Porno Flix always seem to make my day go a little better. Just this morning, in fact, I was all stressed out, tired, hungry and horny, so I pulled up a video of a couple pretty lesbians getting it on. The next thing I knew, I felt like a million bucks. My cares dissolved, my dick got hard, and all I could think about was licking fragrant pussy and touching myself. I got so into it that I forgot all about what ailed me and even what I was doing in the first place. That’s when the McDonald’s manager told me my food was ready and that I needed to leave before he called the police.
Ah, modern life is a fucking miracle, ain’t it? As long as you’ve got your phone on hand, you can watch dirty movies wherever you are. If you’re at the office with a bigger screen at your disposal, all the better to watch the full HD versions of threesomes, cuckold scenarios and beachside hookups. The only other thing you need is a good porn stash to shake your dick at. PornoFlix.com has just the thing, as they’re a free tube serving up full-length fuck flicks. The joint gets hundreds of thousands of visitors every month, and today your old pal ThePornDude is among them.
Let’s Watch Some Porno Flix
PornoFlix wastes no time at all getting straight to those titular Porno Flix. They’ve got a fairly typical tube-style layout with a nice, classy logo and tightly spaced video thumbnails covering almost the whole front page. The first things I really noticed were the variety and the overall high quality of the preview images. There’s nothing amateur or half-assed anywhere on the page. In fact, they’re stocking content from some of the most famous studios and most popular paysites
The watermarks in some of the thumbnail corners give away some of the sources. There’s a recent interracial scene at the top of the front page from Blacked, plus some girl-on-girl action from AdultTime. I see a blonde hottie getting nailed in a BangBros film, an MFF threesome from Private Society, a redheaded MILF movie from Brazzers, and an exotic babe doing it POV from POVD. Other big-name brands represented on the front page include HardX, Vixen, MYLF, Evil Angel, Team Skeet, Tiny4K and Tushy Raw. I could go on, but I think you get the point. (For an inside scoop, make sure to check out my reviews of any of those paysites here at ThePornDude!)
As you’re probably already well aware, the folks shooting professional PornoFlix ain’t hiring just any old random uglies off the street. Leave that shit to the amateurs filming Tinder hookups on their iPhones. The studios you’ll find on this site tend to work with some of the hottest pornstars, sexiest newcomers and most talented amateurs. Even before I’d left the landing page, I’d spotted personal favorites like Angel Youngs, Natasha Nice, Anissa Kate, Jasmine Jae and Spencer Bradley. Not to toot my own horn too much, but I’ve actually banged them all over on the PornDudeCasting couch. Come by and watch sometime!
What Are These Sluts Getting Up To?
You probably figured it out when I was mentioning all those different porn brands, but one of the biggest perks at PornoFlix.com is the wide variety of filthy fucking going on. All the major pornographic subgenres are here, from teens to MILFs, Asians to ebonies, anal scenes to gangbangs, squirting and orgies. They’ve even got a couple hundred BDSM films and another 1400 filed under Fetish. Who’s up for some restraints?
The PornoFlix Categories index lists a few dozen different subgenres of smut. They also list how many movies are in each category, which was my first glimpse at the true scale of this massive library. There are tens of thousands of full-length pornos on the menu, including nearly 21k listed under 1080p, so you won’t be settling for some low-rest Tetris porn bullshit. They’ve only got 400 4K movies so far, but this is 2022 and that number is definitely going to climb as the collection grows.
The Categories page gives you a nice cross-section of what’s popular on the site. There are nearly 4,000 Anal videos, 3.4k with Big Ass, and over 8,000 with Big Tits. Blowjobs are as popular as ever with over 9,000 videos, a figure you Dragon Ball nerds will probably cream yourselves over. Tune in for thousands of lesbians and masturbation scenes, hundreds of X-rated massages, and nearly 5,000 instances of pussy eating. Yum!
It's a rapidly growing collection, too. I keep making my way back to the Porno Flix front page as I type this up. Since I started reviewing the site maybe an hour ago, they’ve added a couple new scenes, including a half-hour movie from My Pervy Family. Coincidentally, I ended up needing to take a break from writing this for the exact same length of time, and now my keyboard is an absolute fucking mess. I wasn’t too familiar with Braylin Bailey before today, but she’s found a new fan in me.
Getting My Kicks at Porno Flix
I figured I wanted to start my official fap test of Porno Flix with one of the higher resolution movies in the library. There’s a box out front that lets you choose between ALL the movies or just the HD ones, but it didn’t work during my visit. Clicking HD gave me a list of zero movies, so I made my way back to the Categories page and chose 4K. I was instantly greeted by high-res thumbnails from outfits like Mr. Lucky POV, UltraFilms, WowGirls and NF Busty.
It was a Dorcel thumbnail that sucked me in, though, with a girl flashing her beautiful blue eyes with a mouth full of big cock. I clicked through to the full video page and hit the Play button. It started up without any apparent buffering, showing me a DorcelClub logo before a drone shot slowly panned over a countryside villa where our heroine, Sybil, is chilling by a pool.
It’s a forty-minute video, so I skipped ahead a few minutes. Sybil is on a bed, loudly playing with herself by the five-minute mark. I played along at home as I watched her, and wished it was me on the screen when she started smoking pole a couple minutes later. Maybe I’ll have to book this girl for PornDudeCasting, but in the meantime, this video is a nice way to live vicariously.
Over the next half hour or so, I followed the Related Videos underneath each movie, shaking my dick at lesbian orgies, first-time “amateur” scenes and incestuous step-mom scenarios. All of the videos played smoothly, but I noticed that newer uploads have a feature available that was absent on the older video pages. The newer movies have a download button, making it easier to build your offline stash for when the power goes out during the next heatwave. It may be stifling inside, but at least you can watch full PornoFlix until your battery dies.
If I have any complaint about the PornoFlix.com setup, it’s that I’d like to see a menu of the different studios and paysites with content on the site. They’ve got the usual indexes of pornstars and porn categories, but given the full-length format of the site, it’d be useful to be able to browse by producer. The search function is a little bit hit or miss in this respect, because they don’t use the studios/paysites as tags. If the source ain’t listed in the title, it’s not going to come up via search. At the end of the day, though, I don’t think this is going to be a dealbreaker for many horny wankers.
PornoFlix.com is worth a look if you’re after some free smut to rub one out to, but you prefer the full-length movies to the usual 10-minute previews you find on the other tubes. With my adblocker running, I didn’t see any spam at all during my visit, which is a rarity on any type of site, let alone a full-length tube like this one. That means there’s nothing between you and hours of fun, except maybe your forearm stamina and current lube supply.