Want to see My Wape? That’s a trick question because I’m guessing there are still a lot of you who don’t even know what a wape is. Hell, I’m a goddamn expert on perversion, and even I had to do a little homework on Google to see what the word meant. It could be an acronym for Weighted Average Percentage Error, which is some bullshit about forecasting sales, and super difficult to masturbate to. But, I think they’re going with the definition of Wape I found on UrbanDictionary: “To wank and type at the same time.” Hey, that sounds like my job!
MyWape.app is a social media style platform for sharing dirty pics and videos. The domain was registered a few years ago, but it’s only within the past couple of months that the site’s traffic has really taken off. Two months ago, they were getting almost a million visitors a month. Last month they got 2.5 million, and this month is looking to be in the goddamn stratosphere. That tells me the joint has something worth pulling out the lube and shaking your dick at, so that’s exactly what I set out to do.
Let Me Show You My Wape
MyWape isn’t a paid social porn site like OnlyFans or any of its copycats, but it kind of feels like it from out front because the front page doesn’t tell you a goddamn thing about what’s inside. These guys don’t even have a fucking logo! Pull up MyWape.app, and you’ll see five buttons and a basic footer with very little information contained within.
The obvious thing to do on such a site is start with the buttons: Live, Popular, Videos, Photos, Flow, or Publish. Since I’m brand new around here, I’m not about to publish. I decided to click on Live because it’s first on the page and seemed like the spot to find the latest activity.
The site’s set up to look like a social media app, so that button took me a big, long scroll of video thumbnails. What kind of thumbnails? I see a wide variety of amateur porn, which seems like a perfect use of a photo and video sharing platform. As I scrolled through, I did find a couple of professionally shot snippets from JAV flicks and popular reality porn brands, but the vast majority is homebrew smut.
At the very top of MyWape’s Live page was a video of a girl getting pissed on. Below that was a row of supposedly real spycam videos, followed by a row of DIY doggy-style snapshots taken from different angles. Then, scrolling down, I find masturbation videos, public sex captured in vertical iPhone shots, girls twerking with their panties down, babes flashing their tits, and some super kinky bondage with a gagged girl stuffed full of toys.
I’m not sure how the Live feed works. I think they put a bunch of randomly selected pics and vids at the top because those change every time, and then the actual newest content starts a few rows down. Whatever the case, the page scrolls down forever, loading more and more porn as you keep going. There are easily thousands of amateur pics and videos here, and I’ve barely started digging.
What’s Everyone Fapping To?
I went to My Wape’s popular area next to see what the user base was cranking off to. I found more of the same, though the presentation looks a lot cleaner in this area with a grid of symmetrical thumbnails. If it weren’t for all the naked girls getting fucked, it would look like the kind of site where your mom shares recipes or kitten videos.
I watched a two-minute video of a dude stroking his boner against an Asian babe’s big-ass clit before sticking it in her. Then, he gives it to her face and her mouth, making her squeal. Below the video, the dude who posted it included some links so you can buy the full version. Apparently, MyWape gets posts from all around the world, and this one happens to be in Russian.
Many of the posts here are promotional, giving you a tease of something in the hopes you’re willing to pay for a longer look on another site. Before you get all bent out of shape about the “spam,” keep in mind this is how the big free tubes work, with paysites uploading their own sample scenes to catch your interest. The good news is I don’t see any bullshit posts without at least a little something to make your ding dong swell up.
I watched a girl fuck herself with a lightsaber, then saw some chick stripping in her bedroom, then enjoyed a homemade blowjob video with a sexy Latina. MyWape.app clearly isn’t immune to internet trends because I also saw that recent video that’s been making the rounds of the hot singer pissing on a guy’s face while singing a Rage against the Machine cover. I think everyone would agree that beats the hell out of being trampled to death at a Travis Scott concert, even if you aren’t into golden showers.
Just Go with the Flow
The Videos and Photos buttons on the front page of MyWape.app are pretty self-explanatory. Click on one, and you get to view the site’s collection of the specified media. Even the most brain-damaged retard could understand that, but what about the Flow button? Well, I figured that’d be a good place to stop next because I just had to know.
Do you want to know the truth? Well, I’m not sure what exactly separates the Flow section of My Wape from the Live or Popular feeds. Sure it’s a different selection of naked girls, masturbating sluts, humping hotties, and pissing babes, but I can’t tell you how the Flow is selected. I can tell you it’s easy to beat off to, though.
Just going with the Flow, I collected a few topless photos of a smiling chick who I’d bet has her own OnlyFans account. There are a couple of overlapping thumbnails on her images and some Russian text about “The #1 Adult Social Network” written beneath, so I’m guessing it’s not original content. Another Flow post showed an 18-year-old couple making out and cuddling before moving on to the really fun parts. The girl sure looks hungry!
It’s a sexy clip, but it isn’t even 90 seconds long. Unfortunately, short runtimes are standard in the world of vertical amateur porn videos, which sadly means they’re standard on My Wape as well. So if you’re the sort of masturbator who prefers a long wank to a long movie, you’ll have to go elsewhere. Everyone else can just watch things on repeat or click around while you fondle your junk.
I don’t mind the short videos because I expected them as soon as I saw the homemade porn. My bigger beef with MyWape.app is that aside from the buttons they give you out front, there’s no way to sort or filter the content. The site doesn’t use tags like most porn sites or media sharing sites, but the search function does a decent enough job running through titles and descriptions. Hopefully, the stuff you’re looking for is labeled in the language you’re searching in!
That said, MyWape.app is still a young site. Hopefully, they continue to develop the website as they continue to grow in popularity because some basic filters could improve the site’s usability right away. Being able to find your smut of choice is fucking vital, especially if you’re a kinky motherfucker who can’t crank it to just any ol’ blowjob video or teen striptease.
MyWape honestly feels like a pretty barebones social sharing site at this point. It’s almost as if they were completely unsure what direction to take the website in, so they left everything blank, and it just so happens that perverts came in and made it their home. The site definitely works, though, which is why their traffic is going way up. People love amateur porn.
I’d recommend looking at My Wape if you also love amateur porn and have been looking for a different delivery method than your typical free video tube. This one will particularly appeal to those who like the social media setup and those who have their own smut to share. So what are you going to upload?