What’s up, you naughty little freak?! Are you getting tired of jacking off to the nastiest freaks the internet has to offer? Do you feel yourself becoming more desensitized to the totally unspeakable shit that was weird to get off to the first time? Sounds like you’re in need of some sexual healing, my friend! You’ve got two options: Get a girlfriend or tone down the intensity for a little while… one of these things is more likely to happen than the other. I think we both know which one! Haha!
Lucky for you, old PornDude has just the thing for you to beat your meat without that post-nut self-loathing! Atkhairy.com has over 2000 models for you to enjoy. But wait! There’s something a little different about these professional sluts! You can probably tell by the name… If you didn’t, you’d definitely tell from the first set of images you see on the site! There’s a small twist to these sexy images. HAIR!
That’s right! You’ve been beating your meat to sluts as bald as an eagle for so long! You probably forgot that pussies grew hair! If you’re a fan of girls who aren’t afraid to stay all-natural, you’re in for a bit of a treat! There’s so much hairy pussy; you’ll think you entered a third-wave feminist site! If you’re one of the more mature enjoyers of porn, you’ll appreciate the millions of HD pictures showcasing these sluts in all their hairy glory!
There are over 20,000 galleries with over 3 million pictures for you to enjoy! That’s right! There are THAT many girls who aren’t afraid to spread their muffs for you to enjoy. Who knew there was such a demand for it? I haven’t seen that much genital hair since my teenage days! With the status quo having everyone as bald as Vin Diesel down there, this site will be a breath of fresh air for the more mature perverts. Well… fresh probably isn’t the best word. You probably get off on the thought that these girls’ pussies smell like dirty, wet carpets, huh? You sick freak!
Pure, All Natural Pussies
I can’t really say much about the design of the site. This is definitely one of the least sexy-looking sites in the ATK roster. Unlike Atkexotic.com, Atkhairy.com doesn’t exactly have the design of a site that screams “premium content”. It’s not as shitty as some other sites, but it’s definitely not something I would think I’d have to pay for! The good thing is the complete lack of ads! You’ll get a clean experience when looking at all these (hopefully) clean muffs.
Once you land on the site, you’ll be greeted with a slideshow of hot models spreading their pussy in all their natural glory! These bitches have hair going all the way down to their assholes! These bitches might have more ass hair than you do! Most guys would find that repulsive. But not you, you sick freak! I bet you’d like to suck the poop particles right off those ass hairs! Hey, if you’re into it, you’re into it! There’s no judgment here!
There’s a short introduction to the site underneath the banner. I wouldn’t bother reading it. Whoever they’re getting to write the content for this site has the literary skills of a fucking 5-year-old. You’re best off skipping whatever the fuck that has to say and going down to the pages of hot, hairy models. You’ll be surprised how many of these hairy girls are so fucking thicc. I can’t imagine the amount of ass sweat that gets trapped in those hairs. Depending on who you are, this is either turning you on or grossing you the fuck out! Haha!
On the page’s left is a list of featured models. You can find the models that ATK Hairy is proud to show off on the front page. Don’t expect the world when it comes to these girls. They’re not supermodel material, but they’re not exactly battle axes either. I feel “average” is a little too harsh, but that’s the best way to describe them. But who needs to look like a supermodel when you’re freaky enough to make any guy beg for your hairy pussy!?
It’s a Little Hairy…
I’m not gonna sugarcoat it; the models here aren’t the best out of the ATK roster. In fact, it’s pretty hit-and-miss. Some of these models look great! You’ll want to lick the sweat right off those pussy hairs! But there are quite a lot of average-looking models too. Unfortunately, the same can be said about most of the content. I don’t know how these girls manage to fuck up masturbating. The lack of passion in a lot of the featured videos is a little disheartening for seasoned porn watchers like ourselves!
If I were a girl for the first time, I know I’d be able to use those magic wands better than these amateurs! I mean, I saw a girl masturbate with a dildo that must have been about 5 inches at most! First of all, who the fuck sells 5-inch dildos? And what’s the fuck’s the point of getting a dildo that’s smaller than most guys? Even gay guys wouldn’t buy a dildo that small! I don’t know what made these girls think that would be entertaining. If you think bashfully rubbing a small penis on your pussy is hot, you’ve got a lot of learning to do. Just type in “Dildo masturbation” in Google and watch the first video that comes up.
If you were looking for something a little more exciting with these sluts’ shameless lack of grooming, you’re in for a disappointment. But don’t worry too much! There were a few stand-out girls worth checking out. At the top of the featured models on the front page, you’ll meet Gigi. Just click on her profile to find out why she's at the top of that list! You’ll find 7500+ HD photos of a cute, tattooed brunette. This girl is as thicc as they come! You’ll be dreaming of putting your head between those thighs and using her pussy as a pillow!
If you thought any of the other models’ video content was lame, Gigi will perk that little pecker of your right back up. There are 15 videos of this bitch getting down like the slut of your dreams. Forget slowly slipping a 5-inch dildo in your pussy! This bitch has videos of her getting wild with a Hitachi Magic Wand. She was more than happy to share her wild orgasms with all of her fans! What’s more satisfying than seeing a bitch convulsing while her eyes rolled into the back of her head?
There are videos of this slut getting off in public too! Imagine being so unashamed of your hairy pussy that you’re willing to share it with everyone in your nearest vicinity! You can only respect it! Unfortunately, Gigi is about as good as it gets in terms of content. Sure, the camera quality is consistently great all around. But most of these girls aren’t nearly as entertaining… I mean, I saw an Indian girl who wasn’t even that good-looking with hair WAY more than just her pussy. There were HD photos of her on her bed, exposing hair on her… Fucking everywhere! I’m talking armpit hair, all the way to fucking back hair. I didn’t find it sexy in any way.
This wasn’t some thick beauty with some hairy treats in the right place. This was just some chubby, hairy bitch! That’s not exactly something I’m willing to pay for.
What I Liked
I appreciate that all of the content is exclusively HD. There isn’t one photo or video in anything less than 1080p. The photographers are definitely a lot more talented than a lot of these girls.
I also appreciated the variety. If you’ve read any of my other blogs, you’ll know that I love to give my cock options. It’s pretty impressive how ATK Hairy managed to find so many different hairy sluts. Apparently, there are thousands of 18+ girls who are more than willing to show the world their ungroomed pussy.
What I Didn’t Like
These models were pretty hit-and-miss. Sure, there were a few thicc baddies to get off to. But for the most part, it just felt like I was looking at some random bitch who didn’t shave rather than an actual “model”.
Tips From ThePornDude
The only thing that I’d suggest is updating the website and the models. There’s a great variety of models for any porn lover to get off to. But how do you expect them to enjoy HD pictures of borderline unattractive hairy bitches. And you expect them to pay for it? Come on!
There’s definitely a gap in the market for HD pics of hairy pussies. Nowadays, those things are hard to come by! Atkhairy.com has a giant collection of hairy pussies for you to get your dirty little cock into. The only problem is that a lot of these girls are average. So, instead of enjoying some hot natural pussy… You’ll probably feel like you’re watching a gallery of random bitches who don’t shave. This one isn’t worth your money, my friend! I’d look elsewhere for some sexy wolf pussy.