HotMovies Big Tits

Man has sought universal truth since his brain first became capable of examining such concepts. The search for meaning and truth is integral to a cohesive society full of satisfied civilians. Yet, despite thousands of years of research by scientists and monks alike, we haven't come much closer to objective reality.

The Proof is in the Pudding

However, we have been able to shake free several fruits from the tree of knowledge. For example, when confronted with the question if he knew anything for sure, Einstein responded that something is moving. I'm no physicist, but I would tend to agree with him.

While I may not be a physicist, I am still a scholar. A scholar of pussy, tits, and ass. My subject matter may not be as heady as the nature of the universe, but it's a lot more useful. Plus, it just so happens that my field of expertise contains several objective truths.

Of these truths, one of the most stalwart is that men love big tits. Just as every object and energy packet in this universe is in motion, every man's penis is moved by the site of a fat pair of jiggly tits. You can set your clock by it.

The reasons men love big tits are plentiful. First and formost, they represent fecundity. Our penis doesn't just want to fuck bitches. It wants to fuck bitches and then dispense seed as close to a bitches eggs as possible. The penis demands spawn, and tits are like a shining beacon calling out to all fertile males within eyeshot.

Big tits also tell a man that once his child is born, a bitch will be able to feed him as much milk as they can handle. I don't know about you, but I want my kid to be showered in titty milk. Although, to be honest, I also want to be showered in titty milk, and big tits mean there should be some leftovers for me.

Big tits are also a status symbol. As a man, if you've roped in a bitch with fat titties, it projects an alpha status. I never go out without at least two pairs of big tits. Some guys wear watches, some drive fancy cars, and some, like myself, roll with sexy bitches. Your Porche is nice and all, but can you stick your dick in it? Let me rephrase that question. Can you stick your dick in it and still get your dick back?

In the end, the guy only gets the car to bag the pussy. It just so happens that I'm so alpha I could be driving a 1999 Toyota Corolla, and big titty bitches would still pile into the back seat. That's what we call steez, ladies, and gents.

Unfortunately, unless one of your moms has big tits, my readers have never seen a pair in real life. It's a damn shame. You don't even have to touch them to feel the light of their glory. I can feel the warmth of a great rack from yards away. And once you get into range and squeeze them, it's an experience of pure bliss. Tits are the key to a happy and gratifying life.

The Intertit

You may not be able to see tits in real life, but you can see all the tits you want on the internet. As all of my readers know, there is no lack of tits on the internet. Everywhere you look, tits are raining from the digital skies.

However, my readers have high standards. If they can get their hands on the real thing, they demand the best digital titties available. That's why you come to an alpha male like me. You know I know where the tits are.

And right now, the tits are on Hot Movies. Hot Movies is a special website to me. I've spent many hours roaming the forests of their archives and plucking gold from the branches of trees within. There are so many beautiful tits here that it will make both of your heads explode.

Hot Movies is a pay-by-the-minute premium porn sight with a selection that dwarfs many free tube sites. With a quarter million videos in their library already and around one hundred and fifty being added every week, you'll never run out of giant fun bags to beat your meat to.

Suffice it to say Hot Movies is a well-crafted and maintained site that my readers will have no problem using. I've reviewed the site as a whole in the past, so I'm going to dive right into the content.

Re-Masturbate

One of my favorite things Hot Movies does is re-release popular older porn. They don't just re-release it, though. Instead, they re-edit, re-master, and repackage the content, breathing new life into a beloved classic.

That's precisely what they did with "Double D P.O.V," produced by Vince Vouyer and starring Brooke Haven, Eva Lawrence, Shy Love, and Tory Lane.

This film is one of the first Vince Vouyer movies and is often considered his best. The concept is simple. Find some of the best tits in the industry, film them, and let you motherfuckers jerk off to them. There are no fancy bells or whistles in this production. It's just good old-fashioned porn.

Double D Mommy

This next feature has a bit more intrigue and debauchery than "Double D P.O.V." Produced by Manipulative media, "Step Mother son Perversions Volume 5" is a bit of a freak show. You guys already know I'm not a fan of the taboo trend, and this shit takes it to new levels.

While I may not like it, I know you motherfuckers do. That's because your mothers are the only women ever willing to speak to you. Even your sisters avoid you when possible. And cousins flee in terror.

According to "Step Mother Son Perversions" Sons have always had a deep connection with their stepmothers as children. However, as stepsons get older, the love they have for their stepmother gets muddled by sexual arousal.

This arousal often leads stepmothers and stepsons into each other's arms and eventually genitalia. This film plays out like some sort of sick soap Oprah. The stepfamily members use temptation, fake blackmail, extortion, and manipulation to corner each other into sexual favors. It's all quite disturbing.

Royal Rectums

Hot Movies also contains a lot of movie and TV show parodies. One of these is a twist on Downtown Abby titled "Down On Abby: Tales from Bottomley manor."

Lord Grabhem, his wife, and two slutty daughters all live together in Bottomley Manor. On this fine English day, Lord Grabhem has invited good friends the Stiffies over for a fancy multicourse dinner. To prepare, manor staff such as Butler Smallcock and personal footman Master Bates have created a lavish meal complete with entertainment.

However, not all the staff agree on how to make the night unique for their employers. Some think all good parties degrade into orgies, and I can't disagree. All the best dinner parties I've ever been to include plenty of sex with many attractive partners.

From Loveless to Fuck This

Since you fuckers can't get enough of the stuff, I'll review "Mother and Stepsons Volume 5," produced by Ricky Greenwood and starring Kit Mercer, Penny Barber, Reagan Foxx, and Silvia Saige.

Denny, played by Seth Gamble, is sick and tired of waiting for his stepmother to get ready for a night on the town. They are already late and only getting later by the second.

Finally, after she makes yet another excuse for running behind, Seth marches upstairs to see what the fuck is going on. But as he arrives, his anger melts when he discovers a distraught Silvia Saige. She feels trapped in a loveless marriage and doesn't know what to do.

As she seeks comfort in the embrace of her stepson, it dawns on her. She is in love with Denny, and you know what that means. It means it's time for Silvia to have a mature conversation with her husband about the state of their relationship. I'm just kidding. It's time for Seth and Silvia to fuck each other's brains out.

Hot Movies never fails to deliver the best porn time and time again. No matter what genre of porn you have your eyes on, Hot Movies has an excellent collection, and this goes doubly so for big tits.

The only thing Hot Movies is missing is a more detailed content filter. I find filters better for finding niche content than a search bar.

There isn't a man on Earth who doesn't want to see a bulbous pair of tits, so get your fix on Hot Movies.