I’ve been watching Piss Vids all morning, and it’s given me a really funny feeling that I can’t really put my finger on. Maybe it’s the boner in my pants or the wetness I’d released at some point, or maybe it’s the barista yelling at me to get the fuck out of Starbucks before she calls the police and has me arrested again. I don’t know, man—it just seems like a pee fan can’t catch a break in this day and age. From the back-seat treatment we get from major porn sites like Pornhub to the new rules they posted at my local grocery store, the world acts like peeing ain’t something we all do multiple times a day.
On the other hand, this might just be the golden age for piss porn. You just have to know where to look. Hundreds of thousands of urine-loving deviates have been leaning in every month to an aromatic stash of the stuff over at PissVids.com, a perverted paysite promising pissy porno by the pint. They’ve actually been around for a while now, but they’ve recently seen a pretty massive surge in traffic. Naturally, I had to see what’s gotten everybody so hot and bothered and warm and wet.
Let’s Watch Some Piss Vids
If you want to know the truth, I thought PissVids was a free site at first. It looks more like a free tube than a premium site. There are no big promo graphics or offers, just a wall of thumbnails beneath a simple header. Other misleading cues that this might be another free piss tube were the wide range of content and the relative low quality of some of the thumbnails. They’ve got material from multiple sources, which is a lot more common on anything-goes free libraries than premium joints, which tend to focus on one studio or producer.
I figured out it was a paysite when I clicked a thumbnail labeled HARD ANAL Threesome, DRINKING PUKE and PISS - SPIT CUM INTO WIDE EYES! It was certainly a catchy title, to be sure, the kind of thing that would draw visitors to the multiplex even without seeing a trailer, but it was the thumbnail image that caught my eye: a pretty blonde chick holding her eyes wide to show off the spunk in them. When the video player loaded, I saw that it was but a preview and not a full video.
Well, at least PissVids.com does offer free video trailers, a dying art in 2023. This one was a rapid-fire, thirty-second montage starting with a cutie in rainbow cat ears sucking a rainbow dick lollipop. Then she’s peed on, drinks pee from a big cup, gargles it, pukes into a cup while sucking dick and crying, pours a thick man sludge on her face, licks human sauce off the floor, spits some out, bobs knob while getting drenched, and that’s just the first ten seconds. There’s a lot more pissing and puking, plus lesbian strap-on action, gaping, and salad tossing.
Needless to say, these Piss Vids ain’t for everyone. There’s a nice variety of kinky sex going on here, from hard spanking, fisting, slapping, gangbangs and blowbangs, crazy amateur castings, puke and bondage. The key feature that unites each of the videos in this massive library is all the golden people juice flying all over the fucking place.
Oh, and before we go any further, it’s probably worth mentioning just how massive that library is. There’s a current count listed in the search bar of PissVids.com, so you can check it without signing up. Right now, the collection stands at just over 900 Piss Vids. Jesus fucking Christ, it’s going to take me all week to fap my way through that pile!
The full Tags list gives you a full breakdown of the content. They’ve got 238 scenes of piss drinking and nearly the same number of double anal. There are a hundred teens, 131 MILFs and a nice big handful of redheads. Tune in for Asians, gape farts, triple penetration and prolapse. If you’ve got a particular itch that needs scratching and pissing-on, you’ll probably find it here.
On a site this big, you usually expect to see a lot of big-name pornstars. That’s just the law of averages, dudes. This is PissVids, though, and the genre ain’t exactly the most common thing for models to do. I’ve been lucky enough to pee on some famous girls over at PornDudeCasting, but there aren’t a lot of recognizable pornstars on PissVids. They do have over 1100 models, though, so big porn consumers will probably spot a few they’ve spanked off to. Fetish porn consumers, in particular, might see some of their favorite fetish models doing their thing.
Pissing Out Puddles Almost Every Day
If you’re a kinky fucker, you sometimes get used to spending more money than the average joe on your pornography. Paysites often cost more, and those sites that sell individual clips tend to gouge the fucking hell out of you. Believe me, I’ve occasionally had to choose between eating and watching hours of girls getting peed on while I fill an old sock with layer after layer of creamy crust.
It ain’t so bad at PissVids.com, though, which charges the same thirty bucks as pretty much every other paysite out there. They don’t give much of a break on the longer memberships, but at least they ain’t charging a surcharge for the relatively rare niche. I’d rather save ten bucks on the 90-day membership than spend an extra for the privilege.
You get a lot of musky bang for your buck here. The collection is already massive and throbbing, with archives stretching back to 2014, and it’s still growing at a healthy pace. They don’t have a very precise release schedule, but they release a handful of scenes every almost every day. Sometimes, it’s a big-ass, pissy, pukey handful. If you like your urine by the barrel, this might be exactly the shop you’re looking for.
You might be wondering how long those 900+ Piss Vids actually are. Fetish clips often run really fucking short, and it ain’t uncommon for paysites with huge libraries to cheat the numbers by chopping up their movies into little snippets. PissVids.com does have some shorts, like today’s 16-minute video of a husband fucking some chick in front of his pregnant wife, but most of the movies are nice and long. There are plenty of scenes out on the front page that run an hour or longer.
Hey, uh, What’s that Smell?
I picked a good day to sign up for PissVids.com, because they just dropped a new one with the catchy title, DiDevi TP And Her First Double Pussy Penetration. That’s actually just half of the listed video name, because they’ve also crammed in a bunch of keywords and tags like DPP, DAP, TP, Piss and Huge Rose. The pink butthole flower in question stares you square in the eye from the preview thumbnail.
The titles are sloppy and hint at an automated system shuffling content from another source without much human moderation, but it’s hard to argue against the content. This one’s more than an hour long and includes some nice behind-the-scenes action, so I’m actually going to wrap up this review so I can really enjoy it with my full attention and both hands.
As I type up these final words, DiDevi’s getting herself situated out in the garden while a whole gang of dudes peers at her through a fence with wide enough slats that she definitely sees them all. I already know this ain’t going to be a gangbang scene for the everyman masturbator. If you’re the demographic for the site, though, you’re going to fucking love it. That rule really applies to the entire site.
While I couldn’t recommend PissVids.com to just any ol’ pornography enthusiast, it’s an easy recommendation for perverts who like piss. The material is still relatively rare in the world of hardcore pornography, but these guys have managed to collect a whole fucking piss-ton of it all in one place. The collection size alone is going to be one of the biggest draws, and they give visitors a peek of every scene on the site. If it sounds even vaguely interesting, check out those trailers.