Have you ever been GILFed? It’s admittedly not every man’s fantasy to bang an old bag, but then again, maybe you’ve never seen the kind of GILFs I’m going to be shaking my dick at today. The Grannies I’d Love to Fuck are older, well-aged women with decades of sexual experience, the kind of thing that can never be faked by even the most talented teen nymphette. It's also impossible to deny the inherent hotness of intergenerational hookups, with mature babes teaching younger men and women the ropes. Your grandma may have taught you to make an apple pie, but these ones will give you lessons on creampies.
GILFed.com calls itself the World’s #1 GILF Site. I see those kind of brags on even the shittiest free tubes, but GILFed is brought to you by the same fine folks who do MILFed. Their traffic has fallen over recent months, but they’re still getting an easy million visitors a month, which ain’t chump change, especially when we’re talking niche porno like this. That suggests they’re making old-lady porn good enough to lure in the horny general masturbators on top of the devoted granny chasers. With that in mind, I dug out my oldest, wrinkliest pocket pussy and got ready for a fap test.
Meet the GILFs from MILFed
I mentioned MILFed in the opening, because I’m assuming a lot of you are already familiar with the joint. They’ve been one of the web’s most popular cougar porn sites for years now, and have long held a high slot on my list of Premium Mature Porn Sites, up there with outfits like MYLF and Naughty America. If you’ve never seen it, you can check out my review or go take a tour for yourself, but the long and the short of it is that they make great pornography.
Just knowing who’s peddling the smut gave me high hopes right from jump. I honestly think GILFed.com is banking on the MILFed reputation, because the tour page is fucking garbage. All you get to see is a handful of animated GIFs. There are no preview videos, no list of pornstars, nor a Categories menu to give you an what’s inside. Ironically, they have links at the top labeled Videos, Gilfs and Categories, but each one just transports you to the signup page. So do any of the “Play” buttons on the GILF GIFs.
For what it’s worth, those tiny little loops are hot, at least if you’re into old chicks. They’ve got grannies getting their giant granny tits felt up, mature ladies bouncing on cock, grandmas jerking off young guys, and even some multi-generational threesomes. If you’re a fan of the genre, you’ll probably start recognizing faces in the thumbnails, because GILFed is shooting with some world-class MILF and GILF pornstars.
The big and beautiful Tammy Jean is getting her tits sucked while she strokes a younger man’s cock on the front page, and there’s Victoria Hope’s bent over a couch to get some D from behind. Other mature beauties getting fucked on the site include Sally Dangelo, Sabrina Douglas and Lindsay Foxx. The roster’s rounded out by a nice batch of older amateurs billed with just one name each, like Lara, Merelyn and Rebeka.
Just How Many Grannies Are We Talking Here?
There’s a two-day GILFed.com trial available for a couple bucks, though it rebills at an inflated monthly rate if you let it. The regular price is thirty bucks a month, just like most other premium porn sites in 2022. The yearly membership is the best deal, breaking down to $7.49 a month.
As with the near total lack of previews, there’s also something of a blackout on what you’ll actually find inside the site. They don’t mention downloads at all until you get inside, at which point you find out they cost fifteen bucks extra on top of the regular ticket price, which sucks.
They don’t tell you how much content you’ll find inside, either, but your old friend ThePornDude has got you covered. To date, there are around 40 movies of grandmas getting fucked in the GILFed collection. Run times are a bit inconsistent; most of the flicks on the first page are 20-something minutes long, but I found some as short as 16 minutes or as long as 37.
The updates are inconsistent, too. GILFed.com dropped 4 movies in February, 4 in March, and 5 in April. I’m writing this in the last days of May, a month which has seen only one new GILFed release. I like to see at least one video per week on any paysite, so I’m more than a little disappointed. On sites with irregular updates, it’s usually a better deal to just sign up from time to time and download all your favorites instead of getting a recurring membership. Because of the added download fee, that’s a less viable option here.
I Didn’t Know Grandma Did That
I think I understand why GILFed.com maintains a shitty tour page while MILFed gives you the usual sneak peek you expect from a paysite. I’m disappointed, but I’m definitely still eager to get inside and start watching these GILFs go at it. The studio’s a known quantity, they’re working with known granny pornstars, and there’s a nice range of granny porn to crank off to.
The only question was where to start? Do I watch Seka Black go black, Sally Dangelo seduce her granddaughter’s boyfriend, or the busty Natalie showing some younger dude the moves she’s learned over a lifetime of dirty sex? I’ve got a nice selection of grannies, too, from slim mamas to legit BBWs, plus blondes, brunettes and redheads. If I have one complaint, it’s that I don’t see any ethnic chicks, no black, Asian or Latina grannies.
I fucking love the stuff with multiple generations of pornstars hooking up, so I gravitated toward GILFed’s recent GILF N Cookies, a 38-minute fuck fest featuring Anneke Van Buren, Zoey Sinn, and some lucky dude. The high production values I expect from MILFed start shining through as soon as I tap the Play button. It’s a cinematic-style opening, with light, cheery music playing as Anneke works in the kitchen while watching porno. She starts diddling herself while stirring up a pot of something, and then we see a dude peeping in the window.
I skipped ahead a bit and found Anneke fingering the much younger Zoey, whose eyes roll back in her head as grandma sticks her fingers inside. Not wanting to leave anybody out of the fun, Anneke sucks the dude’s dick next, fondling his balls while she bobs her head. The camerawork is beautiful, alternating between a few steady shots that let us see all the action. Cheesy porn funk plays in the background.
The movie really starts heating up about ten minutes in, when all three of our heroes are in the kitchen together. Grandma gets it doggystyle before the two gals team up to blow him, and then it’s Zoey’s turn to take it from behind. I know the GILFs are the true stars of GILFed, but Zoey’s fucking incredible. I love how Anneke feels up the younger slut’s body as she’s getting nailed, giving the same kind of encouragement grandma gave you every time she came to little league practice.
Everything I’ve described so far happens in just the first half of the movie. As with any good porno, there’s a steady buildup of depravity, with more clothes coming off, harder fucking and more squealing as the minutes tick by. Grandma takes a backwards cowgirl ride while Zoey plays with herself, and then they reverse positions. Place your bets now: who do you think gets the honor of being hosed down with spunk at the end?
GILFed.com is not without its issues, which they hide behind a barren preview page; the inconsistent updates and downloads-extra pricing scheme will be dealbreakers for some. That said, these guys really are some of the industry leaders when it comes to mature porno. You’ll see that reflected in pretty much every level of the production, from the top-quality GILF pornstars to the cinematography and the editing to the sets and the overall presentation. These guys make great porno, and they’re making it in an underserved niche. If you like your ladies old and horny, you’re probably going to love this stuff.