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I've always been torn between feeling utter disgust and arousal at the sight of those humongous clits that are stroked in a tugging manner, making me wonder if any jizz is gonna come spurting out at the end. That's the first thing I stumbled upon loading xhamster.com/tags/masturbation. Shit! I am sure that this page has much hotter things to offer! It's mothafuckin' XHamster, THE tube joint!
In case you are new to this whole XXX ordeal, let me educate you. XHamster is one of those free websites that is teeming with all sorts of content. Lots of ads and lots of videos, to cut a long story short. As a mere visitor, you get to stream content and use filtering tools, but you can't download any content. Fair enough!
Today, I am gonna focus on xhamster.com/tags/masturbation. Why? Because I think that one category alone is big enough for a separate review, and because I feel that masturbation is the key! We all watch porn to masturbate unless you are one of those baby boomers who use porn to get the ole cunt all wet again. Whatever! Onwards with the details!
Is the website design discussion really necessary?I'm gonna do it either way, just because I think that any website, tube or premium, famous or unknown, has to meet certain design standards. I am not cutting any slack just because it's the Xhamster. I've always found the logo to be unique and idiotic at the same time, and the same goes for the name, but, hey, unique is what counts. The shift from the default light to the dark theme is a breath of fresh air and another commodity for those who are going slightly blind from all the fapping. The language bar recognizes your location, which is cool, and thumbnails show a short video preview.
Ads are kinda mixed with thumbnails, making them hard to spot at first. I don't hate the ads, and I understand that it's a way to earn some dough. If the ads are really that bothersome to you, sign-up and get rid of all the junk for free. Signing up is free, and it allows you to upload your content. Enough about Xhamster. Today, I want to focus on masturbation, female masturbation in particular, and make you understand that solo scenes are some of the most popular and hottest content on XXX websites, despite the obvious lack of cocks. Of course, there are videos in this category that show scenes of male masturbation, but who the hell watches that?!
Time to be brutally honestHow many times have you looked at some cock in porn? Zero! Even the chicks don't care about porn dicks! No matter how weird it might sound and how hard it might be for me to admit it, the adult entertainment industry revolves around pussies. Men who jerk off to XXX content are focusing on cunts, pulsating, dribbling, savory twats, and women are aroused by the exact same thing. Nobody gives a fuck about cocks! Deal with it! Webcam joints don't need dicks, professionally made porn doesn't rely on dongs, and amateur hoes are fine as long as a banana is nearby. Sad, brutal, but true.
Now, xhamster.com/tags/masturbation is not the only category on the page. It's just the tip of the iceberg. I am looking at the pages, counting over 3.9K pages (yeah, you heard me!). The oldest clip on xhamster.com/tags/masturbation is 14 years old. That speaks crazy volumes about the page, its popularity, status, and quality. Yes, older videos are not HD and are shorter than the newer ones, but this was 14 years ago! You got the point! The section that I am reviewing today has more porn than you'll ever need, and I am not gonna bring this up anymore. Time to focus on other things!
The filters are out of this worldXhamster.com/tags/masturbation is not some shady page that I get to shit on without feeling any remorse. Simply put, the page is all that any dude would expect from a tube page, slowly setting up high standards inside the adult industry. Xhamster.com looks and feels professional, modern, and easy to use and navigate, earning 10/10 for user experience. It is what it is.
The player is phenomenal, one of those lightning-fast players with a shitload of options. Yep, I've come across random ads and pop-up windows a couple of times. I don't hate it, but I don't like it either. I've already told you that users get to upload content on Xhamster and xhamster.com/tags/masturbation, meaning that the updates come every fucking hour, or better said every five minutes. That explains the humongous library.
On top of the masturbation stash, you'll see your first filters - HD, 4K, VR, or All. 1,263 pages of HD masturbation scenes, 24 pages of 4K releases at the time of this review, and 17 pages of VR movies. All I am gonna say is that each page counts 48 videos. You do the math! Of course, you do realize that the whole xhamster.com/tags/masturbation counts almost 4K pages, which means that the majority of videos inside this category are either 720p or lower.
I'm not done with the filters yetTrending, recommended, newest, and best videos are your options. I am talking about another set of filtering tools on xhamster.com/tags/masturbation. Set the quality (720p+ or 1080p+ or 2160p+), running length (from 0 to 40 minutes), and the content source (producers or Xhamster creators). I don't give a fuck if it's xhamster, XHamster, xHamster, or XHAMSTER! What matters is that the page is fucking phenomenal!
Below these quality, length, and shit filters, xhamster.com/tags/masturbation presents a short category description. It's looking good, sounding way more sophisticated than I expected it to be. "Pleasure the vagina to the point of climax" instead of "rubbing the ole cunt till it gets all wet and sloppy" looks like a good choice, especially since the page cares about its image. No, the page doesn't want to scare elegant men who are appalled by words like twat, arsehole, and cunt. Noooo, xhamster.com/tags/masturbation nurtures another approach. Is that a hairy cunt getting drilled by a corn cob? Sophisticated indeed!
About the content (it's about the filters, again)Big tit masturbation, amateur, Arab, mutual, solo, hairy, Asian, and BBW are some of the subcategories of xhamster.com/tags/masturbation. It's not that this is the first time I've seen something like this on a tube page, and it's not like you are an idiot who doesn't realize the importance of stuff like this. What I am trying to say is that the xhamster.com/tags/masturbation category does offers diversity, despite the fact that videos are on the masturbation theme. Let me elaborate!
What about lesbian masturbation? Ha, you didn't see that one coming! Actually, the word masturbation narrows your mind, making you think that it's all chicks rubbing their twats, and that's about it. Nooo, xhamster.com/tags/masturbation looks at things from another standpoint. Three sluts working a dick while they rub their cunts is also seen as masturbation. Who says that masturbation is all you're gonna see? Banging, shagging, drilling, creampies, blowjobs, it’s all there!
I am looking at a full-length scene of interracial sex on xhamster.com/tags/masturbation that started with masturbation but ended with a creampie right now. Don't be so narrow-minded! There's plenty of stuff on xhamster.com/tags/masturbation, and it doesn't revolve around one pussy and one fuck-stick. It's much more than this!
It's a tube website...so what?Well, xhamster.com/tags/masturbation is well aware of the fact that masturbation videos are all over the web. It's not like the videos on this page are out of this world unique, and the page surely doesn’t rely on that. No, xhamster.com/tags/masturbation knows that it all comes down to a responsive website, plenty of filtering tools, and user experience. Needless to say that xhamster.com/tags/masturbation looks great and works like a charm on all devices.
So, pricks, your soul craves more smut, and this time, you've decided to focus on masturbation. I've seen it far too many times. Dudes get interested in smut and start their journey with masturbation scenes that are hot but usually not utterly kinky or extreme. Then, after busting a nut a couple of times, the insatiable sex drive takes over, and one day, you start watching chicks taking a piss. Do you know the good news? Xhamster.com/tags/masturbation has seen it coming! The page has anything that your pervy mind could think of, from subtle clit stroking scenes to golden showers! Give it a go!
- All content is free
- A huge collection of masturbation porn
- New videos coming to the page every day in big batches