ASexStories has such a weird fucking name. Capitalize the words differently, and it sounds like it’s a collection of stories for people who have zero interest in sex. Well, it’s actually the very opposite of that, so apologies to all the asexuals out there who were hoping for a decidedly non-sexy time. (Then again, why should I apologize to asexuals? It’s not like they’re even visiting ThePornDude!) The domain was registered back in 2001, though, so I bet they just grabbed one of the available names. Twenty years later, it’s a bit fucking late to rebrand.
But who needs to rebrand when you’re pulling a couple of million visits a month? You see, porn stories aren’t the most popular genre in a world of 4K orgies and virtual reality blowjobs, but it’s a classic format that, obviously, isn’t ever going away. Hell, maybe you should start printing these things out before the whole grid collapses—you can barter them for fuel and ammunition. ASexStories.com is a massive free library of erotic fiction, so you may as well stock up now.
How Many Stories is A Sex Stories?
A Sex Stories has been around for a long time, and like a lot of adult sites, you can tell. The funny thing is that they apparently had a complete redesign in 2019, but it still looks like some shit your mom posted to GeoCities back in the ‘90s. (The youngsters won’t even get that fucking joke, but your grandpa might remember.) Remember I said erotic stories were a classic format? Well, so is this whole website.
It’s not like you need a whole bunch of sparkle and flash with your words, though. If you’re selling videos of girls eating pussy, you need to lead with photos of girls eating pussy. If you’re giving away stories, hey, just put some words out front. And that’s precisely what they’ve done here, dropping a page full of literal naughtiness in front of visitors right away.
I’m not sure what the default view is, but one of the very first things I notice is that these stories are all over the place, encompassing all kinds of sex acts, fetishes, and scenarios. For example, the story at the very top of the screen promises a goddess playing with tiny little ant people, and that’s followed by a much more vanilla story of watching the wifey masturbate for the first time. There are stories of horny women and their toys, long-winded erotic romance in fantasy settings, cheating wife stories, growth fantasies, zombie domination, interracial group sex, drunk teens, and some hardcore femdom BDSM.
One of the everlasting appeals of ASexStories and erotic fiction, in general, is how it can go places that are impractical or impossible on video. That’s on clear display here, so it looks like you’re covered even if you’ve got some super freaky fetish that you never see on the free tubes. There’s an extensive Tags list, which they’ve kept separate from the Niche section for some reason—it would be more helpful if they were grouped together. I’d suggest using the search engine if you have an unlisted kink, but the search bar just seems to search the ASexStories video tube.
Fresh Smut or Stale Erotica?
Whenever I review any website, I’m always interested in how often they’re adding new content. After all, even the best collection of smut can go stale if they’re not adding more material to shake your dick at. Well, I wanted to see how quickly the ASexStories.com archive was growing, so I started looking at the dates. And to tell you the truth, I was more than a little disappointed by what I found.
If you reshuffle the A Sex Stories by date, you’ll see that the newest one was added back in 2019. And well, I’m writing this in the final months of 2022, so that’s a bit of a bummer. However, if you check out the Moderation Queue, you’ll notice the site is still getting new submissions every week or two. You can read them, but there’s nobody around to move them from the Queue to the New. The most recent additions include an interracial scene, a couple of stories about traveling saleswomen, and a story that combines an old lady fetish with a piss fetish for something the whole family can enjoy.
People still crank off to ASexStories in 2022, but the whole genre just doesn’t have the popularity it used to enjoy. I’m guessing this site used to get a lot more new submissions than it does today, but whatever the case, they’ve managed to build up a hell of a collection in their years on the internet. I wish I could give you an accurate, total count, but all I can really say for sure is that there are tens of thousands of free porn stories available at a click.
Just flipping through the lists of Niches, you’ll start to understand the scale of A Sex Stories. Their name is ambiguous as hell, suggesting singular and plural forms of the same thing, but the numbers speak for themselves. They’ve got 1100 Anal stories and nearly 5,000 Black ones. There are 8,000 with cocksucking, 9,000 with Cum, and a whopping 4 million MILF stories. (That last one turned out to be a weird glitch. According to the actual MILF page, it’s a much more humble 160 erotic tales, which also sounds wrong when you consider the massive scale of the site.)
Let’s Read Some Grade A Sex Stories
Where do you start a fap test with a site like ASexStories.com? It isn’t exactly like beating off to a free tube or a paysite. I can’t report to you about how smoothly the video played, whether the camera guy understood how to frame a cooter, or whether the girl really seems like she’s having an orgasm on camera. Stories are even more subjective than your average porno flick since your brain is filling in all the details the camera usually takes care of.
I took in a paragraph of a pimping story and another about ass-to-mouth revenge. I enjoyed a snippet from a blackmailed fiancé yarn, and the cheating wife in the bowling alley was hot, too. The one about the prostitute working on the boat had a promising premise, but the writing was too fan-fictiony for my tastes. Poorly strung words are a common complaint with any story collection, but I didn’t see nearly as many semi-illiterate stories as I have on some of the more furry-oriented story sites. No offense to furries, but their communities just seem to attract a fair amount of actual retards.
I do have one big-ass complaint about the presentation, though, and I can’t be the only person fucking annoyed by this. The entire ASexStories.com website looks old as hell, which is fine, but what’s with all the center-justified text? This isn’t poetry! The lines in a paragraph of fiction need to line up along the left edge, plain and fucking simple. On the contrary, they’ve got it set up like every story is an email forwarded by your aunt who doesn’t understand computers or how words are supposed to look on a page.
The whole time I was perusing ASexStories, I felt like its creators had largely abandoned the site. There are a couple of years of stories backed up in the Moderation Queue, and the poorly formatted text has stood for who knows how long. They do want you to know about their free tube, though, which supposedly includes over 6 million free porn videos. It’s a passable tube, and free porn is free porn, but it’s nothing special on an internet full of similar sites. Stories are still the site’s niche if you believe the name, and stories are still what they do best if you believe your old pal ThePornDude.
At the end of the day, though, does it matter how often a sex story site updates or how it presents those walls of uninterrupted text? The most important thing, as it is almost everywhere else, is how satisfied you feel after spending a few minutes, an hour, or a whole goddamn day browsing with your dick out. ASexStories.com may not be shiny and new, but they still pull a respectable amount of traffic. I’d chalk that up to a sprawling library of free porn stories that encompass kinks that are underserved elsewhere. So if you like stories and you’re feeling freaky, see if any of your fantasy keywords are on their list.