I thought Straplez was going to be a forced-sex paysite set in an office supply store, but it turns out I was reading the name wrong. Capitalize the L and you get StrapLez, which tells you a bit more accurately what the site is actually all about: lesbians with fake dongs strapped on, to help give each other the poundings they so rightfully deserve. Hey, I think we can all relate to wanting to bang the hell out of a beautiful woman, and with the right equipment, even the fairer sex can have a shot at it. Dudes aren’t needed here except to just sit back and watch, which is exactly where you come in.
StrapLez.com is a premium lesbian site where the broads are equipped with strap-on dildos. The site has been around for a while, though they’ve seen something of a comeback in recent months. They weren’t getting any traffic at all in the beginning of 2022, but were pulling a quarter of a million visits a month by July. Traffic can tell you a lot about the quality of a porn site, and those numbers tell me there’s something new and improved about this joint. Let’s lube up and find out just what it is.
The Classiest Filth I’ve Seen Lately
Right from the landing page, Strap Lez feels different from your average paysite. It looks polished and modern, and includes an auto-playing montage at the top of the screen, just like a lot of other current paysites. It's filthy, too, with deep penetration of strap-on dildos and even the kind of explosive, sticky ejaculation you expect from the sleazier, more hardcore sites, although it’s popping out of simulated cocks in this case.
It's a bit kinkier than your typical paysite, though. I mean, you don’t see strap-ons cumming every day, for one thing. The auto-montage also includes blindfolded and bound babes, PVC boots gimp masks, and some exquisite-looking foot fetishism. There’s a heavier element of BDSM here than most lesbian sites, that’s for sure.
Despite all this, StrapLez.com manages to come off as somehow classier and more refined than most premium porn sites. Some of that is just the sleek presentation, but there’s also a luxury vibe, like stroking off with a velvet glove while drinking champagne. hey’ve combined high-class videography with hardcore lesbian sex. The lighting, costumes, sets and camerawork are more akin to fashion shoots and highbrow erotica sites, though the porn is way fucking freakier.
I was definitely going to take a peek either way, but the unique setup got me even hornier and more interested. Perhaps they anticipated some hesitation over the atypical format, because they’ll let you watch three full-length StrapLez movies for free. There is a small catch, but it probably ain’t the one you were thinking. A lot of sites demand your credit card digits before you get the freebie, not to mention a quiet agreement to pay after the trial, but all these guys want is your email address. That’s more than fair, if you ask me.
I started with a StrapLez.com freebie descriptively titled Foot Fetish Dildo Nurses. It’s a 25-minute movie that opens with a nurse under another nurse’s desk tonguing down her white nylons, her heels and her feet. They’re fooling around on an all-white, brightly lit set, giving the whole thing a dreamlike feel. Those nylons end up getting torn to make room for the strap-on dildo penetration teased in the title.
Lesbian Hardcore via MetArt
When I tuned in to Foot Fetish Dildo Nurses, I noticed a logo at the bottom of the screen that explained why Strap Lez has such an arty-farty aesthetic. The site’s a MetArt production, which has some strong connotations. They’ve held the #1 slot on my list of Premium Porn Pictures for a while, as they’re one of the most respected nude photo sites out there.
Now, MetArt is pretty goddamn popular among fans of the erotic photo genre, but I tend to think of them as a notably softcore site by modern pornographic standards. This is not what I expect from the company at all. Strap Lez is the filthiest, most explicit MetArt brand I’ve seen yet. Naturally, I couldn’t wait to see more.
The one-month non-recurring price is forty bucks a month, which is frankly too high. The recurring StrapLez.com membership, on the other hand, is a cool twenty bucks, considerably cheaper than your average paysite. There’s also a yearly plan for a hundo, which is fair. If you’re interested in shelling out for a lifetime membership, you also get a free year of any second MetArt site.
Let’s look at what those twenty bones get you. As of this writing, the Strap Lez collection includes 226 films. The runtimes are good, too, typically clocking in at around half an hour. If I’m doing my math right, you can jack off to lesbian strap-on porn for nearly five days straight before you have to watch a movie over again. I hope you bought the good lube, or you may end up with some serious chafing.
Oh, and chances are, a new StrapLez movie will drop while you’re having your five-day fap-a-thon. StrapLez steadily releases a new movie every week. Tune in on Tuesdays to get your fix. I’m actually reviewing the site the same day they released one called Stockings And Straps 2. Based on the preview image, I’m definitely going to be enjoying this one in the very near future.
Ah, So That’s What a Strap Lez Is
Strap Lez ain’t the kind of the site you watch if you’re trying to see your favorite pornstar at work, not unless you have a crush on a lesser-known Euro slut. The site just doesn’t have any big-name famous chicks. I’m a professional masturbator, not to mention an experienced porn stud over at PornDudeCasting, but even I didn’t recognize anybody right away. The said, they’re shooting with gorgeous European models, pornstars and amateurs, so you should be happy unless you’re only into ugly chicks.
I’m a sucker for a schoolgirl-themed porno movie, so I checked out the recent Steamy Pleasure Principle 2, starring a couple sexy blonde babes. It’s 32 minutes, opening with a MetArt and a StrapLez logo before we see a plaid-skirted broad vaping in a very expensive but uncomfortable looking chair. The other walks in, and there’s a silent inspection of her body and boobies.
The set and setup are so goddamn arty that I have to laugh a bit as Nata blows vape clouds at Mimi. It heats up quickly into something fapworthy, though, with the tit-sucking beginning about three minutes in. The buildup is slow and sensual, with the initial pussy licking and face riding happening through nylons. After some real cunnilingus and making out we get some masturbation and yet more vaping. The titular strap-on lesbian action starts about halfway through the film.
It's a really fantastic bit of smut. The opening minutes really feel like the typical high-class softcore erotica you expect from MetArt. The reveal of bush heightens the mood, though the camera angles are still fairly reserved compared to the tight crotch shots you get from modern hardcore. When the strap-on action starts, they maintain that professional photoshoot aesthetic while really ramping up the sexual intensity. The angles are as explicit as they are beautiful.
Honestly, it’s about what I’d expect if somebody told me MetArt was shooting hardcore lesbian movies with strap-ons. The stuff straddles two worlds, both highbrow erotica and sleazy hardcore, and manages to pull it off. I’d be lying if I told you I wasn’t impressed, or that I didn’t take a break from typing this to enjoy the movie with both hands free. StrapLez memberships include downloads, so I also saved the video for future viewing.
It's usually kind of difficult to recommend MetArt productions, because most of their work is so fucking soft by any modern measure. StrapLez.com, on the other hand, is much easier to recommend to pretty much anybody who loves watching lesbians fuck, especially if you like seeing them with strap-ons strapped on. The movies here don’t compromise on the sex, giving you the full-on penetrative stuff you’re used to in 2022, in impressive quantities with regular releases. It’s cheaper than your average girl-on-girl paysite, with a unique aesthetic that I think is worth checking out. If nothing else, they’ve got a few full-length freebies to help you think about it.