When I heard The Pervs had put together a website, I just had to take a look. I didn’t know exactly who these deviates were, but the name sure paints them as my kind of people. I’ve never known any boring old squares to refer to themselves as pervs. Personally, I use it as a term of endearment around here, because I’ve certainly been accused of perversion from time to time. Visitors here at ThePornDude are some of my very favorite perverts, which is why I spend so much time, energy and lube fap-testing porn sites for you.
Case in point: ThePervs.com, a new free tube launched at the end of 2021. Free tubes are still one of the most popular styles of adult websites, and I see new ones all the time. What I don’t see nearly as often are new tubes that get this popular, this fast. Their traffic has been rising steadily all throughout 2022, and they’ve currently got a couple million perverts shaking their dicks at the site every month. High traffic ain’t always an indicator of something good—just look at Facebook for an example—but something tells me ThePervs is going to be right up my alley.
Hanging Out with The Pervs
ThePervs.com doesn’t look all different from your average tube: beneath a simple header with a graffitied site logo, a wall of thumbnails shows off some of the latest and greatest smut on the site. The Featured Channel listed at the top is POV, represented by a row of Fake Taxi scenes. That briefly gave me the impression the site was going to focus on reality porn in similar styles. I was wrong.
Beneath the Featured Channel, you’ll find the very newest additions to the site. There’s JAV (Japanese Adult Video), hentai, nude TikToks and amateur dorm room hookups. I see lesbians fucking around with a double-ended dildo in a shower, Korean blowjobs and a couple Asian femdom scenes.
One of the immediate things I really like about ThePervs is that it ain’t the same mix of content you find on the anything-goes tubes. They don’t have a set theme, but the vibe feels different. There’s more emphasis on Asian porn here, as well as amateur social porn leaks from sites like OnlyFans and Snapchat. They also include some of the same paysite sample scenes you find on other tubes, though only from a handful of rock-solid sites.
It honestly feels a lot like a personally curated collection of porno, like your best friend showing you the hidden folders on his laptop. The blurb at the bottom seems to imply it really is some lone pervert’s labor of love: “ThePervs is the largest collection of all the hottest porn from 30 different categories that I adore and know that you perverts would enjoy them just as much.”
I really appreciate adult sites with that personal level of involvement. Most tubes just automatically grab up anything and everything X-rated and post it in their own archives, because it’s usually just a cash grab. ThePervs.com may not be the ideal tube if your tastes don’t line up with The Perv in the title, but if they do, it’ll make it all the easier to jack off all day.
Fresh Hentai, JAV and OnlyFans Leaks
As I write these reviews, I’m always clicking around the website, seeing what leads where, and returning again and again to the front page. Every time I made it back to the front page of The Pervs, there was new content at the top of the pile. They’re adding a seemingly non-stop stream of fresh pornography. I just refreshed the page again and found a 20-minute Asian masturbation video starring a cutie with pigtails and a surgical mask. Earlier updates as I wrote this up included a POV stepdaughter video, a Chinese foot domination movie, and a half-hour hentai episode.
I’ll admit, that fresh hentai got me a little distracted from this writeup. There’s a pink-haired girl and a blue-haired girl and they both have huge jugs, which are among the body parts that get fucked. My only complaint is that, being an officially released hentai from Japan, all the dicks and cooters are censored with those flesh-colored Tetris bricks. Fortunately, I did find a few hundred unedited adult anime vids with the good stuff when I searched The Pervs for ‘uncensored’.
It was while I was using the search bar that I noticed the number listed. ThePervs.com currently has over 30,000 videos. They’re building the collection rapidly enough that the digits are going to be even higher than that by the time you read this, so check out the search bar for the current total. It may be even more than your weird uncle keeps under his mattress.
I refreshed The Pervs’ front page again. This time I got a ten-minute sex scene from a Korean movie. It’s not the most explicit thing in the world, but the girl’s hot. I guess I deserve another fap break before I keep writing.
Download Some Dykes, Doms and Sexy Fat Chicks
I want to talk about the Categories again, because it just ain’t the usual list you see everywhere else. Sure, some of the subgenres listed in the sidebar are pretty standard, like Asian, Blowjob and Creampie. On the other hand, most tubes don’t list categories like Ahegao, Ballbusting, and Cashforsextape on the front page. Most tubes ain’t ThePervs, obviously.
The full Categories index is a dozen-page picture menu of smutty and sometimes weird subgenres like ASMR, BDSM, Home Made Cuckold Videos and Patreon. They’ve made space for Public Sex, Rape, Snapchat, Voyeurism, and a few pages of JAV genres written in Japanese. Come for the Footjobs, stay for the Chinese Influencers. Big-name porn sites represented in the Categories include Reality Kings, Shoplyfter, Blacked and DorcelClub.
I took a detour to their BBW section, where I found five pages of Big, Beautiful Women getting fucked in OnlyFans leaks, CG sex animations and webcam sex scenes. I even found some sexy fatties wrestling, a furry orgy and one of Estella Bathory’s scenes from Pascal’s Sub Sluts. Estella’s my current favorite BBW pornstar, so cute and sexy and thicker than thicc. I’m crazy about this fat chick. Naturally, finding this vid led to another long break from typing. I’m actually on my fourth day writing this review, but I swear I’ll finish it soon.
As I was cleaning up the sperm from around my keyboard area, I noticed the pink button beneath the video. ThePervs lets you download your favorite videos, so I helped myself to this one. It wasn’t as easy as I’d hoped. To gain access to the file, I had to turn off my adblocker and deal with a small onslaught of spam before I was able to click on the real Mp4 link. It eventually worked, though, and some would argue the spam is a small price to pay. A lot of paysites won’t let you download even after you’ve paid for the content. ThePervs, by contrast, doesn’t even make you register an account.
It says a lot about a site when my biggest complaint is the advertisements. A site’s got to support itself somehow, though, and it’s not like anybody’s dropping quarters into the slot at ThePervs. Even mainstream, SFW sites of all types hit you with advertisements to fund everything and earn the creators some scratch, so none of us can act surprised. Welcome to the internet, folks.
As I loaded up the Cosplay and the thousands of videos within, I knew exactly what I was going to do with my weekend. It’s going to involve slutty hucow cosplayers, X-rated variations on Rem and Marie Antoinette, plus this chick I just spotted sucking cock while wearing a pair of goofy-ass cat ears. My waifu pillow might get a little jealous, so I’m going to lock her in the closet and put some headphones on her so she can’t hear all the moaning.
I’d recommend a peek at ThePervs.com if you find the usual selection on the usual tubes to be lacking, especially if you’re into Asian porn and amateur leaks. The site’s got a nice hand-curated vibe that really seems like some pervert’s personal porn collection. Needless to say, I like this pervert’s taste.