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There is just something about doing it in the back of a car that just seems special. Maybe it’s because that’s the figurative and literal blessed vehicle by which so many people pop their cherries. Perhaps it’s due to the fact that the confined conditions keep the ‘stank’ in while you’re humping away. Of course, since most people go out for a drive in an obscure but public place to fuck, there is always the exhibitionist and ‘risk’ factor. Whatever it is, car sex is quite a ride – no pun intended, or is it? XD
If you’ve never experienced it, believe me, car sex is fan-fucking-tastic! I say that as someone who has written about where to find the best free fap vids of that genre on the net and as someone who has done the deed in and on a few different automobiles.
But there is something that you all should be aware of. While it can be a lot of fun and as enjoyable as I know it is, there are some tips that I should point out. So, without any further ado, let’s get into it.
It’s all about location, location, location
The biggest factor to consider when it comes to enjoying this particular form of fucking you should always be mindful of your surroundings. This is important not only, so you don’t end up getting caught by the police or unfortunately recorded by a security camera.
(Disclaimer: I’m advocating that people go out and have fun and not violate private property or local laws.)
As a rule, I would plan on where you’re going to be fucking, but not just for safety reasons. A good ambiance is a powerful thing and can help enhance the mood. Think about it this way, which would you prefer – to bang it out while fireworks are going off in the distance at a festival or in the middle of an isolated bog surrounded by croaking frogs and chirping insects?
Pay attention to the weather before you go for a drive
While the idea of doing it in the rain is something that the movies have made seem awesome, it’s kind of like getting laid on the beach. It sounds like a good idea in the abstract, but in practice, you have to worry about condoms tearing, sand getting into crevices, cutting yourself on a sharp rock, etc.
So, if you are planning to get it on in a car, you’re going to want to pay attention to what the forecast is. After all, you’re not going to want to drive through some thick ass fog, be distracted by a punishing hail storm, or sweating bullets because of high as hell humidity.
Keeping the car running and using the AC may help, but it’s no silver bullet.
Consider the following techniques
Now that we’ve covered the safety guidelines and general recommendations, let’s now focus on how to get it on in such a confined space. Of course, not everyone has the same body type and height, and the vehicle that they own is going to vary in size quite a bit. But between everything that I present here, I am certain you’ll find a fuck position or two that’ll work.
Helping handies and head are hot
Alright, this may seem a little basic, but it’s still worth bringing up. After all, how many of us had our first sexual experience involved a little mutual masturbation or a lot.
So, if you are trying to get some quick release without having to play Barry Manilow, strip down and the whole works, consider just trading off handjobs for mutual satisfaction. While it might take some maneuvering if you are or are going down on a woman, this go-to position is great if you want to quickly transition to reciprocal oral action.
Ride ‘em cowgirl…or cowboy
This is another technique for beginners, but it loads of fun. Again, I say this coming from experience so you know this one is going to be good.
The basics are simple, have the penetrating party sit in the passenger’s side (rather than the driver’s to avoid the wheel) while the one getting the dick (or fingers or toys) clambers up on top. Then it’s just an issue of riding away until both parties are ready to burst. If you’re feeling a little extra kinky, then incorporate the seat belt as a restraint or a light choking tool.
WARNING: Just careful not to wreck yourself by smashing your head onto the roof of the car while bucking away.
It’s going to depend on the legroom that you’re dealing with, but it could be fun to have the penetrated partner inverse the direction their chest is facing and fuck like a pornstar. Better yet, go from cowgirl to reverse cowgirl by swiveling around without dismounting.
If you’re putting on a show for some voyeurs off in the distance, then this position is bound to please. No matter how you do it, this is a position that anyone can do no matter the make of their vehicle.
Yee-haw!
Go head over heels in the back seat
If you meander to the more spacious backseat, then you have additional options to do classic positions like missionary and doggy style. But if you ask me, as great as those positions are, if you’re doing it in a car, that’s kind of boring.
Instead, try experimenting with what some people refer to as The Clam and others, the good ol’ head over heels position.
Unless you’re doing it in an extra-large Humvee or you and your partner are exceptionally diminutive, you’re going to have to do this position in the backseat. Once you’re in it, things are easygoing, but you’ll have to take some time to gingerly get into this position.
Whoever is getting dicked down lays in the back seat, takes their bottoms off, and swings their legs into the roof. Since you’re in a car with feet propped against something, doing it this way is going to be easier, even if you aren’t that flexible.
WARNING: be sure to tuck away the seat belt ends into the cushions or bring a blanket for comfort. Otherwise, you might be in for a world of mild discomfort.
From here, the penetrating person slowly bends the other person’s knees to their shoulders while slipping it into the preferred hole. Once everyone and all parts are in position, start slow so the muscles and orifice(s) can adjust, and once all parties are comfortable, increase the pumping pace until you get into an ideal rhythm.
CHALLENGE: Try including someone else in the mix to add another hole or pole for even more fun. Just be careful not to crack a window as you all start bumping away.
Bang on the roof why don’t you?
Okay, this I would only consider doing if you’re in a completely isolated area or an exhibitionist resort, but this option certainly frees you up quite a bit. Instead of staying inside the car, venture out and start pumping away on the hood, stuff the rear end on the backend of the vehicle, or get really wild by canoodling on the roof.
By being this adventurous, the only thing you are limited by is your own imagination…and your natural flexibility, I suppose. If you are looking for inspiration when it comes to ways to get buck wild on top of a car, check out my blog on ways to get a girl to orgasm. You all can thank me later by recording your sexual adventures and sending them to me.
Oh, and besides watching out for unwanted onlookers and the police, you are also going to be mindful of any insects in the air and a sudden downpour.
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