RARBG Anal

Women are like bowling balls. They have three holes, and each is equally important. Yes, some men only use two, so they can throw those super curveballs, but do you know what we call those guys? Fags. They are the type of dudes to base their personalities on the fact they wear shorts all winter. A real man makes use of all three holes. To waste any god’s creation is the greatest sin against the sex gods, and therefore, the porn gods. They have a very tight relationship.

Each hole has its distinct advantages. For instance, no man can deny the mouth. It is universally loved. I wish I could see the look on the dude’s face receiving his first blowjob. His eyes must light up like a Christmas tree. I would completely understand if he refused to get anything but blowjobs from then on. It would be so novel and mind-expansive.

The best thing about the mouth is that you don’t have to do anything. On the other hand, tearing up a pussy or asshole is hard work. All that focus and thrusting can be extremely draining. Not a single one of my readers has good cardio.

You guys haven’t jogged your entire lives. The fastest you ever move is during the trip from your couch to your front door when delivery Chinese food arrives. You can smash the shit out of that A or X button to make Trevor haul ass while playing sixteen straight hours of Grand Theft Auto Five before masturbating and passing out in a pile of Cheeto dust and Monster energy drink cans. Damn. I can almost taste the scene I just expertly crafted.

That’s precisely why my readership loves blow jobs. Too bad no woman is willing to provide. It turns out cock covered in flaming hot Cheeto dust doesn’t make it to anyone’s list of turn-ons. Nor is it a proper lubricant, and that brings us to pussy. Pussy is the old faithful of fuckable orifices. It’s always there when you need a good cum. Ha! Sorry guys. I forgot who I was talking to. Pussy is never available for you, but for guys like me. It’s always waiting in the wings. All I have to do is wave a hand and drop my pants.

Pussy strikes deep into the heart of the evolutionary process. We were built to love pussy. It was an essential part of our design. The species must be continued, and that requires creampied teens. When your penis senses pussy on the horizon, it immediately perks to attention. A little voice in its head says, “Make babies! Make babies!” That’s why pulling out is so difficult, and I never do it. I’m blasting this load across your cervix like I’m Tom Sawyer whitewashing a fence.

Hole of the Hour

That brings us to the women’s hole of the hour. Put your hands together for the myth, the legend, the anus. The asshole holds a special place amongst the roster of holes large enough for a dick to fit into. Let me rephrase that: The roster of holes an average-sized penis can fit into. I understand your manhood easily fits into a bitch’s ear, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. Just because your minuscule cock can fit into the pores on a bitch’s arm doesn’t mean you should fuck them. It does mean that bitch won’t even notice you’re inside her, though. At least you don’t have to worry about that problem since no women are ever trying to fuck you.

As I was saying, the asshole is a special place. It was never meant for a penis, nor does it have the tools to instantly accept cock as a mouth does. Rather, it’s on an island by itself in a sea of dark pleasures. It both invites the penis and disgusts it simultaneously.

Any tight, moist, warm hole entices the penis no matter where it is. If there was no pussy on this planet and the only other pussy anywhere was connected to an angry rhino, eventually, a dude would try to fuck it. It might not be right away. In fact, it may not be for years. But finally, someone is going to get themselves killed trying to sneak up on a sleeping rhino with his cock out and rock hard. Cum clogged in the balls slowly feeds on the IQ of its connected brain until the man is retarded enough to fuck anything.

The asshole is no different, so the poop and farts do not scare us away. On the contrary, they might do the opposite. It’s the farts and shits that make women tentative to let a man inside theirs. Well, that, and the possible horrific pain. The poop helps the anus remain taboo, and it’s the anuses taboo that it is its most potent attracter.

No Means Convince Me

Men love when women are willing to do something that makes them uncomfortable for the sake of their pleasure. Jesus had to be crucified to rescue sin or whatever. In much the same way, a woman must sacrifice herself on the wooden cross of a man’s penis for him to achieve salvation. My penis needs saving, and only a contracting colon can provide it to me.

If you’re a man who knows how to enjoy a good anus, then you will love Rarbgmirror. Rarbgmirror has a wide selection of porn, but their anal content is particularly well-curated. Someone on their staff is absolutely obsessed with the brown eye, and it shows. Plus, the whole site is loaded with great content also.

The content on Rarbgmirror is available for download only. The site has a classic torrent look. There are two main menus. One runs along the top and has the options: Guest login, Torrents, Box office, Catalog, Top ten, and news. The other runs down the left side and contains the options View all, Movies, XXX, TV shows, Games, Music, Software, Non-XXX, Trailers, Catalog, Box office, and New index.

The center of the site starts with a list of recommended torrents. That’s all a bunch of non-porn bullshit, though. No one gives a fuck about the new blockbuster piss bucket of a movie. We want to see assholes being turned into aircraft hangers god damnit. Below that is a search bar accompanied by a checklist of tags. When you make a search query, check the boxes you want to be searched. As it should be, the number one checklist item is triple X eighteen plus.

From there is a fat list of anal porn ready to be added to your personal library. No matter what specific brand of anal you love, you can find it here. There’s plenty of teen anal. Everyone loves to see a young virgin anus be used and abused by a fat monster hog of a cock. Watching the look on their face as they are split apart like a wishbone is a joy rarely replicated. It is meant to be enjoyed like a fine wine.

Don’t forget about the MILF asses also, though. MILF asshole have seen their fair share of dicks, but that makes them no less capable of delivering a grade-A colon experience. Moreover, they know how to manipulate the penis with their asshole and taint muscles. So you won’t be able to stop yourself from busting a nut deep inside their digestive tract.

Speaking of digestive tracts, big beautiful women get plenty of representation here. The great thing about fucking a fat bitch in her ass is that you get an extra few inches of ass pussy. That’s because you have to pass through so much ass cheek meat before you actually arrive at the hole itself. The human body is a magical machine.

Rarbgmirror has a grasp on anal sex that few porn site can imitate. They know what fans of the anus want, and they deliver it to you, available for download. Downloading content from the site is simple, easy, and, best of all, fast. You will have a library full of raunchy anal sex porn before you can bust your first nut. You can thank me later.

If I were going to improve the site, it would be with a warning for users who don’t understand how these websites work. They might be frustrated by the first couple rounds of pop-ups and not get that after breaking through downloads become available. It would also be nice to get a couple of video previews for the content. The pictures work alright, but video is always better.

You better get to Rarbgmirror before you try to fuck yourself in the asshole. Trust me. It’s not a road you want to go down. I’ve seen it in porn before.