Bratty MILF sounded like a contradiction when I first heard of it. Maybe it just reveals my pornographic preconceptions because I associate “bratty” with the younger broads of the porn scene, the newly minted legal teens, and bubbly bimbos in their early twenties. MILFs, on the other hand, are old enough to be someone’s mom. Then again, both terms are fluid as hell in the world of smut. Is age really just a number, or is it something the girls make up to fit the role?
Well, I guess some mysteries will never be solved, and others that can be studied immediately. For example, is BrattyMILF.com worth the subscription fee? This one’s a paysite chock full of those titular Bratty MILFs, so it’s going to depend on factors like how hot the women are, how well they fuck, and how many dirty movies you get for the ticket price. You know, the typical set of factors when you’re considering signing up for any porn that costs money. These guys have only been around for a couple of months. But they’ve already created enough of a buzz to catch my attention, so let’s take a look and see what’s up.
Just Who Are These Bratty MILFs?
As soon as I hit the BrattyMILF landing page, I can tell they aren’t fucking around. This is high-end porn with the kind of high-end presentation you expect from the industry’s big boys. There’s a clean little logo at the top, followed by an auto-playing montage of MILFs jerking dicks with their tits, getting their pussies stuffed from every angle, and showing off their oral skills. Scroll down, and you’ll find preview images depicting sperm-covered twats, topless mamas, and cock-impaled Mothers I’d Love to Fuck.
They aren’t shooting with any random ugly bitches they found on Craiglist, either. Some of the hottest MILFs in the business are getting fucked around here. Lexi Luna starred in the very first BrattyMILF movie back in September, and they’ve gone on to put out films with girls like Sheena Ryder, Lauren Pixie, and Jennifer White. They’ve also got scenes with Maddy May and Jesse Pony, who I’ve had the pleasure of getting to know quite intimately over on the PornDudeCasting couch. Not to toot my own horn, but Jesse’s scene on my site was her very first professional porno.
The hot sluts, killer photography, and fancy layout all make for a winning formula already, but BrattyMILF has a little bit more to offer. This isn’t one of those porn sites where they just put a pornstar and a stud in a room and then film the stud putting his stuff in the pornstar. They’re making story-driven smut with a dick-obsessed, aggressively sexual, taboouous stepmom theme.
The blurb in their footer spells it out in pretty clear words without using the dreaded I-word that’s a dealbreaker for the credit card processors. “Bratty MILFs taking charge and fucking their Step Sons,” it reads. “It’s not Mom’s fault. She is at her sexual peak, and her sex drive is out of control. Not to mention she is a woman in charge. All she wants is sex, whether it’s her stepson, the neighbor boy, or the delivery boy.”
Sneaking a Peek and Checking Ticket Prices
Sometimes paysites have to work pretty hard to get me in the front door, but Bratty MILF lays their perks in your face. I was pretty much sold before I even noticed they have some free video trailers available. Previews are a dying art on premium sites these days, so I always appreciate sites that don’t make me look for a sample on one of the tubes.
I pulled up the sneak peek of Lauren Pixie’s BrattyMILF.com movie; Stepmom Wants to Move In. It’s nearly three minutes long, opening with a POV shot of the stepson answering the door for his stepmom, Lauren, who’s just been in a huge fight with her husband about cheating. I wonder why! She looks sexy as fuck in her pink dress before anything even happens, and wait until you see those huge boobies come out. The next thing you know, she’s flashing her ass, getting naked, sucking her stepson’s dick, and getting fucked.
Lauren’s got everything I love about a MILF, and apparently, all the stuff she needs to be a Bratty MILF. She’s fucking gorgeous, sexually confident, and fucks like only a practiced expert knows how to fuck. She’s a perfect fit for the setup, seducing her unwitting stepson after showing up unannounced, and she’s an ideal fit for leading me to the signup page. I really needed to see more.
The whole time I was browsing the tour area, I’d been seeing a big purple banner offering 60% off. I’m writing this the week after Thanksgiving, so it might be a Cyber-Monday thing. I’m not 100% certain because new sites often offer a few bucks off as an introductory rate. Whatever the case, a membership for BrattyMILF.com does cost less than your typical thirty-dollar paysite. As I type this up, a month is going for $25, with a yearly rate that breaks down to $7 a month. That’s the best deal I’ve seen this week on a 365-day membership.
I’ve got a little bit of good news and a little bit of bad news about the kind of bang you’re going to get for your buck. Let’s start with the good: they’re adding a new BrattyMILF.com movie every week. They’ve been coming out like clockwork every Friday. (Incidentally, that’s the same day I drop new releases on PornDudeCasting.) So if you appreciate a fresh, weekly fap you can set your watch to, and you love MILFs, this may be your new favorite site.
Now for the bad news, which really isn’t all that bad. The issue is just that the site is so new. I’m writing this review at the very beginning of December, and they’ve only been around since mid-September. They put out content a little more rapidly at the very start to pad the collection, but they still haven’t had very much time to grow the thing. So as of this writing, there are only 16 movies available.
Let’s Watch These BrattyMILFs Fuck
Ava Madison looked cute as hell in the thumbnail for her BrattyMILF movie, so I decided it was a great place to begin my official fap test. It’s a 28-minute movie that opens with the cameraman spying on his stepmom, Ava. They put some real effort into selling the scenario through the dialog, with Ava doing a lot of exposition as she talks on the phone. Then, the action kicks off as he tries to watch her change into her stripper outfit.
It’s a familiar setup, with a fake argument that leads to real sex. I love how the tension builds throughout the intro, and then it is released as Ava starts twerking and then flashes all the goods to let you know what’s coming. The POV blowjob that follows is as sloppy and sexy as I expect from Ava, who makes great eye contact and smiles when she isn’t gagging on ding-dong.
The camerawork consists of reasonably simple handheld POV shots, but you can tell the dude has been doing it a while. I love the framing of the doggy-style scene, focusing on Ava’s big ass bouncing and jiggling on his cock before panning to a wider angle that shows her pretty face as she shakes her ass. He shoots this all without missing a beat or a thrust. As a porn reviewer and a pornographer myself, I appreciate that kind of skill. As a casual masturbator, you’ll love it without even noticing the technical mastery; it’s easy to jerk off to, which is the very definition of good porn.
My only complaint about BrattyMILF.com is a temporary one since that small collection will be filling out a little more every week. The porn itself is stellar, with gorgeous MILFs doing their thing in scandalous scenarios with beautiful camerawork. They’ve got free trailers out front, so I recommend a look if you’re into MILFs. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I want to watch Ava’s ass some more.