Whoever said you could have too much of a good thing was a fool. There is no such thing as too much masturbation, too much pussy, or too much woman. If I love one hundred and twenty pounds of woman, won’t I love two hundred and forty pounds of a woman more? Absolutely. More woman means more titty, more ass, and softer pussy.
In days gone by, big women were loved for their size. Size meant you were successful enough to have an excess of food. It was a sign of opulence and royalty. When a big woman entered the room, she commanded respect, and dicks would get hard the kingdom over. Men wanted their semen to be included as part of her caloric intake.
If you have never fucked a BBW, you are missing out. Every part of a BBW body feels like titty or booty meat. Everything is so soft and squishy it feels like you’re fucking in the womb. My dick gets so hard it fucks right past the cervix and into the womb. Big bitches know how to ride cock also. They love a good time, it’s why they eat so much, and that transfers over to having freaky sex. You haven’t cum until you’ve shot a load deep into some fat pussy.
Big bitches love bringing food into the bedroom. What could make a slice of cake better than eating it from between a pair of cans? Why go out for a steak dinner when you can eat one naked, in bed, while you’re getting your dick sucked? Oh, yeah, in case you didn’t know, BBWs give the best head. And there are a few different reasons for that:
First, they inadvertently train their mouths by eating a lot of popsicles; secondly, they have strong and tireless jaw muscles from chewing all the time. Thirdly, their thick cheeks massage your cock like a human fleshlight. And finally, they’re hungry and want some cum as a snack.
But, of course, things don’t stop at great blow jobs. You won’t get a better tit job in all your life. You might think there would be no difference between a big titty skinny chick and a big titty fat chick, but you would be wrong. It’s easy to forget that the sternum is involved in a tit job, and skinny bitches’ sternums are boney. However, with a big bitch, all you can feel is the fat pillowy goodness of boobs stroking up and down your shaft. That’s how the Lord intended.
There are lots of places to get your BBW fix on the internet, but one place reigns supreme over most others, Porn.com’s BBW section. Clearly, these guys love big bitches as much as we all do. So they took the time to make sure they have the best in fat bitch pussy that’s possible.
Prepare your Mind, Body, and Soul
I have written an entire review of porn.com in the past, so I won’t go in-depth about what the place looks like. Up top, they have a short blurb, or mission statement, if you will, describing this section of the site. “Prepare your mind, body, and soul for the BBW porn category.” I translate that to get the lube, the tissues, and clear a runway for your load to land on because it’s about to spray across the room, out the window, and onto your neighbors’ daughter.
Porn.com’s collection of big bitches spans the entire pallet of options. To quote their own words, “Thick PAWG cuties, chubby soccer moms, fat teen vixens, and more are all part of this oversized collection.” They didn’t miss a thing, so no matter what brand of fat is your favorite, you can find it here.
But how could they miss anything when they have 685,046 videos in their BBW library? That’s enough fat bitches to plug up the Pacific Ocean. That’s enough fat bitches to fill the Grand Canyon, and that’s enough fat bitches to stretch from here to the moon and back. Besides, more and more are being added every day. Don’t forget; there’s no such thing as too much of a good thing. We both eat our cake and have it too on porn.com, and these big bitches want another slice.
Enough horseplay, let’s talk content. I’m just going to scroll around and watch some of the highest-rated content I can find. The title of our first video says it all, “Sexy Titanic Titted BBW Bounces.” The video has an eighty-nine percent rating and is hosted by Stileproject. Unfortunately, we don’t get to find out what this bitch’s name is at all, but I think she responds to, “Hey you with the tits,” without being offended.
The video is of her just trying to go about living life with those enormous and unwieldy breasts. It starts with her playing a rousing or arousing game of tennis. Let’s say this bitch isn’t making the pro tour anytime soon. Her tits look like they live in antigravity. She attempts to play with her tits fully out to see if that helps at all, and I can tell you it doesn’t. I’ve never masturbated while pondering the state of a bitches vertebrae before.
Getting Up in those Guts
Another video with an eighty-nine percent rating is “Horny BBW Brunette Babe Angel Cheeks gives a Nice Blowjob for Facial.” The fact that Porn.com chose to mention the blow job in the title and not the navel job is infuriating. The belly button fucking is, clearly, the selling point here. Both actors happen to be the perfect heights for a proper stomach fuck while still standing up. You will be blown away by how deep the guy shoved his dick in there. I must admit I’m disturbed by the lack of lube usage here. For his sake, I hope she has a sweaty FUPA. (Fat Under Pussy Area)
Sticking with eighty-nine percent rated videos, we have “Solo BBW Stassi Rossi Masturbating with a Very Large Dildo.” She starts things off by doing a striptease and moving to the bedroom. Next, she lubes up her entire lower half and shakes that fat ass for us. Here we have excessive lube usage, and I love it. There is something about the shine that accentuates every curve.
I’m not sure if I would call the dildo used “very large,” but I suppose it’s hard to tell because Stassi is a big bitch herself. Either way, she has no problem slipping that bad boy deep in her pussy. What would I give for that to be my cock?
At this juncture, I’m only selecting videos with an eighty-nine percent rating out of principle. “Hot BBW gets Rewarded with Cock for Doing the Dishes” is our first classic porn. This bitch does dishes and sucks cock, which is what every woman should be doing for her man. I replaced my wife’s “live laugh love” wall hanging with one that says “clean, suck cock, and shut-up.” It hasn’t helped.
They don’t end up fucking, which is a little disappointing, but this big bitch’s dick-sucking work is top-notch. She treats that thing like a giant turkey leg she bought at a ren fair. It’s like she expects ranch dressing to fire out that bitch. I would not have been surprised if she dipped his balls in buffalo sauce.
Alright, I lied, this video only has a rating of eighty-three percent, but I have a rule that if I can’t readily identify the thumbnail, I click to find out. I had a vague idea it was probably someone’s asshole, but I couldn’t be sure. “BBW Fucking her Husband with a Strapon” is a wild ride that sent me through a rollercoaster of emotions as I watched.
It turns out what I had been looking at was an anal bead making its way out of this dude’s sigmoid colon. I have to give credit where credit is due. Despite him being a fat old guy in a gimp suit, his asshole is surprisingly clean. Considering this is amateur content, I think his wife only agreed to participate in this tomfoolery if he shaved and bought a bidet.
Well, this has been fun, gentlemen. As you can see, Porn.com has some of the best BBW content on the internet. There is not a whole lot I would change here, but one main thing sticks out to me. You can filter the displayed content by when it was uploaded but not by rating. I want to be able to watch the best of the best without hunting around for it. I’m lazy and would rather be stroking than searching.
If you are a fan of big fat bitches getting their pussies blown out, porn.com is where you need to be. Parachute a Viagra, eat some fried chicken to get in the mood, and go to town on that tiny penis of yours.