Your wife may promise VIP Pussy, but does the old bag really deliver? I’m just kidding, of course, because we all know nothing can come between you and the ol’ ball and chain. Besides, who’s got anything left to spend on OnlyFans subscriptions and paysite memberships after taking the waifu pillow out to a nice dinner at KFC? Sometimes all a man wants is the kind of VIP treatment you can only get at home in your mom’s basement after everyone finally goes to bed, without having to dip into the rainy day fap funds. In that case, pal, let me tell you about how I wasted the whole morning and half a box of tissues.
What comes to mind when you slap VIP in front of anything? Whether we’re talking about VIP tickets, VIP sections, or VIP vaginas, you always expect the best of the best and then a little something extra on top. VIP-Pussy.com is a free porn site, and while there are only so many ways you can enhance a freebie, I think they may have stumbled onto just the right gimmick for a Very Important Pervert like you or me. It’s right for a couple of million visitors a month, anyway. Instead of the usual free tube formula of streaming sample clips and low-fi amateur fuck films, VIP-Pussy is hooking their visitors up with free full-length download links. I just bought a new hard drive and a fresh pocket pussy, so let’s take a closer look.
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It doesn’t take a highly trained pornography scholar like myself to notice how much the online porn landscape has shifted over the last couple of years. For decades, reality porn dominated the internet, with all the major sites using the same man-with-camera framing for thousands of movies. Nowadays, a hot girl can become just as famous alone in her bedroom with a webcam as on an expensive set with a bunch of professionals aiming cameras at her hoo-ha. Homemade porn is better than it’s ever been, and there’s more of it than ever.
You’ll notice this change in scenery everywhere, from the big paysites to the free tubes. Some of the changes are cosmetic, like the clean white color scheme of VIP-Pussy. However, the upgraded aesthetics make it seem modern as hell, even while running on classic blog architecture. The picture menu of starlets framed in round portholes is a nice touch, further setting the joint apart from a million boring tubes that came before it.
Oh, and let’s talk about those featured starlets at the top of the page. While you’ll find plenty of traditional pornstars among them, most of them are precisely the babes I’m talking about who’s upturned the porn industry. Perhaps this is the titular VIP Pussy because where would the site be without them? These are some of the hottest internet celebs, social media sluts, DIY pornstars, and fetish models around. It’s a great mix of precisely the kind of women who make my dick hard as a rock, to tell you the truth.
They keep a running tally out on the VIP-Pussy.com front page, telling you exactly how many models, pornstars, and actresses are in the archives. As of this writing, the total stands at a whopping 13411. Given how quickly the site is growing, that number will probably be much, much higher by the time you read this.
And Just How Fast is That Archive Growing?
As I’ve been writing this review, I’ve been clicking around VIP Pussy to see what they have to offer, and every time I head back to the front page, there’s fresh content to shake my dick at. When I first pulled up the site, there were a bunch of new movies starring sexy BBW Angel DeLuca. A half-hour later, those have all been pushed to page three by the new stuff. That’s dozens of new full-length movies added in the time it takes for a Viagra to kick in. There’s fresh content every time I look.
The site hasn’t really been around all that long, but it doesn’t take too long at that speed to build up a hell of a collection. There’s a running total of videos on the front page, too, and it’s incredible. There are currently over 60,000 movies to download, so you may have to clear some space on your hard drive. You didn’t really need all those wedding photos, did you?
It’s a deep collection. I started typing niches, fetishes, and porn subgenres into the search bar just to see what was available. While I couldn’t find a Tags page with an extensive, browsable list, everything I searched for turned up hits. Categories like lesbian, threesome, amateur, and BDSM are a given anywhere, but I was able to find plenty of more obscure niche content like feet, pee, ballbusting, and lactation. It’s a goldmine for vanilla perverts and fetishists alike. I always appreciate a site that offers a little something for everyone, even the deep-niche kinksters.
But what about a site that offers not just something for everyone but everything for someone? That’s just a little bit of wordplay to introduce another one of VIP-Pussy.com’s gimmicks: they’ve also got a growing collection of full length movies. See? I wasn’t kidding about that hard drive thing because some of these will eat up some serious space. How many free gigs do you even have?
There’s some great stuff in there, too, if you’ve got room for it. I found a True Anal siterip posted at the end of 2021, and holy shit, it’s huge. The whole thing is even bigger than any of the gaping pornstar buttholes on the site. There are 32 files, each of which runs between one and five gigs a pop. This is one of the reasons a lot of people pay for the convenience of streaming, but hey, different strokes for different folks!
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I went back again to the front page of VIP-Pussy.com, where again I found a fresh crop of new additions. One of the latest, added moments ago, features internet babe Kawaii Girl dressed as Wednesday Addams and sucking a dick. So I clicked through to the video page, where I saw a grid of screencaps from the entire show, a handful of tags and video info, plus a download link.
VIP Pussy doesn’t host any of the movies on their own machines, and that’s arguably the biggest downside to using the site. Instead, when you find something you like, you’ll follow the link to a file locker service like UbiqFile. It’s a good way to run a site like this because bandwidth for all those downloads would be a nightmare for most webmasters to deal with, but it does come with some downsides. The biggest problem is that free users will have to contend with wait times, download limits, and throttled speeds.
The slow downloads are arguably the price you pay when you’re downloading your porn for free. Besides, the whole premise behind VIP-Pussy is not one of instant gratification. If you need that, check out one of the many free tubes out there. Also, I’ve got a whole section of Free OnlyFans Leak Sites that might be right up your alley if you want to watch something now. But, if you want the full, uncut, hi-def version and you’re willing to wait for it, well, that’s what VIP Pussy is for.
You can skip the line on the file lockers if you’re willing to shell out a few bucks a month for a premium account. It ends up being cheaper than subscribing to a paysite, let alone a dozen paysites and OnlyFans on top. But I know many of you highfalutin fancy lads have moral objections to paying anything to use a “free” site. On a similar note, the dude who runs VIP Pussy does take paid requests if you’re the money-spending type.
Personally, I already blew my monthly masturbatory budget on a very expensive webcam show last night. So while my wallet recovers and I scrape the semen off the walls, I’ll be downloading some free full-length porno movies in the background. Take it from me and a couple of million VIP-Pussy.com viewers: the wait times are but a small price to pay for this bounty of free smut.