After a long fucking week of non-stop ultra-specific fetish reviews, there’s nothing I’d enjoy more than a casual pass over a simple porn genre that every straight male can enjoy. Masturbation is law. It’s the only thing women are good for when they’re not taking cock. Well, there’s also cooking, but I cook better than most women anyways, so that’s kind of a wash. These 21st century women can’t find their way around sour dough. It’s depressing. So, if a girl’s not riding my cock, she better be rubbing herself to hell and back. It’s what I love to see. I can’t tell you how many years of my youth have gone by with me jacking it to videos of girls masturbating, alone, in front of a camera. It’s possibly my favorite kind of porn. It’s certainly the best kind of solo porn. Fuck stripping and JOI. Babes spreading their legs wide and stuffing their holes is law.
If you haven’t heard of Sex Dot Com, I can’t help you. Go get checked for senility or something. This is arguably one of the most recognizable pornographic sites on the web, even though it’s far from the most popular one. It doesn’t matter. This place is perfect for blind dives into a specific and yet broad sexual fetish. Masturbation is about as broad as you can make a porn search. On the one hand, it sounds like you have something specific in mind, on the other, most forms of smut qualify. Still, the boys and girls behind Sex Dot Com have made it so that their masturbation section is absolutely fantastic to fap on. I really wish they would make it so that the content on here would automatically load in as you scroll down, instead of having pages. Other than that, this place is perfect. The smut is seemingly endless and every GIF is better than the last.
Retro Format, New Content
Did I say GIF? That’s right? We’re going a bit retro with Sex Dot Com. Don’t worry. The format might be retro, but the smut is all-over the place. There’s more than enough fresh porn on here. I know that GIFs sort of became a thing of the past with the introduction of web friendly video. You might know the latter as WebM. It’s really just MP4 videos in a browser, but they’ve pretty much destroyed the value of GIFs. At least, that’s what they’d have you believe. Sex Dot Com is here to prove otherwise without doing much work at all. I mean, they’ve optimized the site for uploads and all that. They allow for user submitted content in droves and the layout is very welcoming to countless GIFs on one page. I do wish they had an infinite scroll feature so that I could fap with one hand, but alas, there’s pagination. It’s not that bad, you still get a ton of results per page, but I do think that pagination is one retro feature that we should permanently retire.
As for the quality and satisfaction of GIFs, well, as it turns out, it’s all relative to the smut that the GIFs are portraying. Check this. Back in the day, GIFs were pretty damn small and extremely compressed. We needed them to be small because we had shitty internet and we wanted to be able to send them across vast distances in very little time. That was the olden days. Today, we can pretty much handle GIFs of any size, given that they’re inherently not that bulky. I’m looking at a high-resolution GIF right now of a naked babe shoving her fingers up her snatch and the whole damn thing is a single megabyte across. It only lasts for two seconds, but the resolution is on point considering this is a GIF. I like this approach very much. I can’t lie. They won me over.
Best Community Ever
The community behind Sex Dot Com is to thank for the sheer insurmountable quality of the smut you can find on here. This is true for all genres of porn, but on the topic of masturbation specifically, dear sweet Jesus, this place slaps hard. I’m seeing some of the best pornography I’ve ever witnessed on here, on the very first page alone. I dove into further pages for the review and I couldn’t keep it in my pants. I had to rub one off right then and there. This isn’t rare – I often enjoy the content I review, but not mid-fucking-sentence. This shit is so irresistible that it managed to spin me for a loop. Keep in mind, I watch porn all day, every day and yet they managed to impress me. This is an extreme accolade for Sex Dot Com.
You get to see all kinds of masturbation on Sex Dot Com¸ but at least 98% of the content features babes rubbing their own snatches. There are rare occasions where babes get together to rub each other and sometimes these chicks use toys, but for the most part you’re looking at solo sexual play featuring women. There are thankfully no men on here. There are cocks, here and there, but they’re made of plastic or some sort of advanced latex. The babes like to masturbate with cock shaped dildos. What can I say? I very much encourage this behavior. The guys that post this smut really seem to have a keen eye because they don’t just find the best babes on the web, they also find the best scene and then figure out what the best two seconds of that scene would be so they can make a GIF of it. This is easily the best way to find the hottest content on the web.
The Most Amazing Content, Ever
Speaking of finding high quality content, you really want to check out the comments section on Sex Dot Com, specifically under the posts you find particularly alluring. Why? Because this place is super active and everyone’s first question is always: Who’s that girl? You almost always get a source with these GIFs even when dealing with girls that are quite literally anonymous. The community knows whether there’s more smut available that features that girl and they will direct you to it for free. Fappers on Sex Dot Com are really fucking kind. They also like to strike up conversations sometimes, but you’re free to avoid that part if you’re just here to fap. Either way, I’m glad to see this place is so welcoming to newcomers. Just don’t spam any annoying shit and you’ll do great. They’ll love you.
What I really love about this section is that masturbation is far more of a broad term than you might initially think. Check this out. You get both vaginal and anal masturbation featuring fingers, tools, toys, vibrators and even other people. Babes mix and match different ways to masturbate and sometimes they fuck themselves with giant dildos, simulating a sex scene. This still counts as masturbation, though, since no real cock is present.
I also found it kind of surprising how every single bitch on here has a perfect body. I’m not talking perfect as in “I would fuck her”. I’m talking perfect as in these babes look like they were sculpted by sex gods for the explicit purpose of procreation. They’re 10s, plain and simple. The hottest women in the universe can be found right here on Sex Dot Com’s masturbation section. I’ve seen quality among random galleries before, but this is ridiculous. It’s as if someone manually curates this entire section around the clock to make sure that only the best women in existence get featured. I rarely see this degree of quality.
The downside to fapping on Sex Dot Com and across this masturbation section is that there’s no guarantee of more content when you find something you like. Often, bitches will post a single masturbation video then go dark. Not every girl on here wants to be a pornstar. Some of them just wanted to grace the world with a single fapping video and then they disappeared. This is all well and good, but if you’re used to subscribing for more content on premium sites, this is going to leave you blue balled. You’ll often find babes that you want to see more of, only to remember that this may well be impossible.
Try It. Now.
All in all, Sex Dot Com have created a fantastic masturbation section that is sure to make any straight man hard as a rock
. I know I find it impossible to resist these babes. They’re absolutely perfect and the GIFs on here are all worth a download. Hell, if I had to fap to nothing but Sex Dot Com’s masturbation section for the rest of my life, I could easily make it work without shedding a tear.