I’m not saying I don’t go, but strip clubs have never been my favorite thing. Let me rephrase that. Strip clubs are one of my favorite things because they involve seeing naked women. But, as far as things that involve seeing naked women go, strip clubs are not my preferred method of consumption. That’s not to say they don’t have anything going for them.
Strip clubs are full of real live naked women. Seeing women naked live certainly trumps seeing women naked on a screen. Even if you can’t touch, a naked woman being within your arm’s reach is a fantastic feeling. Plus, if you happen to be in some backwood run-down strip club being run out of a glorified double-wide, you can touch. So the question becomes, do you even want to touch these bitches? I decided I did when I visited this exact type of strip club.
I chose the most attractive bitch in the bunch, but you know you’re in a backwoods club when the hottest bitch also happens to have her incisor teeth sharpened like a slutty vampire. Dances were expensive considering where the fuck we were, but you could touch anything that wasn’t an orifice. Vampire bitch had some big ass titties, so I went right to squeezing the fuck out of her nipples. Having your teeth sharpened tells me you like pain during sex without saying you like pain during sex.
I Want to See it All
Here’s the thing about strip clubs, though, I can’t thoroughly examine a bitch. The girls dance close, and that’s nice, but I don’t have zoom vision, and they won’t let me keep my face an inch from their vagina for a few minutes. However, with 4K screens and accessible zoom-in functions, I can get close enough to a bitch during a live cam stream to count the folds on her labia. I can even see inside a bitches’ birth canal up to her egg pouch. It’s like a POV view of my cock going balls deep.
I also never have to see any ugly bitches. At a strip club, you’re stuck with whoever happens to be working that Tuesday afternoon. God knows they aren’t pulling out the bigs-guns mid-week. But, on the other hand, I have dozens, even hundreds of options on a live cam site to choose from. Columns of sexy bitch upon sexy bitch litter the screen, and each of them is ready to fulfill your fantasy.
These bitches can get up to a lot more than your average run-of-the-mill stripper. Unless you’re at a backwoods club or an exclusive club, you won’t see any strippers dildoing their pussies until they squirt across the front row. I wish there were such a thing as Gallagher-style strip clubs, but I don’t see that happening anytime soon.
On the other hand, live cam shows can feature every form of debaucherous filth the human mind can devise. Every form of human detritus can be launched, from cum to shit and pussy juice to blood plasma. Dildos ten inches can be shoved so deep in a woman’s asshole you can see the tip popping out of her left ear. So much cum can be pumped into an Asian teen’s pussy that she starts sweating it back out. Anything is fucking possible.
Finally, and most importantly, you can’t masturbate at the strip club. They won’t even let you put a hand in your pocket, and God forbid you to show the outline of your boner to a stripper. Isn’t that like burping after a meal? It’s compliments to the chef. They even keep security outside of bathrooms, so you can’t pop in for a quickie. There is a cheat, though.
That’s right. I’ve learned how to get away with masturbating at the strip club consistently. It might even be a maneuver you want to bring into your own home. The key is to be shitting while you’re masturbating. Then, they can’t fault you for not using the facilities.
Now I never go to the strip club without visiting Taco Bell first. I buy the dollar menu twice over and let a loaf bake for twenty minutes before heading in. Be careful to let the flow out in squirts. You want to be able to drop another load every time a guard checks in on you. I know what you’re thinking right now: This man is a motherfucking genius.
And if you’re like me, you would rather stay in the comfort of your home where there is an ample lube supply, and you don’t have to load up your colon first. The college girls category of Flirt4free is a great place to see sexy cam girls do their thing.
The place has a massive selection of eighteen to twenty-two-year-olds willing to disappoint their fathers for your entertainment. You won’t see an old ugly face for miles. These are bitches in the prime of their lives who want to share their bodies while in perfect condition. The tits are firm and perky, the asses are shapely, and the pussies are tight and wet. You won’t be able to last a minute before you accidentally spray a load on your pet cat. That’s the only pussy you have dumped cum on in years.
The site makes finding a cunt that will put your dick at attention easy as stroking your cock. There are a few different menus at the top to send you on your way. The first one is navigational, and the options are Live girl’s cams, Videos, Profiles, VIP, and categories. Below is a filter that helps you zero in on that perfect college cunt. You can sort by Gender, Room type, Models, and language, or use the search bar.
A drop-down category menu is on the left side of the page, but those options will take you out of the college girl section. A switch on the right side controls how many thumbnails are displayed per page.
Large Slut Selection
From there are countless rows of sluts performing now. At the time of my last visit, there were four hundred and fifty bitches. You might think that there would be a bunch of ugly filler bitches with numbers like that. Well, you would be very wrong. I didn’t see a single girl that wasn’t drop-dead gorgeous. There’s a reason these ladies chose to make some extra many being cam performers. They know men want to masturbate to them.
Once you find a suitable performer, hover the cursor on her thumbnail, and you will see what the streamer is up to. If you like it, click, and a full-sized stream will start-up in the blink of an eye. Most of the ladies say hello in the chat right when you arrive. It usually involves a request for subscriptions and tips.
The ladies are generally very responsive to the chat. It helps to lube them up with some tips, of course. However, it doesn’t cost anything to be there, and tipping is entirely up to you. Both the chat and tipping options are on the right of the viewing screen. You can also send gifts which are little emojis that cost around fifteen or twenty credits.
You can check out each performer’s full profile from their viewing page. Here you can view their stats, such as their tip earnings. More importantly, you can see their physical traits. They list all the good stuff, such as titty size, state of pubic hair, body type, orientation, weight, and body mods. There is also some personal info, and it’s only worth looking over because sometimes they include gems like “I love C2C and watching testicles bounce.”
The college bitches section of Flirt4free is one of the best live cam sites for young ladies I know of. The women here will make your balls tremble. The range of options covers every body type. The only thing missing is old ugly saggy bodies. These bitches are tight and looking as good as they ever will. Flirt4free does a great job of making finding the right cunt for you easy. The filters will narrow hundreds of performers down to those that fit your exacting expectations.
I see some room to make Flirt4free an even better website. They could expand the filter by adding more detail. For example, how about ass size. There are many different ways you could slice these bitches up, and the more, the merrier. Some of us know exactly what we are looking for.
It turns out the best strip club has been waiting in your living room this whole time, so take advantage of it now.