Are you pervert enough for Pervert Tube? Unfortunately, that isn’t a trick question: while most of you might eagerly line up for some fresh free fap fodder, thinking you’re hardcore to the core when it comes to porn, there are some sites meant for only for the true deviates. I admit that I slap the word “pervert” around like it applies to every Tom, Dick, and Harry shaking their hairy dicks at naked girls on the internet, but the folks at PervertTube take it to another level.
This isn’t your usual collection of lesbian nymphos and teen cocksuckers, and this is going to be my final warning to those of you looking for that vanilla shit. This is more for the folks looking for actual shit. PervertTube.com is an extreme porn tube that indulges in some of the freakiest, kinkiest fetishes in the world. The joint gets about a million visits a month, so I figured I’d be in good company.
Are You a Real Pervert?
I bet a lot of the self-proclaimed pervs reading this dipped right the fuck out as soon as I mentioned poop in the second paragraph. The rest of you hanging on are either in it for the morbid curiosity or because you’ve got one of those itches that are hard to scratch. I’m certainly not going to judge you for it. In fact, I’m here to help you figure out if PervertTube is for you before you even go shaking your dick at the screen while you’re taking a dump on your lunch break. Your first question is probably about the content: “What do they have besides those turds you talked about, PornDude?”
There does seem to be an emphasis on scat, at least judging from the stuff out on the front page. The site gets a relatively steady stream of new videos throughout the day and night. They’ve got a couple of dozen new extreme fuck flicks in the last 24 hours, and it looks like slightly more than half of them have shit play as their primary theme.
It isn’t all pooping on PervertTube.com, though. In fact, they’ve got a pretty wide range of kinks and fetishes represented. But, as you’ve probably guessed, it isn’t the lightly BDSM-themed scenes you sometimes get from the big porn studios. So let me put it like this: if it’d be on the front page of PornHub, it’s probably way too fucking soft for Pervert Tube.
Case in point, one of the Videos Being Watched out on the front page features a Euro slut with a big smile and guy’s fist deep inside her, all the way up to his goddamn forearm. Another stars a beautiful teen blonde who degrades herself by fingering an older man’s asshole and eating it. There’s also a huge fat-ass ebony chick going to town at a glory hole and a woman getting fucked by a drilldo, a device that’s exactly what it sounds like. The most vanilla things on the page are a couple of double-penetration and gangbang films.
So Many Shitty Ass Categories (In a Good Way)
The Categories page on PervertTube.com is a picture menu of extreme depravity, much of which focuses on bodily functions typically neglected in mainstream pornography; Scat and related fetishes are among the most popular, as are Pissing, Farting, Puke, and Vomit. The poo is so prevalent it even smears its way onto the Japanese chick in the Asian category thumbnail, makes a fucking mess of the image representing Big Ass, and pushes its way out onto the tootsies for the Foot Fetish section.
There are some relatively tame-looking categories on Pervert Tube like Lesbian, Anal, and Amateur, but they’ve typically got smaller numbers than the freaky flicks. Meanwhile, there are thousands of Scat movies, a few hundred filed under Insertion, three hundred with grannies, and nearly 500 in the Public category. The Piercing category is one of the rarer kinks I found on PervertTube, and it’s well-stocked with 80 videos of piercing, stretching, pumping, and other freaky tomfoolery. When the usual holes aren’t enough for your porno, just add more.
Altogether, PervertTube.com has a collection spanning thousands of free extreme fetish videos. Scat may account for at least 2400 of those movies, but there’s enough high horny weirdness to keep most true perverts occupied. You can even work your way from the softer stuff like Lesbians to the mid-level fetishism like Gaping and Transsexuals to the balls-out freakiness like eating shit and then puking it out and then eating the fresh fecal vomit in a horrific cycle of gorging and purging.
Fetish tubes are often small, or their shelves cluttered with off-genre vanilla videos. PervertTube.com sprawls off in every direction, its tentacles reaching bowels of depravity so deep you never dreamed they’d existed. You might start in the Brunette section, expecting something light. The next thing you know, you’re jerking off to a gorgeous dark-haired babe playing with her phone and smoking a cigarette while pissing on a man for five minutes. Meandering through the Related Videos, you end up ejaculating into an old gym sock while a gorgeous young woman plays a video game and shits on a dude. Like, he actually defecates on him.
Me, Schoolgirls, and a Deep Sense of Shame
How does a porn reviewer fairly judge a scat site if he didn’t wake up with an urge to sniff a girl’s poopy diarrhea bunghole? I wasn’t sure if the typical fap test would be an option as I browsed the latest selection. All the fresh doo-doo had made me suspicious—did the gang bang bukkake movie on the front page secretly have a chocolate-based twist? I noticed a double-penetration film from Blacked, a trustworthy source, though I wondered if that even fairly represented the Pervert Tube library. In contrast to most of the stuff here, double fucked by two blacked studs sounds kind of like the Disney Channel.
I figured when in Rome, grab the fucking Clorox. So I clicked on a thumbnail of a couple of cute schoolgirls in a classroom. I might suspect it was a typical schoolgirl lesbian setup if I hadn’t read. Then again, the thumbnail has a moving preview if you hover your mouse over it, and I’d already seen a glimpse of the messy brown spectacle.
As far as scat flicks go, this one does have much higher production values than I’ve seen elsewhere. The girls have actual costumes, and they’ve gotten a couple of those one-piece uncomfortable school desks everybody remembers. The camerawork is decent as the conversation gets heated, a pack of cigarettes goes flying, and the girls get up and in each other’s faces in the center of the room. This isn’t your typical webcam aimed at a pooping butthole; it’s an actual movie.
It’s long, too, clocking in at almost an even twenty-nine minutes. Fetish movies often run short, like under ten minutes long. PervertTube has a fair share of short videos, but most of the movies are nice and long. Most of the stuff on the front page runs around a half-hour or longer. That means you don’t have to click around as much while you’re watching girls drop deuces on each other.
Speaking of: I don’t want to drop too many spoilers, but the blonde girl quickly gets the upper hand. She rubs her pussy in the other schoolgirl’s face, slaps her, and stands up and holds her panties aside with a crazy-ass smile on her face. The brunette gets shit smeared on her face and white shirt as she fights against the assault, and that’s not even a third of the way into the video. It’s going to get a lot fucking worse, at least by usual human standards of decency.
After spending years reviewing porno full time, I sometimes feel a little jaded, like I’ve seen everything. Pervert Tube managed to surprise me several times during my visit. That particular video surprised me by how brutal it was and how fucking well it was made. Like the rest of Pervert Tube, it’s certainly not going to be everybody’s cup of tea, but it’s going to be fucking incredible if you like your tea brown and clumpy.