Why did you choose to be an actress, he asks. Because I want to prove to the world that we are all equal, valuable individuals who can do anything they put their mind to, she replies. Then she takes up the role of a superhero, squeezes her tits in a tight latex costume, and pumps hyaluronic shit in her upper lip. She is a superstar whose mission is to enlighten the mortals, show them that only the sky's the limit. While she bullshits about how being a celebrity is a burden, wankers stroke their dongs to the sight of her tight ass. Am I the only read dude around here, or what?
It's no wonder that websites like hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities exist. Today, I am gonna focus on only one category on this page, but you'll get the big picture. I promise! Now, instead of giving you crap about how celebrities inspire masses, mesmerizing the crowd with a mix of mysterious and hot, I am gonna focus on what's important - the things you can find on hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities and bust a nut to. As simple as that! Moving on with details.
The first impression is everything
Hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities is a simple website in terms of design. White, plain background, and the options (categories) highlighted in blue. I don't have to dig up numbers or use my superb math skills to find things out. Right there, on the top of the homepage, I saw some cool stuff - new users get 20 minutes free. The conclusion is simple - you could jerk off once, maybe twice for free, or go premium to unlock all of the content and enjoy it without any limitations.
221K movies in total. Yeah, exactly the reason why I chose to review one category only. One review per category to do some justice to each one. The homepage notes that members can use Bitcoins to make the payment and that a total of 164 movies were added in the last seven days. That's fucking a lot! Daily updates in crazy batches, to cut the story short! One hell of a first impression!
I like it, more or less
Hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities is a premium website that demands a payment to unlock its doors. Instead of revealing the price right away, I am gonna save this or later. It really should make much difference. All adult websites offer similar prices. What's important is that you like what you get. Before I mention the prices, let me explain what you are gonna get for your bucks.
First of all, you can't add a video to favorites unless you sign up and choose a membership plan. The same goes for email notifications, promotions, and similar shit. The celebrity category on hotmovies.com counts a total of 451 videos.
Instead of going with the thumbnails often used on smut pages, hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities chose the ones resembling DVD video covers. Yeah, it makes the whole page look somewhat neater, but I would prefer to see moving thumbnails...oh, wait a minute! This shit moves! Hover your goddamn mouse over a thumbnail, and you'll see a fucking video preview! Ok, now I am less annoyed!
What happens next?
Well, I am looking around, slowly realizing that the majority of videos on hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities are actually scenes from mainstream movies. Let me bring up a couple I saw on the homepage to explain - a compilation of 21 scenes presenting nude babes. I am talking about Mila Jovovich waking up naked in The Fifth Element and Lara Croft riding a horse in Tomb Raider. You know, mainstream, popular movies that have erotic scenes. Porn for sissies, if you ask me. Fortunately, that's not all that hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities has to offer.
Hey, I said majority. There is this full-length movie coming from Deeper, starring Lena Paul, Avery Cristy, and Destiny Cruz. It is one of those mind-blowing, high-quality scenes that give you an instant boner. Hey, you know what? I am gonna start that 20-minute trial and spend it on the good stuff. Dang, these bitches are hot! Three of them sharing one prick, cumming all over it...I'll be back in 20!
20 minutes later
Whoa, now I can focus! Has hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities included any filtering tools? The homepage allows fuckers to filter the content by choosing top rated, release year, and most popular criteria in a drop-down menu. I guess you could choose the A-Z order, but I have never really understood the purpose of that crap. Every sane fucker would use the pornstar's name or a video name as a keyword in the search box if he knew it. Why would he choose the A-Z order and then scroll around until finding the content? What a bunch of shit!
You could also choose the standard view, tube, or clip view, but again, how does that help you in your search? Beats me! To check what the members of hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities are into, I visited the most popular stash. Of course, that's something I do every fucking time I write a fucking review! For some reason, I have to see the most popular or the top rated movie. Probably, because it helps me realize what kind of people are members of a certain website. Something like market research! See, I use my genius mind in the most frivolous of situations!
What a fucking surprise! The most popular on hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities at the time of this review was that Deeper video I was telling you about. The one I spent my free twenty minutes on! Hmmm, Paris Hilton sex tape is one of the most popular too? What the fuck? Who in the world cares for that!
Besides a couple of fuck-ups, all videos on the first page of the most popular list are regular, hardcore porn. I don't know why these movies were put in the celebrity sex movies stash in the first place? Yeah, I know who Angela White is, but she is hardly a celebrity! Yeah, more talented than Paris, but not as rich! What's the mothafucking criteria?!
What about the pricing and filtering tools?
There were there the whole time. I was just busy looking at tits! Now, in the right corner of the hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities homepage, you are gonna find filters. You can choose the letter in the alphabet list, choose a studio or series. Some of the studios I saw are Hustler, Deeper, VR Bangers, Mr. Skin, Vivid Celeb, and so on. Then again, you have to know what you are looking for to find these filters useful.
To unlock hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities content, you have to choose the membership plan. I have already told you about the free 20 minutes option for all new members. Instead of going with the standard membership plan, on hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities, you get to purchase minutes. For $9.95, you get 40 bonus minutes with a purchase of 150+ minutes. The last option is to get unlimited access for $24.95/month and enjoy hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities with no limits whatsoever.
All members get to watch over 221K full-length videos and over 1 million clips, enjoy daily updates, and a responsive website that looks great on all devices. Customer support agents are online 24/7, ready to help all paying fuckers along the way. The page is packed with all sorts of info, the about us section, FAQ...anything a future or an existing member could ever need. Cool, right? Why not read the blog, or venture into other categories? Hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities (take a good look at the link). One whole review for one category only! Keep that in mind!
Hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities surprised me in a good way. I was expecting to see grainy scenes of yacht banging or some pouty-ass reality stars gorging on black dongs. However, hotmovies.com/category/66/Celebrities is packed with top-notch releases coming from the world's best adult and mainstream studios
. The trial period is a great way to test the waters! In a nutshell, one hell of a website!
When you think about regular updates that come in huge batches, millions of available clips, and all that shit, you come to the realization that the prices are a fucking bargain. Yeah, buying minutes instead of a regular membership plan might end up being costly because horny fuckers tend to lose their sense of time while fapping. On the flip side, you have an option - go with the membership plan! No excuses, fuckers! Give it a go, fuckers! Should I mention that Deeper masterpiece one more time?! Do it!