I pulled up TikPorn this morning as the Viagra I put in my Cap’n Crunch started kicking in. It was a serendipitous moment: the link popped up in my inbox just minutes after I got banned from TikTok again, and it seemed like the perfect place to finish rubbing out what I’d started. Sure, the sexy stuff on TikTok is great, but it takes a lot of digging to find. Plus, you’re always at risk of getting the boot just for posting some boobs. Maybe TikPorn would offer the stuff I was looking for without all the prudes, narcs, and stupid fucking viral challenge videos. I’m here to jerk off, not watch children get kicked out of the mall for clout.
A few years ago, TikPorn might have sounded like a nonsense title for a porn site, or maybe some entomological brand of smut starring women dressed like blood-sucking arachnids who sucked sperm instead. With the rise of TikTok, though, the name makes a lot more sense, and yeah, it’s probably exactly what you’re envisioning. TikPorn.tube is a free porn site designed to look and feel like an X-rated version of TikTok. The joint’s only a few months old but picking up steam fast. So naturally, I was eager to get inside, shake my dick around and see what there was to see.
Easier to Fap to Than the Original
Load up the front page of TikTok, and what do you see? Even if you’ve been using the app for a while and it’s gotten to know what you like, I bet it doesn’t serve up as much of the dirty stuff as you’d like. The whole thing seems like a perfect delivery system for homebrew porn clips. But it’s mostly just viral dances, sloppy skits, and those godawful reaction videos where somebody posts their own giggling face alongside somebody else’s content. So yeah, you’re really improving the twerk vids by taking up half the screen with your ugly mug, dipshits.
And sure, there are some good twerk videos, bikini reveals, overtly sexual yoga lessons, and other soft masturbatory content, but we’re adults here. Unfortunately, TikTok’s terms of service don’t allow for much of the really good stuff, like nudity and humping, so a lot of the best content gets deleted before you even get a chance to see it.
Enter TikPorn.tube, a site that aims to keep what’s right about TikTok and abandon all that’s wrong. So I pulled up the front page, and what do you think I saw? It wasn’t a rapid-fire cooking montage or another jackass imitating some joke we’ve already seen a thousand times before. No, what I found immediately made my cock hard and made me look around to see if anybody was sitting behind me at Starbucks.
The first thing I saw on TikPorn was a hot brown-haired MILF wearing just a sweatshirt that she’d hiked up above her luscious tatas. The clip is only a couple of seconds long, looping back and forth, her body dancing this way and that. I swiped the screen and saw an ebony babe with her leg up, gently stroking her pussy. In the next thirty seconds, I saw a thicc tatted-up redhead bouncing her jugs, an amateur in glasses playing with a vibrator, and a wet crotch shot of a dude banging a broad with a condom on. I also saw a PAWG showing off the Phat Ass part of the equation and a lithe blonde model posing naked in front of a high-rise window, with ocean and cityscape visible behind her.
One of the things that make TikTok so damn popular is their streamlined interface and short format of the videos, both of which make for instantly accessible entertainment. TikPorn.tube follows the same formula and nails it, serving up instant pornography right fucking now! All you have to do is load up the site and start flipping through videos; you don’t have to take a moment to choose something like you would on a traditional porn tube.
In 2022, essentially every website is mobile-friendly, excluding the ancient sites that have been around since before everyone had a computer in their pocket. Mobile-friendliness is standard, so it’s something I rarely mention. But I’ll bring it up here because TikPorn’s interface goes beyond what I think of as “mobile-friendly.” The site works fine on a desktop, using the arrow keys to swipe, but the mobile version feels so much like an app you almost forget you’re looking at the web. On the other hand, if you’re taking a fap break at work by pretending to take a long shit, TikPorn.tube is practically tailor-made for the job.
Look at All These Social Media Sluts
I’ve got a couple of more observations that make me a happy boy. For one thing, they’ve got a wide range of X-rated content, mostly amateur. This emerging genre of DIY porno does encourage a lot of solo material, so you get a lot of boob flashing and masturbation, stripteases, and twerking. However, every few swipes, you get a nice piece of homebrew hardcore: a handjob here, some cocksucking there, plus cock rides, tit wanks, and cumshot clips.
Secondly, all kinds of women are getting nasty on TikPorn. I’m talking blondes, brunettes, redheads, and raven-haired goth beauties. You’ll find white girls, black girls, Asians, and Latinas. There are sweet girls next door, teen nymphos, and horny MILFs. As with any good social porn site, I saw a good number of gorgeous cosplay chicks exhibiting T&A while dressed as princesses, cat-eared sluts, and anime schoolgirls. Who likes aheago faces?
I’ve reviewed a couple of similar sites that aim to be the TikTok of porn. And one of my frequent complaints is that the format doesn’t always lend well to easy browsing, meaning you end up doing a lot of swiping if you’ve got something specific in mind. Well, TokPorn.tube, on the other hand, does a thorough job tagging the vids with the relevant genres, sex acts, and types of women. That makes the search function very useful and allows for a few nice, browsable menus of categories, menus, and searches.
The Discover page offers quick access to some of their most popular content. It highlights the diversity of material on TikPorn and gives a hint as to the full size of the library. They’re already pretty well-stocked for a website this young, with tens of thousands of videos available so far. The OnlyFans section alone has a couple of thousand videos. They’ve also got 2K under Big Ass, 3K featuring Big Cocks, and a whopping 18K filed under Amateur.
I doubt TikPorn has the kind of advanced, expensive recommendation algorithms that make the real TikTok so endlessly addictive. But you can vote on your favorite material by tapping the heart on any of the loops. Better still, you can subscribe to your favorite members, some of whom are helpfully named after categories like PAWG, HugeTits, 18 Years Old, and OnlyFans.
I Need More Now, Please and Thank You
TikPorn is one of the few porn sites I review where I don’t have any real complaints. You get an ad every so often while swiping, and you’ve got to stare at it for a few seconds before moving on, but that’s acceptable. They’ve got to pay for their bandwidth somehow, and this method’s a lot less intrusive than other options.
The only other possible downside is that the videos are all very short loops. This obviously isn’t the joint for you if you prefer to masturbate to long-form pornos with plots and a whole three-ring circus of sex acts. But then again, the short videos are actually one of TikPorn’s biggest selling points because the entire gimmick here is fast, instantly accessible porno.
If you like the TikTok style of video delivery but wish it was dirtier, TikPorn.tube is definitely worth a look and probably worth a crank, too. They’ve got the format down, with a fuck-ton of videos, plus tagging that makes the whole collection easier to browse than some of the competition. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got 4,000 MILF movies to swipe through.