I’m glad Scat Book let me onto their social network, because I’m pretty fucking fed up with getting banned from all the other social networks. Facebook’s got the most ridiculous, restrictive rules that make me wonder if the folks who run it even poop like the rest of us. That’s honestly the best evidence I’ve seen yet that ol’ Zuck is actually some kind of robot or reptilian humanoid. If you’re reading this, Mark, I challenge you to prove you’re a regular person by showing us your dumps.
Mark Zuckerberg would have to change the rules of his own platform to take on my challenge, and I ain’t holding my breath. It’s not because I don’t like the smell; it’s just that I don’t think he’s got it in him. Turds, I mean. If he or anybody else want to prove their humanity by exposing their feces, Scatbook.com may be the best place to do it. They call themselves “The unique social network for fans of the most extreme content.” Personally, I’d point out the obvious similarity to OnlyFans as a content-sales platform, only with filthier material. You’ve probably guessed from the title that they’re talking about scat and pissing, but I was certainly curious what other kind of deviancy I could get up to inside.
A Social Network for the Dirtiest Deviates
I’ll be honest: I was skeptical about Scatbook when I first heard about it. I’ve reviewed enough fetish and extreme porn sites to know that scat is still a pretty fucking deep niche. I immediately wondered if the subgenre had a fanbase big enough to support an actual social network, especially when so many coprophiles would prefer to stay anonymous. Well, the traffic stats alone gave me hope, as they pull nearly a million visits a month.
Turns out, this really is a thriving community of extreme porn fans. They’ve got numbers listed out front, a live count that may very well be higher by the time you read this. As I’m typing this, they currently have 7.5 thousand creators. That’s way more than I expected. I bet it smells pretty flagrantly fragrant in there.
Registration for Scatbook is quick and simple, requiring only a username, email and password. You can even login with Twitter if you don’t mind sharing the credentials you use to post your most boring thoughts. They’ll also ask you if you’re a Fan or Creator. I’ll be reviewing the joint as a Fan, but it’s worth mentioning that Creators get 80% of their sales. That’s the same as OnlyFans, and good news on both ends: if you’re a fan, you get to support your favorite sexy poopers; if you’re a sexy pooper, you get a nice chunk of change.
I love how upfront these guys are about what you’re signing up. OnlyFans and many of its clones have a completely boring, SFW landing page that doesn’t tell you shit about fuck. Scatbook.com’s landing page, on the other hand, has a bunch of rotating phones with photos of beautiful women smeared with shit, dominatrixes gesturing toward the toilet and women sitting down to drop a deuce. You ain’t going to mistake this for a social network aimed at scat singers, that’s for sure. (Unless you mean women belting out the hits while defecating. Look out, GG Allin!)
It Ain’t All Just a Bunch of Shit
Once you get inside, you’ll find a nice setup that really feels a lot like your typical social network if it was overrun by fans of extreme sex. Since I was brand new and hadn’t followed or subscribed to anybody yet, my feed was populated by Recommend Content. Some of it is blurred out and only accessible if I pay the model’s entry fee, but the rest presents a nice cross-section of material available on the site.
Despite the name, Scatbook.com is more than just scat. There’s actually a nice variety of extreme sex. The first things I saw included a woman fucking herself, another feeding a dude her homemade chocolate, a girl posing in a skimpy dress and a leg cast, a POV vid of an ebony giant spitting on your face and pooping in a diaper, and a MILF milking her husband and feeding him the resulting man milk. There’s also piss, pooping in the toilet, as well as a threesome with roleplayed forced feminization and shit smeared all over the fucking place.
Everything I just listed was added within the last 24 hours. Scatbook creators are adding material at such a frantic rate that I wonder if the sewer systems will be able to handle it. Then again, the porcelain toilets are assisted in their task by all the human toilets, not to mention what must be millions worth of ruined bedsheets.
Altogether, the fetish models, scat-loving amateurs and freaky pornstars have added over 104,000 videos and 58,000 photos to the site. Now, unless you’re a very deep pocketed poo enthusiast, you’re not going to be able to buy up all that stinky smut, but it’s nice to have such a wide selection available from such a wide range of creators. I wasn’t expecting half as much, so color me impressed, which I assume is a shade of brown.
Another thing Scatbook has over OnlyFans are the freebies. One of my longstanding beefs with the big boys of amateur model subscriptions is the near total lack of free previews over there. Scatbook.com has a really fucking decent volume of sneak peeks, enough that I’m sure the cheapskates in the audience can rub some out without ever spending a dime.
Scat Movies, Shit Subscriptions and Live Poop Feeds
I checked out a one-minute freebie of some chick in bondage gear riding her husband like an ass-pegged horse while her friend films. She stands him up, smears some shit from her ass into his mouth, and then we see her squatting over his face and releasing a stream of piss. The clip ends with the guy starting to puke as she’s pushing a pile of soft serve dookie into his mouth.
I clicked through to see the model’s full profile. Scatbook.com lets creators sell subscriptions or individual videos, and most of the creators seem to do both. This chick, Natalia, has a ton of free videos, and charges thirty bones for access to the full stash. That’s about what you’d pay for a typical paysite, so prices can really start to add up if you fall in love with multiple shitty broads. Story of my fucking life…
Scatbook.com still had more surprises for me. Even before I’d signed up for an account, I assumed there would be subscriptions and VOD (Video on Demand). I was right on that front, but what I didn’t expect were the live streams. They obviously don’t have the same volume of camwhores you’d find on a site like Chaturbate, but the girls here are a lot dirtier, and there are more of them than I expected. There ain’t a lot of cam sites devoted to extreme porn, so this may be one of your best options if you want to see someone pinching a loaf live on webcam.
If watching live ain’t quite real enough for you, you can get one step closer to the action by buying physical items. During my visit to Scatbook, only a few of the models I checked out were selling used panties, but it’s still a young platform. If you can’t find the right soiled G-string here, check out one of the sites I’ve got listed in my Buy Used Panties section here at ThePornDude.
Scatbook.com is really clear about what they’re doing and who the site is aimed at. You’ll probably know whether you’re in this demographic or not just by looking at the front page of the place, but if you’ve read this far, I’m guessing you’re a good fit. This is arguably the best adult social network and content platform aimed at fans of extreme sex, particularly those whose fetishes involve aromatic bodily fluids flying all over the fucking place in an orgy of filth. It doesn’t cost anything to sign up and browse, so have at it, poopy.