Today, we’re checking out a rather new site with a ton of content centered around facials if you couldn’t figure that out from the name. Well, Facials4K is yet another top-notch studio production website loaded with proper triple-A content that’s sure to make your head spin and your balls empty. Personally, I’ve always been more partial to oral cumshots because that way, the bitches can swallow the cum. Everyone knows that cum belongs down women’s throats. It’s a universal truth. But some people prefer to see the cum across a chick’s face, and I don’t judge. As long as the cum ends up on or around a woman, I’m a happy camper.
Did you know that there’s actually an age-old sexual practice called Coitus Saxonicus that’s supposed to function as male birth control? Well, this is how it works: you punch yourself in the bladder right as you’re about to cum, and that opens your bladder sphincter so that cum goes up inside your bladder and not out your dick. That’s a bit of cum related trivia for you. The guys that star in the videos for Facials4K obviously don’t do this. They shoot their load straight out the dick and onto the girl’s face, but not before a bunch of underwhelming stuff happens on camera first. Let’s get into the details!
Making Facials Porn is Hard
Bukkake smut usually shows you at least 10 minutes of straight cumshots, whether they lead to swallowing or not. Facials porn is slightly different as all the clips on Facials4K will show you. The whole point to facials is that you get to witness the money shot. Except, you can’t have a video that’s all-money shots, back-to-back when by definition, that shot comes at the very end. Sure, you can have several dudes cumming on the same bitch at a time, and Facials4K absolutely does this in every video, but you still have to watch a 30-minute clip before you can get to the actual facial.
This leads to a bit of a complicated end result that I’m lukewarm about. Don’t get me wrong; the videos are hot. The girls are fantastic. The guys do a great job. The video quality is stunning. You’d think this would be the perfect site. Except, well, this is a facials site, where a good 95% of the content features no cum whatsoever. I’m cutting an average across all the videos. Basically, every video features at least two facials, but if you were to string together all the content on the site and play it back-to-back, only about 5% of that video would show cum on screen. They’re not making facials compilations. They’re making mainstream porn with facials at the very end. So, how’s the actual content then? Is it worth watching? Well…
Underwhelming Mainstream Smut
If you wanted to watch standard run-of-the-mill mainstream pornography, you’d probably go to Brazzers or something. Hell, you could get by just fine on PornHub. You wouldn’t be looking to a site called Facials4K for standard penis in vagina porn, is what I’m trying to say. That would be like going to a swingers’ porn site to find anal. You might find what you’re looking for, but why not just go to a website that specializes in that particular fetish? Why settle for less? The videos on Facials4K are definitely lesser than, especially compared to other mainstream porn productions. They’re all sort of generic and cookie cutter. Nothing much happens in the videos. There isn’t any special acting or setup, no gimmick, and nothing to distinguish them from literally any other triple-A smut production around the web. I’m talking about the first 30 minutes of the videos before the money shot.
A dude will put his cock inside a girl’s pussy, then he’ll fuck her for a while until another dude steps in to tag him out, then they’ll swap again, and finally, they’ll deposit their loads on the girl’s face. That’s about all you’re getting out of this website. The only thing that differentiates these videos from one another is the actual girl who’s starring in them. There’s always a different bitch. Other than that, every single video on this site is interchangeable with any other. I’m really not impressed.
The Girls are Hot
I have to give credit where credit is due; the girls who star in these videos are all amazing. Well, there might be a few subpar bitches here and there, but for the most part, you’re looking at amazing bitches with tight bodies and even tighter pussies. They’re the kind of bitches you’d walk a mile through broken glass for. They have perfectly taught bodies, and you can tell that most of them are around 20 years of age. There are no old bitches here. I applaud the casting agent behind Facials4K for having good taste in pussy; I’ll say that much.
I’d bang every single one of these babes given a chance, and I’m sure you would too. If you’re a stickler for pussy quality, then you’ll be pleasantly surprised on Facials4K. They’re all proper slut material. That being said, I think they’re woefully underutilized. There’s so much more you could do with a bitch in a 30-minute scene than just dicking her over and over again until it’s time to wrap things up.
The Fake Cum
All right, time to get controversial all up in this bitch. When I first watched the videos on Facials4K for this review, I thought that I was imagining things. The first cock to provide a load in every video was always shot from the same angle. It always came in from behind the camera and off to the side like a gun in a first-person shooter game. You know what I mean; it comes in from the corner and shoots forward like you’re playing a video game. I thought it was a funny coincidence until I took a closer look. Then, I thought I was being paranoid. I was convinced that I was seeing a fake cock shooting fake cum. It felt a bit off. The cum was coming out a bit too quickly. Then I told myself that maybe these guys have tightly wound prostates or something. Perhaps I’m just out of the loop.
Then, I scrolled down to the comments. Half the fucking comments on this entire fucking website are complaining about the fake dicks shooting the fake cum. I wasn’t crazy. They wanted me to think I was crazy, but I sniffed out their little scheme. I checked out a few more videos to find evidence, and sure enough, there was a video in which the dude straight up misses his mark, and instead of landing on the girl’s face, the cum torpedoed its way over to the other side of the room and almost hit the ceiling. No human penis can provide that kind of force. Penis pushups are a myth! Anyways, I figured out the scam.
Then the Real Cum
Here’s how the scam goes. First, they use a fake dick to provide a massive load of fake cum onto the girl’s face. You can even tell the difference between that cum and the real stuff because it’s in a different color. Anyways, they glaze the girl’s face in fake cum while she moans about how she wants the dude to drain his balls on her face or something. Then, a few seconds of vaginal penetration later, the dudes come in with the real cum out of their own dicks, and they provide very tiny loads that come on top of the glaze of fake cum.
Finally, they fuck the bitch a bit more and call it quits. The video just sort of ends. They don’t even bother to have the bitch swallow any of the cum when they’re done. It’s pathetic. I know this is strictly a facials site, but come on. You could afford to have her guzzle up a little bit of this baby batter. Don’t dick me around. Maybe the fake cum isn’t safe to swallow, but that just begs the question of why they bothered including it in the videos anyway. It’s just not interesting. It makes a mediocre porn video that much less enjoyable. I wish Facials4K would get their shit together.
Many people on the site seem to think that the videos would be much better if the fake cum came at the end, after the real cum, and while I’m not too jazzed about the idea, I agree that it would be an improvement. At the very least, you’ll get to see some real cum on a girl’s face, without any of the fake shit, for a few minutes before they fuck it all up with the dick hose.