Even if they don’t want to admit it, men love a big beautiful woman. There’s just something about them. And that something has recently been subject to scientific research. Fuck the cure for cancer or the development of Star Trek-like warp drive. Instead, we want to know why men love big bitches. These are the fundamental questions, god damnit.
Well, science has come up with a few reasons why gentlemen like more cushion for the pushin’, and I’m also going to include a couple of my own at the end. As dumb as it sounds, the first answer science came up with is that the male brain reacts with more pleasure chemicals at the sight of curves than it does a boxy skinny bitch. In fact, the reaction they recorded was similar to that of a guy imbibing drugs or alcohol. Bitches are drugging us with that ass.
The second reason is that when stressed, men prefer thicker ladies. The idea here is that an extra slim figure can signify illness or malnutrition. If a man is already under environmental stress, he doesn’t want to add to it by fucking the sick and starved. Somebody get this cunt a sandwich and penicillin. Then I might think about dipping my manhood in.
When pondering this question, most people think that a bit of thickness is a sign of reproductive quality. The extra fat stored in areas around the thigh and buttocks is a sign of high levels of omega-three, which assists a woman during gestation. It is also related to birthing more intelligent babies. Plus, the bitch obviously has plenty of nutrients to go around.
Extra fat and wide hips also point to the presence of estrogen, which makes a woman’s fertile period last longer. Besides, the excess fat gives a woman the energy to fuck her ass off. That’s not to mention the wide hips that leave plenty of room for a baby’s fat head to come out.
You Can’t Titty Fuck a Washboard
It’s no secret that big beautiful women tend to have enormous tits. Furthermore, it’s no secret that men love giant, pillowy titties. We are but simple creatures. The theory as to why men love tits goes way back to our ape ancestors. When the man started walking upright, it brought the tits into full view. Soon males began to use the breasts to determine when a bitch was in heat. The bigger the boobs, the better the fertility.
Now I’m going to throw in some of my own thoughts. First, I’m absolutely disgusted that science hasn’t mentioned the ass. White dudes must have done this study. This is what we get for letting scientists that never get pussy attempt to study it. Men love a fat ass, and big women tend to have them.
Second, men love to eat. Whether big or small, a man can’t turn down a good meal. Good meals are best shared, and it’s not as fun to eat a steak when you’re watching your anorexic girlfriend eat a single leaf of kale. Besides, hungry bitches tend to be cunts, and that’s evolutionary also. We need food, and some of these skinny bitches act like it doesn’t exist.
Third, big beautiful women don’t judge. Skinny bitches who spend their day lifting weights and doing cardio, on the other hand, tend to be cunts about you watching TV and playing video games all day. Who the fuck needs that bullshit in their life? Meanwhile, a big bitch is just glad to see you happy. They want to see you smile. It’s not even like they don’t want to sit around watching TV also—time to order a pizza.
The last piece I will bring up is how great the combo of food and sex can be. If you have never licked whip cream off a bitch’s clit, then you haven’t lived yet. When pleasure on your tongue and your cock combine, they form an orgasmic force no man can withstand for long. Skinny bitches don’t want to cover your cock in sticky maple syrup and attempt to lick it clean. Skinny bitches won’t make out while sharing a jolly rancher. Skinny bitches won’t eat a frozen hotdog from out of your asshole.
Now that I have your cock watering, it’s time to visit Imlive. Imlive is an expansive live streaming porn website with a special penchant for big bitches. They have a wide range of categories available, but BBWs seem to flock to the place, and I’m not sure why but I don’t care as long as they keep coming.
The site looks great and has plenty of menus and filters to help you find what you are looking for. Up top is the main one with the options Live cams, Videos, Top host arena, Multi-viewer, Press, Proud moments, Log in, and Sign up for free. That’s all self-explanatory except perhaps for the proud moments. Well, it’s there that Imlive celebrates its greatest accomplishments, including turning eighteen last year. It’s finally legal to put your dick in her.
Given their experience, you can be sure these guys know what the fuck they are doing. It isn’t their first, second, or even third rodeo. They don’t even ride the bull anymore. When a bull sees them coming, it runs away.
The primary filter you can use to locate the right cunt for you is down the left side. It includes filters for Women, Men, Trans, All hosts, New hosts, Top hosts, Interactive toy, Prepaid sessions, Age, Ethnicity, and Price. But that’s just the main filter. There are four more categories of filter: Hair, Special, Show type, and Appearance. The special category includes shit like Multi-viewer, Group cams, Toys, Discount club, Hall of fame, and Pornstars.
I was disappointed to see that the filters act on the whole site. That is to say that you can’t narrow down your filter past BBW. I want to be able to hunt down shit like BBW teens, Ebony BBW, Interactive toy BBW, and the like. It’s not often sites do this, and I’m not sure why. It makes zeroing in on the perfect slut so simple.
The fat bitches on Imlive are passionate about making your cock hard and are willing to perform every perverted act under the sun to make it happen. Many ladies pull out toys in these efforts, and some of those toys even have remote controls you can take control of via your computer. Wouldn’t it be fun to make a bitch cum from a thousand miles away? Pretty mind-blowing, considering you can’t make a woman sitting right in front of you cum. Perhaps you need to buy one of those toys for your house. You might actually get to hear a woman cry out in pleasure for once.
Behind Closed Doors
What these women are willing to do increases exponentially once you pay for a private room. I like to make a game out of getting bitches to do the craziest things. I get bitches to sit on anthills and eat dryer lint. They always say no at first until I start tipping the big bucks. It’s hard to turn down half of a month’s rent when all you have to do is jam an immersion wand in your asshole. Don’t worry, you guys. I didn’t make her turn it on. If anyone is going to stir a bitches guts up, it will be my cock.
I love Imlive because all the ladies in the BBW section are actually big beautiful women. You would be surprised how many sites have BBW pages inundated with regular bitches. Just because you stopped doing yoga and put on half a pound doesn’t mean you got fat, skinny bitches. We are not here for you. Runoff to stick figure land or where ever the fuck you came from.
Imlive did a great job attracting the sexiest big beautiful women to their site and giving them the room to do whatever they like. All these cunts care about is making the cum fly out of your stiff dick. They consider it their life mission. You will have no problem navigating the site and hunting down exactly what your cock demands.
You can probably already guess what I would like to see changed on the site. I want a filter that acts only on the selected category. I don’t want to shuffle through the entire list to locate a fat Latin chick - I don’t have all day over here. I have to move on to my next masturbation session, god damnit.
Scoop up that hard cock of yours and haul it over to Imlive. You can thank me later.