CumOnWives.com, the website that restores faith in marriage! Cumonwives.com, the website that's much more than meets the eye! One could never tell that the page that I am reviewing is actually a premium joint due to the outdated design and a shitshow of amateur chicks in their thirties! Well, fuckers, one way to look at cumonwives.com is to see it as a game changer, and the other one is to describe it as a conceited-ass hypocrite that gets content from horny fuckers and sells it as exclusive content. What's it gonna be? Keep reading!
I told you that it was more than meets the eye
I spent a whole minute staring at the sign-up button, watching it change from light purple to green and blue. Hypnotic shit! I was just looking around, having other things on my mind, when I accidentally choose the Submit! option. I think that the best thing that happened to cumonwives.com in this decade is me stumbling on the submit page. Do you know why? Because I realized that the page does mean business right from the start, and my chance to shit on the website is lost for good.
The first big reveal is that cumonwives.com has been around since 2009, which is a seriously long period for a porn website. Don't get me started on the harsh competition on the market! I am in too good of a mood to deal with that shit right now! An experienced website that pays its contributors and imposes a couple of important rules. All videos need to be at least ten minutes long and at least 1920x1080. All photo galleries need to have at least fifty pictures, 1920x1080px wide. Whoever said that amateur flicks are nothing but grainy shitshows is one ignorant prick!
The homepage appeal is questionable
I dig the whole "mix of amateur and professional" idea, but if any website plans on selling its content, it has to do way more in terms of website design. Nothing on the freaking homepage moves! No slideshows or moving thumbnails. Everything just rests there like a pile of rubbish! The welcoming message saying "amateur blowjobs and cumshots submitted by members" is another thing that makes the whole website reek of cheap!
I know a couple of things about cumonwives.com that are fucking phenomenal, and I am gonna bring all of them up, but when I take the future members' standpoint, I am seeing a couple of problems. Namely, my job here today is to explore the page through and through, meaning that I will spend significantly more time searching for stuff than a regular visitor would. With a homepage that looks so lame, shows a bunch of amateur faces instead of trailers or hot slideshows, I am not sure how well the website is doing in terms of memberships.
You have to sign-up and choose a membership plan to unlock the content
You have to sign-up if you want to upload your content, but I am not here to discuss that shit today. However, I can't get over the fact that cumonwives.com's tour page doesn't show a single trailer. I mean, when you shoot professional porn and hire mega-stars, then you can allow yourself the luxury of not showing trailers. If you boast a picture of Adriana Chechik on your homepage, for example, members might get tempted. On the other hand, you are still reading this review, waiting for me to spill the beans about the pricing, so I am gonna stop judging and give you what you want.
I like the sign-up page. The drop-down menu makes the whole thing look easy. The first thing that you'll have to choose is the payment method, and your options are credit card, PayPal, online check, and direct debit. So, the first option is to go with the $1 trial. Cumonwives.com says it's a limited trial, but I don't know if it lasts for three days or three fucking minutes!
The plan that unlocks the content for 30 days is gonna require you to pay $29.95. The three-month one is $24.95/month, while the longest one is the yearly one which is $9.96/month. Besides picking the one that suits your needs, you are gonna have to complete the registration by entering your email, password, and username in the fill-out form. As simple as that. Now, when the boring part of the review is done, let's see what cumonwives.com has in store in terms of banging, jizzing, and cumming. Andale!
The situation unfolds
I found out that the trial version is on for two days. Tiny letters somewhere at the bottom of the homepage reveal this crucial information. Odd! Another damn important thing is that all members of cumonwives.com get to download videos and adult galleries without any limitations
. Over 250K galleries, and over 10K videos, to be exact. The page also reveals that the updates are regular, and I don't doubt it because it's always like that with pages that allow members to upload their content.
Customer support for USA and Canada is fine, too, as well as the crypto as the payment option, but that's not what I want to talk about right now. You are not a complete idiot who can't use his eyes to read a couple of stuff that interests you on cumonwives.com. I want to discuss the content.
What happens when your wife is a total slut?
You end up on cumonwives.com, or better said, she ends up on the page, becoming the object of desire, the reason for someone to bust a nut. Cumonwives.com claims to feature videos of real-life couples, real wives, and housewives who don't shy away from showing their hardcore skills in front of the hubbies' camera. Of course, you do realize that this might be the case sometimes, but the truth is that that is just a premise that we are supposed to believe in. The page is jam-packed with hookers who bang a bunch of guys in cheap motels, and people who take the idea of an open marriage to a whole different level.
Swingers, threesomes, cumshots, creampie...everything you are used to seeing on XXX pages. If there is one thing that is great about these Update your content pages, it is that they never lack diversity. I checked out a list of tags and found stuff like swinger, anal, wife swap, blowjob, lesbian, outdoor, big tits, and so on. All of this proves my diversity theory to be on point.
Is it a good idea to pay for amateur smut?
Well, if spending a couple of bucks on some fine MILF smut is that big of an issue, I suggest you visit cumonwives.com's blog. This is the only place where you'll get to download high-quality XXX pictures for free, but the download is possible for single pics only, not picture sets. The blog looks like it has been made by a 70-year-old blind man, but at least the content is updated regularly. The page is sectioned out, I'll give you that, but it's far from something that could raise TPD's cock!
If you are ready to settle for a bunch of nobodies who are nothing but wannabee pornstars, be my guest. There is nothing wrong with this kind of porn, don't get me wrong, especially when it's of pristine quality. It's just a thing of personal preference. I know that millions of dudes out there dig amateur porn for a fact, and they always point out that the hottest thing about these flicks is that you can relate to the fucking sessions. The chicks look attainable, and orgasms seem less fake. One can only hope that cumonwives.com is strict when it comes to content, not allowing any kinky fucker to upload whatever he wants to the site.
Whenever in doubt, check the facts
If you are still not sold on cumonwives.com, maybe the best possible approach is to think of the page's authority. It's a long-standing platform that has been rocking the adult biz for over a decade, meaning that it sure knows how to please the audience
. You know, when a premium website has enough money to hire top-notch sluts and buy the best of cameras, it is bound for success. Staying afloat for so long, having nothing else to offer but a bunch of amateur smut, is one hell of an accomplishment. Kudos to cumonwives.com!