My schedule doesn’t allow much wiggle room. I have to run my life like a tight ship to fit everything I need to into the day. I watch porn for ten to twelve hours, eat, write these articles for an hour or two, and then I have to hit the hay. Masturbation burns a ton of calories. I’m basically a fucking marathon runner. That means I can’t survive on the regular seven or eight hours of sleep a night and need between nine and eleven, depending on how many loads I spilled the day prior.
Of course, my diet has to be equally aggressive as my sleep schedule. I consume some form of protein every hour and a half. It’s a very similar diet to what professional bodybuilders do. If I go longer than two hours without a sandwich, I will pass out with my dick in my hand. And while I’m not a proud man, I would like to avoid the paramedics finding me in such a vulnerable state. Plus, they probably wouldn’t let me finish masturbating in the ambulance when I eventually regained consciousness.
As you can imagine, things like family and hobbies have to be pushed to the side. It’s self-sacrifice I have to make on behalf of my loyal followers. I know you guys need the latest in great porn, but your lives don’t have room for you to do the prerequisite research. So you’ve prioritized family and work over masturbation. Although that seems like a grave mistake to me, I’m glad you do it. If we all lived my lifestyle, the world would grind to a halt.
If I want to keep my party going, I need people like you. That’s why I provide this service. I’ll do the research, so you don’t have to. So all you guys can keep the world spinning, and I’ll handle the needs of your cock. And by that, I mean I will supply it with the items needed for you to do the rest of the work. I’m not stroking it for you - sorry if that disappoints.
The Freshest Puss
Some men really want fresh new porn because they see it as a conquest. They need that just-pulled-out-of-the-oven porn like a Frenchman needs a fresh-baked croissant. You can take other avenues to ensure that the porn you receive has not reached its expiration date, though, and it’s known as live porn bitches.
If you have ever been on a porn site with a popup, then you know about live cams. It seems like half of all porn site popups are for live cam sites. They are hugely popular these days, and if you haven’t visited one, you are missing out. It feels very different than watching prerecorded porn.
First off, you can interact with these bitches. That isn’t happening on a tube site video. Sasha Grey isn’t taking requests, and Asa Akira can’t hear you say bend over no matter how loudly you scream it at your computer screen. These live bitches, on the other hand, can be communicated with. They take requests, compliments, and catcalling. Many sites will start you off with the ability to send public text messages, but for an extra few bucks, you can get a DM or even audio.
They are also often doing random things you don’t see in porn since penetrative sex usually isn’t the entre on a live cam site’s menu. The ultimate maneuver is usually unbridled masturbation, but up to that point, anything can happen. Bitches hula hoop, dance, paint, play games, eat and get up to all sorts of mundane tasks while naked. There is something about watching a naked woman perform everyday tasks that help to train your brain how to remove a bitches clothes with your eyes. It’s a masterclass in how to objectify women while picking up the week’s groceries.
One of my favorite aspects of live cams is interactive sex toys. Hopefully, many of you already know these exist, but if you didn’t, I hope your mind feels blown. If this doesn’t excite you, I don’t know what will. The usual setup is as such.
A bitch has an interactive sex toy shoved up her cooter. Any observer can control the toy by tipping the performer. At that point, you can control the intensity and length as the toy vibrates while you watch her be gripped in the throes of pleasure. My one suggestion is that you get a look at the toy. You wouldn’t want to pay a bitch trying to pretend she has a toy up her baby maker.
Finally, live cam porn can attain a level of intimacy not usually revealed by the regular stuff. It’s as close as you can get to a woman without buying one on the phone or in person. As a result, multiple people develop favorite ladies that they visit over and over again to be drained of the demon seed.
There are many cam sites out there, but they vary in type and quality. There are some shitty fucking iterations you want to avoid, including straight-up scams. They will play prerecorded performances, even going as far as faking the public chat. Let me tell you, I know from experience you won’t notice that shit until you’re done. The moment you cum, post-nut clarity will settle in, and it will appear so obvious to you. Pre-cum you doesn’t give a shit, though.
Cams is an excellent example of a quality website. Their models are attractive, the streams live, and the cum flying. Girls are responsive and willing to put in the work needed for you to bust a nut. The site has a classic design. There isn’t much variation in how these sites are put together.
Finding Sluts is Easy
The only buttons along the top are to sign up or log in. Otherwise, the main menu runs along the left side. It is less a menu and more a filter to help you find the performer of your dreams. Start by selecting a gender. Your options are male, female, and transgender. Next, choose whether you want to find a new performer or one who has used Cams for a while now. This is an excellent filter for those who find themselves visiting often. New people are joining all the time, so you will never run out of new pussy to watch.
Then comes age. Your options are twenty to twenty-nine, Thirty to thirty-nine, forty to forty-nine, and fifty plus. Most performers are between twenty and thirty-nine, but there are plenty of older bitches if you lean towards MILFs and GILFs.
After that, you can select a race. There are Asian, Ebony, Latina, White, and others. Gingers make up most of the “other” category, along with what I think is a Native American. And speaking of gingers, you can also filter for hair color. Select from Redhead, Brunette, Black hair, and Blonde. I would love it if they added a hair length option also. Sometimes I’m in the mood for a short-haired pixie and others for a long-haired vixen.
That last filter is a combo menu that includes both body types and activities. Some examples are BBW, Curvy, Petite, Big boobs, Anal, Bondage, Foot fetish, Oral sex cams, vibrators, and masturbation. Know that what happens in front of the camera isn’t limited to what’s on the list. Those are just the only things you can search for.
No matter what time of day it is, plenty of ladies are always performing on Cams. Bitches know masturbation never clocks in and out. A man can get the sudden and violent urge to purge the sludge at any time, night or day. It’s always an emergency. As such, much like Brittan in the 1800s, the sun never sets on the Cams empire.
Cams is one of the best cam sites out today. It combines some of the best aspects of cam sites and creates a cum factory. The filter makes finding the right slut for you as easy as grabbing your cock. These bitches are willing to do a little bit of everything, all in the name of you getting hard. Despite hunting, I could not find a single ugly bitch. They must kick ugly ones right off.
I want to see the place get even better, and I see ways that can happen. The primary thing I would fuck with is expanding the filter. Particularly the combo menu could use additions. There are tons of different activities the ladies get up to that could be thrown on.
If you have never been to a cam site, it’s time to change things up for you and your penis. Head to Cams now and try the live porn experience.