If teens are Loved for their innocence and pristine bodies, and MILFs are loved for their experience and cocksmithing, then grannies are loved for their intense desire. Old bitches aren’t like old dudes. You see, an old man’s cock stops working one day. All the essence is removed and what’s left is a shell of its former self. The skin sags, the tip frowns, and the foreskin regrows. Even if it did still get hard, who the fuck would want to sit on a cock that looks like count Dooku?
An old bitch’s pussy keeps working up until the day it dies, and technically afterward. It is just a hole, after all. It’s not that it only keeps working, but it’s also still horny as fuck. Bitches want dick all the way to their death bed. The problem is that their husbands can’t do it for them anymore. So they need younger men with strong and stiff cocks to bring light to their crotches again.
There are many advantages to fucking with a well-aged puss. First and foremost, you can do anything to it without asking. That old bitch is so happy to have her cooter filled with hard dick again she doesn’t care what the cost is.
Himmler, Bread Bag Clips, and Federalist Presidents
Do you want to lop a tit off and use it as a cereal bowl? Get it. Do you want to dress up as Himmler and line her labia with bread bag clips? She might have an old Nazi uniform lying around. Do you want to give her a swirly while she recites every federalist presidential address? She was there for them. Do you want to stick googly eyes over her nipples while you put cigarettes out on her eyelids? She still has a couple of packs leftover from her deceased husband.
It’s super easy to fuck old bitches. You don’t even have to ask. You can simply pull up to your local nursing home with your hard cock hanging out of your britches. Before you know, a double-file line of dripping wet Gertrudes will form, and you’ll have a full-blown bukkake event on your hands. You don’t even have to say hello or buy them dinner first. They already had oatmeal, jello, and a dixie cup full of high-strength prescription medicians. The only supper they need now is the one railing Ethel right now. Good thing old bitches are patient.
They are also very easy to please. You don’t have to bring your grade-A top-notch dick game to the palliative care wing of a local community hospital. The fact that your shaft is making contact with her vaginal wall is enough to make her squirt across her bingo board. You don’t have to think one iota about pleasing that bitch. You do whatever your penis wants, and she will have to deal with the consequences.
Elizabeth hasn’t sucked a dick in fifteen years, and she hasn’t had teeth in twelve. She may be old, but her mind is a steel trap. She still remembers all the special moves that made her late husband fall in love with her, and now she will give them to you. Without teeth, her mouth feels like the sleeve inside my favorite fleshlight. Plus, her nerve endings are all but dead. Not to mention her gag reflex is as dull as a butter knife, so you can violently throat fuck her all you want.
That doesn’t help you, though, since your cock isn’t long enough to reach a molar, let alone her soft pallet. And don’t forget. There isn’t an old cunt on planet earth that doesn’t swallow. You’re cum tastes better than the gruel usually served out of the nursing home “kitchen.” If Elenor had a choice between your cum and another serving of cottage cheese, she would take your cum all day. Besides, the cum in your balls has been building up for so long it’s all chunky like cottage cheese anyways.
Blow that Social Security Check on this Dick
Their bodies may be saggy, but even that can be taken advantage of. All that extra skin means she can give you a job from anywhere. No longer are you limited to foot, hand, and blow jobs. Now you can get a back of the arm job. A torso job. A neck job. A love handle job. A back fat job. The world is your oyster, or should I say clam. Instead of “jobs,” I usually like to call them social security checks. “Bitch, pop your dentures out and give me a blow social security check.”
Speaking of tit jobs, it doesn’t get better than a tit job from aged cunts. A young lady has to press your cock between her two tits as best she can. Agnes can wrap one tit around your penis a couple of times to form a real flesh fleshlight. You’ll want to slice that tit off and use it as a pussy sleeve instead of a cereal bowl. You can do both if you have a decent dishwasher.
You have never heard dirty talk until you have heard old bitches talk dirty. If it’s a white bitch and you’re not, be prepared to listen to every racial slur in the book. Don’t let it throw you off, though. It just means that she wants to be hate fucked. Take your vengeance on ‘the man’ by destroying his most potent resource, the means to make more ‘the mans.’
You have two choices right now. Tell your family you’re going to visit Nanny when really you’re going to fuck Nannies bridge team or head to Imagefap. Image fap is full of all types of porn, but it takes a certain kind of person to host an excellent granny section. It requires a strong stomach and intense passion for the game. I respect both of those qualities in a person.
Imagefap focuses on photos, but they carry video as well. The site has an old-school design reminiscent of mid-two-thousands chat forums. The main menu rests up top and has the options Search bar, Sign in, Sign up, Home, Categories, Galleries, Videos, Random, Blogs, Members, Clubs, Forum, Upload, and Live sex.
Down the left side are several navigational menus starting with a list of the most popular categories. Following that is a master list of all the niche galleries they have. Of course, old bitches is one of these niche galleries along with shit like Anal, Anime, BBW, Double penetration, Gang bang, Group sex, and old men, among many others. The last menu is a list of other free sister sites.
Down the center of Imagefap is all the granny porn your twisted little heart can desire. You’ll notice a “search this niche” bar toward the top. I don’t know why more websites don’t have shit like this. Searching in subcategories must be some magical shit because despite how convenient it is, only a few places do it. I don’t just want to see any granny. I want to see fat grannies, black grannies, or lesbian grannies. I’m a man of great detail. At least when it comes to my porn consumption.
As I said, there are many gallery options in the old cunt section. Some are compilations, while others focus on one horny bitch. You will also notice a wide age range of grannies here. There are bitches that are yet to turn fifty up to bitches that turned ninety years old. Either that or they were a pack-a-day smoker who tanned every day.’
If you ever thought you were all alone with your intense granny fetish, feel that way no more. You are in great company. Galleries such as “What Young Men Dream About All Day (Sexy Grannies in Lingerie) should prove that to you. Men worldwide want to go balls deep in some pussy that smells like mothballs.
Imagefap has no qualms about the sexuality of bitches with offspring. They want everyone to feel represented. This is what freedom is all about. Fuck freedom of religion. We want the freedom to stroke our cocks to the oldest and horniest cunts we can find.
To that end, Imagefap has loaded up on the sexiest elderly pussy to ever age out of MILFdom. The next time you see an old person in public, your body won’t know whether to get ready for fucking or be prepared for a Werther’s caramel.
There’s definitely room to make improvements on Imagefap. I don’t know when the last time they updated their site, but it looks like they haven’t in fifteen years. Just because the bitches are old doesn’t mean the website has to be. Incubus was topping the charts last time this place got an upgrade. I’m surprised there isn’t a Y2K secured banner somewhere.