soon upload?
Oh my gosh, I’m a shitposter on my OnlyFans—my subscribers know exactly what I’ve been up to that day, whether it was a series of nude selfies from set or me getting creampied by Tony (with 90 Day Fiance playing in the background—it’s raw and real!). A few times a month, I will bless my inbox messengers with a brand new, non-studio scene, which subscribers can choose whether or not to purchase—or, they can totally just hang out on my feed and enjoy an array of explicit photos and videos! If you like pegging, strapons, bisexuality, anal, and just two people totally in love having straight-up sex, you would feel right at home at aprilolsenxxx.com.
I noticed that you chat with your fans on your OF page. Do you really talk a lot to the subscribed fans who slide into your DMs?
I make it a point to clear out my inbox once a day with messages! I love chatting with my fans, I really feel like I have some of the nicest following around. They’re always so supportive with whatever I’ve been up to, and I only want to make them proud.
One thing that intrigued me – and I think that your fans love about you – is that you have done a ton of anal scenes. In fact, from what I have seen, I think all of your scenes have anal action. From what you recall, is that true?
It’s true, my first scene ever was an anal scene for Backroom Casting—classic! I know there’s this idea that performers should be strategic with their sex acts, and “save” anal for a later date, but I went the complete opposite direction and dived right into ass play. I didn’t have an agent to offer guidance at the beginning of my career, so I followed my womanly intuition, who told me not to be afraid of a challenge; that all the pornstars I look up to do it with ease and look absolutely beautiful doing it.
There’s a learning curve to anal, but once I figured out my system, I felt closer than ever to my body and extremely proud of myself. Now, with Spiegler and George on my side, my porno resume is more diversified, and I find myself doing scenes that showcase my other holes.
Besides being the legendary April Olsen, I understand that you are also one of the performers who operate NYC Bi Sex Couple. Can you explain to the readers what that refers to and what’s it about?
Wow, you really did some digging. I expect nothing less from the Porn Dude! I guess this is as good as time as any to address this very short period of my life, I’m sure a lot of my fans are confused. Before booking studio work, I got my start in the amateur world with a former “business partner,” the other half of NYCBisexCouple.
The type of content we created filled a particular niche, this forced-bi cuckold/pegging scene that drew in many loyal followers. It was my first instance in porn, and I was learning as I go. I learned about the importance of model releases and covering your ass when it comes to who owns your content. I learned about staying firm with my boundaries, as I was constantly pushed to overstep them for the sake of some 12-minute scene with a total stranger.
I learned that as a woman in this industry, I hold all the power and that I should never compromise my safety so that a man can profit off of my discomfort. I made a mistake by engaging with this person, but I am not bitter; it was simply a learning experience that I do not intend on repeating.
I would like my fans to know that I walked away from this project and that I do not own any of the content, including the OnlyFans profile and the various online clip stores. You are not supporting me, you are supporting a person who is dangerous for women, and does not deserve to hold a place in this industry.
Oops, did I get too real??
No, not at all, ma’am. Is it true that you are looking to film with new people right now? If so, what kind of fuck friends do you want to shoot with, and what do they have to do to book a scene with you?
Right now, I’m finding a balance between studio work/content trades/keeping myself sane and healthy! I am much more selective with who I film with, as I am really only interested in bisexual threesomes and strap-on play. It’s what my fans respond the best to and what I love filming the most.
When you look at your career in the coming months and years, do you have a plan for how long do you plan on staying in the industry? Are you working off of a strict calendar, are you playing it by ear, or do you plan on performing for life?
I have a five-year plan for performing, and there is no time to waste. This is a unique time in my life, and I intend on maximizing every opportunity that comes my way (some people call that being an opportunist, I think it’s just my Capricorn-like tendencies).
I truly believe I can have it all, the family and the career, and with the right planning and saving, and prioritizing, I can accomplish anything I want. I have a cap on my performances, but that doesn’t mean I want to completely exit the industry—I love porn! I see myself directing and producing down the road, so long as they’ll have me.
Yes, please help me grow my social media profiles—I might be horribly shadowbanned, but I promise, you can find me with a little digging! My Twitter is @aostrapqueen and my Instagram is @aprilxolsen. I’m working on my online presence, sometimes the apps stress me out, but it’s fun to connect with fans. Sometimes I visit ya’lls profiles to see exactly who is jerking off to my porn. I’m never disappointed, you guys are the best.
Wow, this has been an amazing interview! To end this little chat, how did you discover ThePornDude brand, and what do you think about it?
This has been a lot of fun! We really covered everything, thank you for allowing me to put it all out there. I discovered Porn Dude when I first walked on to set and realized I was going to be fucking a mascot. It was shockingly hot. Thank you for the opportunity.
Where can you watch the full April Olsen Porn Dude Casting scene?
If that was a fun read for you, then check out some of my other questions and answers, back and forths with other stunning performers like Ember Snow and Camila Cortez. Of course, you can see the full April Olsen scene, among many others on PornDude Castings. If you or someone you know has not joined that website up, then you should seriously consider doing it. I have been working hard, in more ways than one, to bring you all the best smut out on the web.
