Some websites just do their thing. Some joints manage to beat the fierce competition and stay afloat long enough to become legends, despite a shitload of other websites offering the same merch. Meet Adultempire.com! The place that captures that 90's vibe. The time when fuckers had to hide their boners while on their way to buy adult magazines. Wanking off was still a taboo, which made things a whole lot interesting.
Adultempire is so freaking huge that each of its categories deserves a separate review. Today, I am gonna present adultempire.com/1522/category/popular-with-women-porn-videos.html. Yep, I am in a hell of a good mood today, and I have respect for websites that are in the biz longer than I am, but that surely doesn't mean that I'm gonna spare you the nasty details. Time to dig inside this stash and dig up some dirt. Here we go!
Looking like an online shop
No tits shaking, pussy drilling, and that sort of obscenities on adultempire.com. It's a pretty clean website boasting a white background and a couple of options that you would find on an adult online shop. I was kinda waiting for some dildo commercial to pop up, but nothing happened. It all looked clean, still, and pretty boring.
Instead of the hot thumbnails, AdultEmpire.com went with the DVD covers. Glossy, hot covers. It's all fine, but I get that shooting-in-the-dark vibe from this place. The logo doesn't exist. As time goes on, and I spend more and more time on adultempire.com, I am starting to realize that the page needs some tweaking. It's fucking 2023, and people want big tits, flashy ads, and HD signs all over the place. With this joint, I guess you'll have to rely on the fact that it is a long-standing platform that obviously knows how to please horny fuckers.
Why the hell did I choose the Popular with Women stash?
Because I never saw Popular with Men one on any adult website! C'mon now, all porn is good when you are horny enough, and men don't give a rat's ass if the chick just faked it or her pussy really can't stop shaking and twitching. That's why! Because you call me a rude chauvinist and call the adult entertainment industry demeaning to women, but somehow all xxx websites have that Popular with Women or Female-Friendly category! That's fucking why!
Remember me telling you that the Popular with Women collection is so damn big that it deserves a separate review? Over 28K videos in adultempire.com only. Now, I want all of you, a bunch of Karens, young 18+ moms who claim that the internet has messed up their offspring, porn freaks, horny grandpas, everyone who reads this review to stop complaining about the downfalls of the world wide web.
What kind of a brick-and-mortar shop would be able to hold over 28K magazines and DVDs in one corner of the shop? Stop complaining and be grateful for living in an era where chicks earn good dough for fucking in front of a camera. If it wasn't for the porn revolution, your lady would still grow that bush between her legs, and you would use her hairs instead of tooth floss until the end of your miserable, dull lives.
Let's get serious now
This page doesn't settle for mediocre shit! All I am seeing on the homepage is 1080p and 4K UHD, with an occasional 720p situation. You won't have to worry about the quality, that's for sure. The superb video resolution proves that adultempire.com does keep up with the modern world. When you hover your mouse over that DVD thumbnail, you are gonna see options like Watch now, Download, and Rent.
The Watch Now option opens a free trailer. I am watching a two-minute-long clip featuring my dear Abella Danger and that tattooed prick Small Hands. Asshole drilling looks fucking spectacular! Almost enough for a mini bust-a-nut session! So, before you make any purchases on adultempire.com, make sure to check out the free trailer. The prices are different for the downloading and renting option, but I'll come back to that subject a bit later.
What's important is that all of these videos are professionally-made porn starring some of the world's hottest pornstars. No amateur flicks, no grainy shit, no such crap. Only the best of the best, available to these people who are willing to pay for exclusive, top-notch smut.
Filtering is as easy as busting a nut
You can combine filters. The first thing you need to do is click on the adultempire.com stash and then proceed to pinpoint the video of your liking. Let me give you a simple example because I know that your little head takes over in situations like these, turning you into a complete idiot. So, you want Asa Akira. 262 matches found, and all of them apply to the popular with women category. After that, you can check out the thumbnails and make your selection depending on what looks hot, or you can choose series starring Akira. Easy peasy!
Another way to sort this shit out is by choosing the studio. I already clicked on my favorite Asian pornstar, so the list shows the studios that worked with the pornstar in question. Evil Angel, Brazzers, Digital Playground, and so on. That's not all! The list shows pricing, allowing you to choose your price range - from $5 to $9.99, from $15 to $19.99, and so on. Besides each of these prices, you'll see the exact number of flicks.
The thing I found interesting is the running time. Over 86 videos featuring Asa are in the 2-3 hours category. In these cases, the videos are usually full-length porn videos with scenarios, lots of scenes, and lots of other pornstars. On top of the filtering tools list, you'll be able to check all of the filters you already used. To further refine the shit I was looking for, I went with the drop-down menu, where I chose to see the best-selling video featuring Asa. It turns out it's Angela vol. 2 moving, where the Asian slut is just a guest star. You can buy this DVD for $15.99, but the pricing on adultempire.com/1522/category/popular-with-women-porn-videos.html needs to be discussed in detail.
Unlock streaming, download or rent a movie
No standard membership plans here! The $15.99 price is the price for a DVD movie that is sent to your address. Shipping is free. That's the first thing you can do with adultempire.com releases. The second option is to buy minutes. At the time of this review, all new members got 15 minutes for free. There's a shit ton of packages - $9.99 for 50 minutes, $29.99 for 250 minutes (+40 free minutes), $99.99 for 950 minutes (40+ minutes for free), and so on. You can check out big-ass packages where you get 2,200 minutes for $199.99, or 6,000 minutes for $499.99. Check this shit out! I am bored of writing all these numbers!
For $26.99, you get to unlock one video. The one you chose, of course. For this much money, you unlock HD download + stream for life. The HD stream for life without downloading is $10.99, and the HD 2-day rental is $6.99. I know that all this shit seems confusing as fuck, but it's simple once you give it some thought. When it comes to the price, it might sound pricey, and it is. I mean, for $26.99, you could buy a whole 30-day membership plan, and on adultempire.com, you get to unlock one movie only. How many times does a dude watch one movie? Downloading is fucking great, but then again, what are you supposed to do with one video alone?
On the flip side, Adult Empire did one hell of a job with the filtering tools, and provided every single of its "customers" with valuable info like the movie category, included tags, running time, and featured pornstars. Every single slut is on the list, as well as all the dudes, which is not usually the case. To cut a long story short, adultempire.com/1522/category/popular-with-women-porn-videos.html is a colossal collection of high-quality porn.
THE place to see if you want to pay for smut
If you fancy amateur sluts with shaggy pussies, you are a freak. If you spend some dough on fine-ass hoes, you are a porn addict. People will always judge, but not TPD. If you want to spend some serious cash on some seriously good smut, adultempire.com is the place to go
. I fucking mean it! This is one huge online shop offering some of the best porn that the adult industry has ever made! Go wild, fuckers! You only live once!