There are many aspects to being a man that make it awesome, and having a penis is on the top of that list. Other notables are intelligence, athletics, and leadership skills. All important shit but not nearly as important as the penis. It is by far the superior sex organ.
Many women point to its floppiness and suggest that the pussy is the better genital to carry around. While I’ll admit that pussy is the best genital for sticking things into, it’s way more fun to have a cock. Don’t be upset bitches. Part of the reason that makes the penis great is that it can be stuck in a pussy.
That’s not the only thing that puts it above and beyond, though. It’s also fun to hold, flash at the beach, and smack people in the forehead with. Even other people’s penises are fun because you can kick them. Cunt punting a bitch right in her cervix is funny, but it can’t beat a well-delivered nut shot.
The Coup De Cum
I think the penis’s coup de gras is semen, though. Hear me out for a second. When a bitch cums she feels it deep in her body, but her body produces no evidence. Yes, some bitches squirt, but those are the outliers. For most ladies, their body has no output when cumming, no matter how good it is.
On the other hand, men get to take a victory lap while sperm shoots out the tip of their dicks. It’s like spiking the football after a touchdown or flexing after dunking in someone’s face. It completes the meal.
It only stands to reason that if firing a sticky wad of baby juice out of my cock and onto a bitches face feels good, then pissing on her face must feel just as great or better. For one, I have a lot more piss in my bladder than cum in my balls, so the longer duration should make up for the lack of thunderous orgasm. This was all theory in my head for many moons until I had my first opportunity to relieve myself in a cunts weave. I like to think of it like this: Cum is to the hard dick what piss is to the soft dick.
You might be thinking to yourself, why? I don’t fucking know. Who do I look like, Darwin? All I know is that I love to piss on a bitch’s face while listening to her struggle to breathe. I’ll piss waterboard a bitch without even thinking about it. It’s hard to explain the feeling to someone who has never experienced it.
Something about demeaning women makes every man’s cock rock hard, and few things are more degrading than getting pissed on. So if you want to test your girlfriend’s love, ask her if you can pee on her. If she says yes, you better put a ring on that finger. But if she asks if she can pee on you back, shit on her mom’s chest in front of her coworkers. Don’t take garbage like that from a piss receptacle.
Of course, some men like having the favor returned. Tens of thousands of men return from a day of running the world and need something different in the bedroom. When you spend all your time as the big boss, you don’t want to carry that weight into the bedroom. So to strip themselves of their day job, they get pissed on at night. I understand. I, too, am a powerful man. I have the fates of millions of men’s penises in my hands every day. I should find a better way to word that sentence, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Regardless, I think that pissing on a bitch is the superior use of urine. Plus, all a bitch can ever hope to do is piss on the outside of your body. But, on the other hand, you can insert your manhood into her cunt or asshole and piss deep inside her. That’s an intimate urine experience you can’t just get anywhere.
There’s no lack of piss porn on the internet, but there’s a lack of quality piss porn. Studios are afraid to get piss on their expensive Panasonic camera equipment, so they shoot piss porn with a Kodak P.O.S. Porntrex doesn’t fuck with subpar smut, though, so they track down only the best in pee-pee.
Porntrex features a wide array of content, but few sites have such an excellent piss library. Most websites aren’t willing to put the legwork in, but if Porntrex carries a particular content brand, they will only carry the best. That passion for the content transfers over to web design also.
The main menu is set against the top of the site. It includes the options Home, Search bar, Log in, Sign up, Videos, Categories, Models, Albums, Community, Channels, A link to yours truly, Live sex, My strip club, Upload your videos, and finally, a day or night switch.
Down the left side are a series of filters that access the whole site. First off, select what gender you are looking for. This includes chicks with dicks. Next, choose whether you want to see the Latest, Top Rated, Most viewed, Playlists, or tags. Alternatively, you can use the category list displayed at the bottom.
Those menus all access the whole of Porntrex, but they also include a menu to help filter your piss search results. First, select from Most relevant, Latest, Best, Most viewed, top-rated, Longest, Most commented on, and Most favorited. After that, all you have to do is choose a length. You know me. I’m a marathon masturbator, so I need the longest videos you have on hand.
Porntrex has so many fucking piss porn videos I don’t even know what to do with myself. Piss is running down the god damn walls. If you’re unfamiliar with piss porn, you might assume only the ugliest actresses take piss gigs, but you are very wrong. Many of the biggest names in porn love pissing on some little bitch as much as the next person. There are even major porn series based on it.
You are the Toilet
My favorite piss porn series has got to be the “Piss Domination - Human toilet series.” These works of porn genius place the viewer in the toilet itself as if he is a prince cursed to live his life as a urinal cake in a women’s room.
It would appear they use the kind of toilet you see at hospitals or maybe your Grandpa’s bathroom. It’s a toilet seat on wheels that can be used anywhere pending you put a bucket under that bitch. But, in this case, the bucket has been skipped and traded for your face.
Each video starts with a slut opening up the toilet and being surprised to find you there. In the case of “Violet Monroe Cuckhold Piss Domination,” you had been living in the toilet for a week despite her telling you to go. She doesn’t care, though, because she has a new boyfriend, and he has the giant dick you never did, so she goes on belittling your tiny manhood and explaining how this new dude fucks the shit out of her. This is all probably hitting a bit close to home for you. If you had a dime for every time a woman described how tiny your penis is, you could afford the surgery to make it longer.
After she gets done informing you of how terrible you are while torturing you with her naked body you can never touch again, she brings that new boyfriend of hers into the bathroom. If you didn’t feel disrespected yet, watching her suck this dude’s dick should do the trick. If somehow you still have pride intact after that, her spitting his cum on your face should take care of it. Don’t worry, though. She cleans the cum off your face with her piss.
You sick little fuck you. I know you talk a big game like you’ll piss in a bitch’s face but what you really want is to be a little turd floating in a toilet waiting to be pissed on by a woman that wouldn’t fuck you in a thousand years. Porntrex has everything you need to bring that fantasy as close to life as possible.
Though I may shower Porntrex with golden compliments (see what I did there?), it doesn’t mean there isn’t room to make the place even better. What sticks out to me is the small size of the thumbnails. I like a nice large thumbnail where I can clearly see a bitches piss stream. Piss is primarily clear, so I need a picture larger than a stamp to see it flow.
I’m not sure what I need to do more right now, jerk or piss. Either way, I plan on doing both.