One man’s Panty Deal is another man’s soiled drawer rip-off. Honestly, my dudes, the market for used panties is better than it’s ever been, so there’s no reason to settle for anything less than exactly what you want. You just need to know where to look, and you’re definitely on the right track. My whole mission here at ThePornDude is to help guide my fellow perverts to precisely the material that gets them off. Often that means pointing toward a collection of dirty movies, but I’ve got something a little more tangible today for the panty sniffers in the audience.
PantyDeal.com calls itself the World’s #1 Marketplace for Used Panties. This is the internet, of course, where every last goddamn thing is the biggest and the best, but the numbers don’t lie. They got about 450,000 visits last month, pulling the lead away from ScentedPansy. Of course, just because something is popular doesn’t mean it’s the best, as any connoisseur of fine smut or stained underwear knows. That’s why I figured I’d take a look for myself. Besides, it’s been a few days since I last got a package full of pussy aroma in the mail.
Let’s Make a Panty Deal
Let’s get into those numbers again. Some sites can offer plenty even if they don’t get much traffic. It’s different on websites where you interact with other humans, like webcam sex sites, discussion forums, and marketplaces. Those 450k visitors are important not just because they tell you the site’s popular but also because a portion of those visitors will be selling the products you’re looking for. That means selection and competition, both of which lead to quality.
As of this writing, there are nearly 1.2 million Panty Sellers offering PantyDeals. That’s more than the number of monthly visitors, so it’s pretty apparent they aren’t all active. Still, it has some strong implications about what we’re going to find inside. Further down the page, they claim over 20,000 new women join the site every month. It sure sounds to me like the eBay of worn panties, an idea that makes my dick stiffen and my wallet tense up a little.
You don’t have to be very old to remember when buying used panties on the internet was a complicated affair, rife with absolute bullshit. People would comb the adult listings on sites like Craigslist, crossing their fingers and hoping to fucking God they’d find some babe selling her dirty g-strings and granny panties. Even when you found one for sale, you’d still worry whether or not it would actually arrive or if it really came from a beautiful woman and not a fat man.
One of the first things I did when I visited PantyDeal.com was checking out their FAQ to see how they addressed the issue of phonies and fakes. The last thing I want is to smell some dude’s nutsack funk when I’m just trying to huff some pussy gas from a pair of women’s boxer shorts. It turns out they’ve got multiple verification systems to prove the sellers are who they say they are. They do phone numbers, photo and video verification, then go on to say their Premium seller profiles are all checked by hand. That made me even more eager to see what was for sale inside.
It’s worth noting that it’s free to sign up for an account on PantyDeal, but there’s also a paid Premium Account with some extra features they recommend for sellers. Since most of my readers will be on the buyer end, I signed up for a buyer account. Buyer accounts get automatic VIP status. Apparently, the Premium page told me another upgrade is not possible. Most of you will not have to pay any kind of fees to use the website. Save that money for the funky boyshorts!
Buy Some Panties, Watch Some Porn
There’s a lot of info about the whole setup out on the PantyDeal.com front page, but they don’t actually let you browse listings or anything without signing up for an account. I prefer shops that let you peruse the shelves without a membership card, so I understand if you think it’s a buzzkill. But, on the other hand, I think the intimate nature of the product calls for this minor inconvenience just a little bit more than if they were hawking homemade arts and crafts. This isn’t Etsy, folks.
Registration is basically instant. Enter your email, get an email, click on a link. The very moment you get inside, Panty Deal starts laying the good stuff in front of you. Across the top of the page are a dozen featured profiles of sexy, panty-slangin’ broads. Below is an unexpected selection of free DIY smut from women who have used panties for sale. One girl fucks herself with a dildo, another sucks a simulated cock, and another beauty treats us to a montage of twerking her ass, groping her naked tits, and playing with her favorite sex toy.
Keep scrolling, and you’ll find what is arguably the meat of the member’s area. Panty Deal is a marketplace, sure, but it’s arguably a social media network as well. As with any social site, you’ll get a custom feed of your friends and favorite users the moment you log in. Since I’m new, my feed is populated with some of the more popular chicks and featured offers.
Even without doing any digging or setting any of my own preferences, it’s plain to see that a beautiful range of women are dealing panties at Panty Deal. I see blondes, brunettes, redheads; white girls, black girls, Asians, and Latinas; skinny chicks, athletic babes, and chubby sluts; teens, MILFs, and everything in between. I even spot a pregnant lady, a dominatrix, and a couple of freaky-looking gamer girls. If you’re hoping to score a couple of free pubes with your purchase, ask one of the hairy girls mixed in with the bunch.
With so many panty sellers to choose from, it can be even more overwhelming than trying to pick something on Netflix or Pornhub. So to help make things easier, they’ve built an excellent search engine to help you find the perfect babe. You can dial in your age range and country, type in your favorite keywords, and see if she’s down to do webcam chats, videos, or other fun in addition to the usual G-string sales.
If I could change anything about the setup, I would just add a few more search filters in there. Also, PantyDeal would benefit from the kind of advanced search options you find on the better cam sites, like the ability to choose your favorite body type, hair color, or ethnicity. The keyword box is useful in this respect, but you might be missing out if the seller hasn’t spent a ton of time filling out her profile info.
And Have a Chat While You’re At It
Given the name, I think it’s fair to say that PantyDeal.com was envisioned and built to be a place where people deal in panties. That said, the actual mechanics of the site can be useful to sell all kinds of goods, physical or otherwise. PantyDeal doesn’t get involved in the transactions, so there’s no escrow or anything on their end. Instead, buyers and sellers work out the details between themselves, including shipping and payment methods.
Do you see where I’m going with this? It feels like a natural evolution of the site that you can also buy custom pictures and videos, sexting, or webcam chats. I wouldn’t be surprised if more offerings start appearing alongside the panties simply because it’s so easy to implement. If a babe is already making a killing selling her old thongs, why wouldn’t she want to make some more off-thirsty fans willing to pay for the privilege?
In the end, I think what makes PantyDeal such an effective marketplace for used panties is that they’re just a solid marketplace. Period. They’ve got a massive range of vendors selling what you’re looking for in a package that’s not only easy to use but also a lot of fun. I mainly spent today’s visit window shopping, but I’ve got an aching boner and a few handpicked new babes in my feed. So maybe it’s time to order a used pair of bikini bottoms.