The thought of Dirt Cheap Porn conjures conflicting images. Some of you might immediately imagine solid values on killer smut, the kind of package deals you might find at Costco if they offered bulk pornography. On the other hand, the more jaded fuckers out there might think more along the lines of dollar stores and junk shops; only those disorganized shelves would be lined with off-brand nudes, ugly-girl fuck flicks, and your uncle’s grossest fetishes. Could the truth lie somewhere in the middle or at one extreme end of your wildest imagination?
Sorry to drop such a big spoiler at the beginning here; I don’t want to lose the folks waiting for the sum-up: DirtCheapPorn.com offers big-name premium studio content at a deep discount from the standard rate. There’s got to be a catch, though, right? Well, of course, there is, but it isn’t all that bad. So if you’re looking for some high-end content but don’t necessarily need the latest, the greatest, or the most hyped, this might be precisely the kind of membership you’re looking for.
What’s So Cheap About Dirt Cheap Porn?
You wondered what DirtCheapPorn.com’s gimmick was just as soon as you heard the name, huh? That’s only natural. Unless you were born yesterday, you’ve already seen plenty of offers in your life that were just too good to be true. The world of porno can even be ripe for outright scams that wouldn’t fly on more family-friendly sites. When was the last time that you lost all your money playing a “free” hentai game advertised on Facebook?
Let me put your mind at ease before we go any further. It may be dirt cheap, but this porn isn’t stolen, and it isn’t a ploy to steal your identity. In fact, the site’s run by the same folks behind NaughtyAmerica. You’ve probably heard of them or at least jerked off to their movies, as they’re one of the biggest, most popular professional porn outfits out there.
Now, scrolling through the tour page, it’s easy to see what the catch is here and how they can keep the price so low. For one thing, they lack that 4K sparkle and super-crisp realism you get with that modern ultra-HD. I’m not saying the videos look bad, but they’re not in the latest available video resolution.
Longtime porn fans will recognize many faces, but you won’t find many girls who still make the A-list anymore. But, again, I’m not talking shit here, just pointing out that DirtCheapPorn isn’t putting out older movies with girls like Abella Danger, Riley Reid, or Mia Malkova. NaughtyAmerica has worked with the big names, but they’re saving that content for the full-price ticket to the main stage.
Instead, you’ll find a lot of gorgeous starlets who aren’t as popular as they used to be. The rise and fall of talent is just the natural flow of this business, so I wouldn’t call any of these women washed-up or has-beens. People have been beating off to classic beauties like Alexis Texas, Asa Akira, and Julia Ann for years now, and they’ll be beating off to them for years to come. Oh, and hey, there’s even a flick starring Amy Fisher, the real Long Island Lolita! (It’s a true-crime sideshow worth a visit to Wikipedia, folks!)
But How Much is it Compared to Dirt?
Just how much would you pay for some dirt? Well, for eight bucks, the local Menards where I live will sell you a couple of cubic feet of the really good stuff, fortified with nutrition for planting flowers and vegetables. If you’ve got less ambitious plans for your dirt, you can get the cheap stuff for a few bucks a cubic yard, but you have to buy it by the truckload, with all the additional fees that entail.
Alternately, you could spend that money on a DirtCheapPorn.com membership. Hell, you’d still have money to spare. At eight bucks a month, it’s literally cheaper than dirt and cheaper than most paysites. Unfortunately, they don’t offer discounts on longer memberships, but most joints rope you into a year before dropping the price to ten bucks if you’re lucky.
Most sites charge thirty bones a month for the standard package. I expect any decent site to drop at least one movie per week when you’re paying that much. That’s exactly how I do it over at PornDudeCasting, so I’d be a dick to expect anything else. Dirt Cheap Porn outdoes my expectations by releasing a new movie every day. “Release” is a tricky word here because this is technically recycled content. It’s been released before, so this is kind of like catching your favorite movie again when it hits Netflix.
DirtCheapPorn.com gives you a little bit of everything, but even if you’ve got a particular taste in mind, they’ve got some spin-offs at the same price. DirtCheapAnal, DirtCheapMILFs, DirtCheapBigTits, DirtCheapPOV, and DirtCheapTeens have the kind of names that don’t need much further explanation, and they all cost eight bucks a month.
Hundreds of Pornos and More Added Daily
The Dirt Cheap Porn movies archive stretches on for 47 pages, adding up to over 560 videos in the whole collection. I assumed for a moment they’d been around a year and a half, but then I noticed the upload dates; most of them were added a little over a week ago in a mass upload. The site is new, but they’ve stocked the hell out of the shelves because they knew you were coming. That’s one of the significant advantages of having an established collection before starting a discount porn site.
My favorite porn sites are well organized, with all the proper tags in all the right places. That makes even the biggest collection easy to sift through to find the ideal piece of fap fodder for any mood you might be in. Unfortunately, DirtCheapPorn doesn’t include any tags, nor is there a search bar anywhere. That means it’s going to be challenging to find specific material. I guess the ability to search is something they’re saving for members at the big site.
Then again, I wasn’t feeling all too picky this morning. In fact, the sight of Jada Stevens’ ass and pussy lips staring at me in the thumbnail for a recently added Dirt Cheap Porn movie caught my eye right away. I’m not sure when it was initially released, but Jada looks incredible as the half-hour flick opens, and I know it’s going to get better as the clothes come off.
I skipped ahead a bit. And sure enough, Jada’s getting her ass oiled up just a few minutes in. She’s got more ass than you expect for such a little babe, so I’m hard as a rock by the time the dude starts giving it to her from behind. This segues into a blowjob scene where Jada gets really fucking messy. Glurg glurg glurg glurg!
Jada rubs her pierced pussy while getting fucked before going for a really aggressive cock ride halfway through the film. Watching her hypnotic ass bounce, I got a little hypnotized. When I snapped out of it, I looked around for a Download button. Unfortunately, DirtCheapPorn doesn’t include an easy link or selection of video resolutions, but you can save the MP4 by right-clicking on the video player and selecting Save As.
While there are no tags below the video to find other flicks that include blowjobs, doggy style, or cowgirl, I can at least click Jada’s name to see what other DirtCheapPorn she’s got available. It turns out she’s in two other videos on the site, so I guess I’m getting in a couple of more forearm workouts today. Good thing I ordered the big-ass latte, so the baristas can’t kick me out for a while.
This one’s an easy recommendation for those of you looking for the NaughtyAmerica experience at a cheaper price point. Sure, you’re getting older content, and they’re holding out on the big-name starlets who’ve graced their movies, but it’s still rock-solid porno. It’s got the masterful camerawork and sexy, talented women you expect from the studio, but it’s cheap as fuck compared to any site putting out fresh material. So at the end of the day, you’re getting way more content for your dollar, and your dick can’t tell it was originally released a while back.