Adult Time MILF! Two of the most popular porn categories both have to do with age: Teens and MILFS. What isn't there to love? Teens offer fresh and perfect bodies, pure and untouched, while MILFs have the experience needed to turn your cock into a cum factory.
While both are fantastic, today we're focusing on MILFS. Nothing beats the knowledge of a sexually liberated MILF with a divorce under her belt and a soaked pussy. That vagine has been ignored for years by her ex-husband, and now it's on the market demanding satisfaction.
Another thing about MILF pussy is that it's so appreciative. Teens are never fucking grateful. The way they see it, they are the perfect sex doll, and we should be the ones to feel lucky. Fuck that, you stupid eighteen-year-old cunt.
MILFs, on the other hand, put down flowers where flowers are due. When you crush an older pussy, she'll let you know. And you better believe that you'll be invited over again and again.
They'll also let you know when you're fucking up. However, just because you don't know what you're doing doesn't mean they'll kick you out of bed. MILFS are patient. They will take the time to train you in the ways of the pussy. There is no better way to get your doctorate in making bitches cum until they squirt.
Teens won't ever teach you shit. They'll pretend your fucking the shit out of them and then secretly resent you for not making them cum. I'm a fortunate man. I was lucky enough to spend a summer fucking my best friend's Mom back in high school. She taught me everything I needed to know, and let's just say that teens lined up to get a ride on a real man's cock. Thanks again, Mrs. Shultzstein. That joowty was grade-A.
Unfortunately, you guy's never had a Mrs. Shultzstein, and it shows. Worst of all, you'll never have a Mrs. Shultzstein or any other MILF for that matter. It's a damn shame, but don't fret too much, gents. You know that I always have the perfect website to make up for your sexual short cummings, and today that site is the MILF section of Adult Time.
Adult Time is a paid premium porn site with a selection of fuckable MILFs that will make you wish you weren't so god damn unfuckable. You'll have your hand wrapped around your cock faster than you can say, "And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, Satan loves you more than you could know."
Money for Cum
Before we get too deep, we better talk prices. Adult Time isn't trying to rip anyone off. Their pricing is reasonable and what you get for your dollar is superb. There are three different membership options for potential subscribers to choose from.
The first is a three-day trial for $2.95. I love it when paid sites offer a trial period. It's the perfect way to make sure a site is right for you. I'm sure once those three days have passed, you'll be hooked.
The second option is a one-month membership for $19.99. This membership is automatically recurring every month and only includes streaming. If you want the whole kit and kaboodle, you have to spring for the third option.
Said third option is a one-year recurring membership with access to both streaming and downloads for only $9.95 a month. Now that's what I'm fucking talking about. I'll be so exhausted from cumming that I won't even notice the ten bucks missing.
As with most paid premium porn sites, the design on Adult Time is sharp, efficient, and easy on the eyes. It does its own thing while remaining familiar enough that navigation is a dream. The main menu runs down the left side, while a smaller menu inhabits the header.
The header menu contains the options Home, Straight, Lesbian, Bi, Trans, Gay, Search bar, Notifications, and Profile. The main menu has the options Home, Videos, Actors, Channels, Pictures, Movies, Playlists, Favorites, Blog, Interactive toys, Live cams, Deals, Preferences, Support, and Log out.
When you search for something like MILF, the center of the page fills with all sorts of well-organized options. Right under your search, you'll find content split into Videos, Porn stars, Channels, and Movies. Below that, you'll find the most recent Adult Time updates. This list even includes videos that will come out in the next few days.
As you continue down, you'll find videos recommended to you based on your watch history. For me, it's a bunch of MILFS and teens, if you couldn't already tell.
That takes us to a list of porn videos inspired by actual television. As of late, they have been releasing content for a miniseries called "Cougar Queen." I'll give you half a second to take a guess at what this could be a parody of. If you said Lion King, you're wrong. I'm sorry. The correct answer is Tiger King. I must say that I did not finish watching Tiger King and think to myself, "this needs to be porn."
Up next, we have a string of recommended porn stars. For me, it included bitches like Remy LaCroix, Tiffany A, Zoe Doll, Rebel Lynn, Venus Haze, Lucie Cline, and Janny Bunny.
As we near the bottom of the page, a set of anal videos pops up in case you're getting bored of MILFs and want to try something different. Of course, there are plenty of MILFs in that section also.
The second to last listing is for trending MILF videos. This currently includes such instant classics as "Squirting," "Sketchy Behavior," and "A Burlesque Story: Episode One." Of course, these aren't "Gone with the Wind" level instant classics, but they are damn close.
Finally, the last listing is of popular porn stars. You'll see all the usual suspects here, including Remy, Riley Reid, Adriana Chechik, Abella Danger, and Gina Gerson.
Drawn to MILFs
I'd say that it's time to look over content on Adult Time, and what better place to dig in than the aforementioned Box office never-been "Sketchy Behavior," starring RayVeness and Rico Hernandez.
The film starts with RayVeness chatting on the phone with a friend. She is so enveloped in her conversation that she doesn't notice her stepson drawing something in the corner of the room. Considering that Rico is a fine arts student, that's not unusual. However, the fact that he is staring down his step-mom while he does it is.
Once RayVeness finishes her call, she finally notices Rico's gaze, but before she can ask much, he scurries out of the room. That is undoubtedly strange behavior, but Rico's step-mom doesn't think much of it.
The next day RayVeness is doing some cleaning around her room when Rico silently enters the room without being noticed and starts sketching in his book again. After a few moments, he looks up at his step-mom to discover he has been caught.
RayVeness smiles at Rico and asks if she needs anything. He doesn't even bother answering before sprinting out of the room like a bat out of hell. When it happens yet again the following day, Rayveness is sure to stop her stepson so she can figure out what the fuck is happening.
She demands to see Rico's sketchbook, reminding him that if it weren't for her assistance, he would not be able to attend art school. Finally, he relents and shows her the book. It's packed to the brim with sexy drawings of RayVeness. Rico explains that he is working on a project themed around beauty, and she is the most beautiful thing around.
RayVeness finds this sweet, so she offers to pose for him, so he doesn't have to follow her around the house while she does chores. Rico agrees, and they retire to the living room for arts and crafts time.
As time passes, RayVeness removes more and more clothing until, to Rico's shock, she is completely naked. If Rico thought she was beautiful while clothed, he is blown away now that she's naked. Every inch of her is better than the last.
Rico can't help but get hard as a rock. Now that he has had the chance to draw her outsides, it's time for his penis to draw her insides.
If you're on the market for a pay site loaded with sexy MILFs ready to make your cock cream, look no further than Adult Time. The prices are fair, the design is brilliant, and the content is boner-inspiring.
One thing I would suggest that Adult Time adds is a monthly membership option that offers downloads. They could charge a premium price for it, and regardless some folks will eat it up.
That's enough of reading my rambling. Take your cock over to Adult Time for a romantic evening of strokes.