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Do you like Creepshots? That’s more of a rhetorical question, because I’m not sure why you’d be reading this review if you weren’t. Even if you’re not the voyeur type who lurks at the mall in dark sunglasses for the sole purpose of gawking at the teens in cutoff shorts and MILFs in yoga pants, it’s hard not to appreciate the beauty of real women in their natural environments. As you already know, if you’re familiar with the format, that’s exactly what you’ll get with a good creepshot.
And that’s exactly what you’ll get at Creepshots.com, too. The site’s been around since 2010, collecting thousands of candid shots and videos of real girls showing off their tits and ass in public. I’ve been social distancing for the last year, and while it’s given me my longest streak without an indecent exposure charge, I really miss staring at the pretty girls at the beach, the gym and even the local Wal-Mart. Hopefully, this joint can give me some of the thrills I’ve been missing out on. It’s a premium spot, so grab your wallet and let’s check it out.
User-Submitted Candids of Sexy SlutsLike many of the porn sites that have been around for a decade or more, Creepshots.com wears its age like an outdated pair of Crocs and a fanny pack. It’s not ugly, exactly, but it does lack the sparkle and flash of the newer premium sites. The overall tour page layout is largely the same as you’ll find on other premium joints—video montage at the top and a bunch of thumbnails below—but the presentation feels a bit lo-fi in 2022.
Then again, lo-fi is part of the appeal of creepshots. While the upskirts, downblouses and general voyeur shots are sexy as fuck, it’s really common to see a well-shaped ass from a weird, crooked angle or strangely cropped to highlight the juicy, succulent flesh. By their very nature and definition, candid photos are uposed, impromptu, taken on a whim when the opportunity arises, very often without the subject’s knowledge.
One thing is sure: the users submitting content to the galleries here have good taste in hotties. The landing page has some quick selections of babes broken down into categories like Cleavage Shots, Gym Creep, Phat Ass, See-Thru and Short Skirts. A truly magnificent ass in crack-riding black panties, framed by a flowing striped skirt, pops out as one of the best upskirts of the front-page upskirt selection. Kudos to the brave, bold pervert who captured that one.
The Creepshots.com video preview buffered for a good ten seconds. I hate to wait, but I think it was worth it. Goddamn, all I see is snow and slush outside my window, but the site trailer brings me outside in public in the summertime, bright sun beating down as I follow closely behind sexy girls in teeny, tiny shorts.
After some sunny shopping-center wandering, the montage moves to a beach, then a train station, and back again to some SoCal wonderland of beauties in almost nothing. Each time, our intrepid cameramen bring us beautifully close to those exposed cheeks and mouthwatering thighs. Frankly, I’d be sold even if I hadn’t been holed up for so long.
Cheaper Than a Back Alley Blowjob (or Paysite)The samples out front at Creepshots.com are really fucking nice, but you’re going to have to spend a few bucks if you want access to the whole collection. At first, it feels a little weird paying for creepshots, because while I can’t usually see pornstars getting banged (unless I’m shooting a new PornDudeCasting movie), I could theoretically just go outside on a nice day and see all kinds of nice butts. Then again, butts ain’t universally nice around the world; Midwestern perverts see way more fat, formless girls than those living on the coasts. The women here are consistently sexy as hell.
Anyway, it all works out somehow, because a Creepshots.com membership is way cheaper than your typical paysite. Most paysites want thirty bones a month, but the regular rate here is three months for ten bucks. They don’t even have a one-month plan. At just twenty-five bucks, the yearly rate is still cheaper than a month of Brazzers or Reality Kings. It’s also a lot cheaper than the legal fees if they catch me taking photos at the pool again—damn no-trespass order.
That’d be a lot of bang for your buck even the site hadn’t been collecting Creepshots for a decade. I’m a fan of hard numbers with these things, though, because I like to tell my readers exactly how much of a bang for the buck they’re getting. I saw a couple of different numbers listed around here. The front page says they’ve got “10,000’s of quality candid photos” and the sign-up page takes the Dragon Ball route and brags about having “over 9000!”
You can’t tell from out front, but the Creepshots.com member’s area has a pretty basic blog format. In fact, the whole thing’s built on WordPress. The pics and videos are added to the site in blog posts, which have at least one pic or video, but usually more. There are around 5,110 posts as of this writing, which means the total number of pics and videos is some multiple of that number. Sorry, I couldn’t be more precise, but it’s just a drawback of the WordPress format. Maybe they can find a plugin to address that.
The Creepshots.com collection is user-contributed, though I’m not sure exactly what the curation process is before it hits the main page. There doesn’t seem to be any kind of update schedule, with new candids and creepshots hitting the site in a really irregular way. Sometimes weeks go by before any fresh boobs or bum shots; other times, you’ll get half a dozen new collections in the same day. Overall, though, I feel you’re getting a fair share of new material for that low membership price.
What Kind of Creeps Are We Today?I’ve got to say; I was a little bit skeptical of WordPress as a platform for candid photos. Most photo sites have a gallery setup, where you browse small pics that lead to full-size photos. Here, you’re facing down an endless scroll of medium-resolution girls in bikinis, chicks in tight shirts, and babes who don’t realize their Tinder date just stuck a camera under the table.
Creepshots.com has been around long enough that they’ve arguably proved WordPress can work for this type of site. Others might say the setup is a relic of its age, but I am impressed by how well they’ve made it work. Case in point: they’ve done a great job organizing the Creepshots collection by category.
WordPress uses tags on the posts, which they’ve used to index the whole thing by creepshot subgenre. The dropdown menu offers quick links to Ass, Boobs, Videos, Yoga Pants and their Hall of Fame, which are the site’s main offerings in a general sense.
The Categories sidebar menu goes even further, breaking down the stash into dozens of little niches like Ass Cracks, Girlfriends, Office Creeps and Tight Jeans. They’ve got 178 Video Creeps, 845 posts about Juicy Phatasses, and a couple of dozen Lesbians. I took a trip down the MILFs aisle to see cougars in the kitchen, creeped by their own sons, and sexy mamas out shopping in little denim shorts.
Speaking of little shorts, the Short Shorts section of Creepshots runs 791 posts deep. The Upskirt area is a third of the size, but definitely worth your time. I like the breakdown of babe types, offering up candid pics of Bartenders, Biker Chicks, Girlfriends, Sexy Wives and Tattoo Hotties.
The video preview out front at Creepshots got me in the mood for more of that live-action voyeur stuff. I made my way to the Video Creeps section, where I watched the latest video. For two minutes, we follow a gorgeous chick with a perfect ass in a tight purple dress. My only complaint is that it was uploaded nearly a year ago, those irregular updates hitting their video section hard.
The irregular updates are the weakest link at Creepshot.com, but they’re adding enough content that it’s not going to be a dealbreaker for fans of the genre, especially at this price. They’ve also been building the collection long enough that you’re definitely not going to be running out of material anytime soon, even if the updates did dry up for some reason. If you’re the type of dude who catches himself staring at hot girls in public, I think you’re going to love what you find inside.
- 10,000+ Sexy candid pics and videos
- Gorgeous, real women
- A really low price
- User-contributed collection
- A good breakdown of categories
- Irregular updates