Being the horny mother fucker you are, you must have come across several different kinds of porn. Hell, you love reading porn reviews on ThePornDude, so you know a bunch of sites with great content! Yet, even with so much access to essentially any kind of pornography that you could ever want to watch, sometimes you just want to stick to the basics.
How basic are we talking? Softcore perhaps? Whoa, we’re not going that basic. Get a little kinkier there, bro. Tugjob/blowjob videos where the performer milks a huge cock and splashes it all over her naked body? Now we’re fucking talking!
If such content is what will get you the fuck off, you need to visit Mylked. This is a premium porn series that has a few dozen videos under its belt, and it looks like the series is still ongoing (which is fantastic since you will be fucking paying for it!). So take a look, see what kind of content awaits you, and discover why so many people love beating off to the milking videos over on Mylked!
Over 70 videos in the series
Do you want to see a whole fucking host of videos featuring hung studs getting their cock massaged? Well, if you beat off to tugjob and blowjob videos, I know this is the kind of shit that you are looking for! And, fortunately for you, that’s all you are going to be looking at on this website.
Mylked sounds like some German kind of porn featuring a woman with a mustache who wants to grind a giant penis through a meat grinder. Apparently, the minds behind Mylked thought that the spelling of the series name was unique and creative.
I hate to burst their fucking bubble, but this is far from a creative and unique name. Milked would have been a more appropriate name for the series! But now that I think about it, even that isn’t a very good name for the series.
To be honest, I thought Mylked would be about videos of dudes drinking milk out of giant breasts. But on the contrary, this is a porn series all about milking a dude’s cock and has over 70 videos for you to watch and jerk off to.
And when you consider that the porn series goes all the way back to December 2018, it is a pretty damn impressive feat. In less than three years (as of this review), Mylked managed to get over 70 videos uploaded on the site. That’s a lot of content in a short span of time.
That amounts to at least one video per month. In fact, it’s more than that, meaning that there are most likely times you can expect more than one video per month. Looking at the collection from one month to the next, I noticed that there were even three videos uploaded within a month in some cases. However, unfortunately, as of this review, a video had not been posted in over a month.
The releases of the videos are not that sporadic, but there does not seem to be a timeline either. This needs to change since Mylked’s front page states that new videos are going live every fucking week! Mylked needs to make a sincere effort to release these videos on a schedule.
A new video released every month just isn’t enough and won’t settle well with most users. Further, Mylked needs to consider adding a countdown to the front page as well. It would make it far easier for subscribers to see exactly when they can expect a new video to be released rather than having to guess as to when they will be receiving new content.
Content looks hot as hell
Despite the botched releases and the odd delivery schedule, Mylked has hot as fuck content. Seriously, you are going to fucking adore the videos available for you to jerk off to if at all you like tugjob and/or blowjob videos. Mylked has more than enough of that kind of content (again, despite the obtuse release schedule), making you want to stick around and watch what they have to offer.
But what can you really expect to find from Mylked? How about explicit content that never looks grainy. As expected, all of the content from Mylked is in HD and contains quality content. In addition, the content’s production values are clearly present, so you never feel like you are paying top dollar for low-budget bullshit.
Yet, Mylked toes the line between feeling amateurish and professional. You see, Mylked certainly has the production values of more premium pornography. But the vibe you get from their content leans more amateurish in a way.
The result is a porn series that is absolutely professional in the production quality but feels underground all the same. Part of this is because each video features an anonymous cock getting tugged and blown under what is referred to as the ‘milking table.’ When you look at the location where each scene is filmed, it almost looks like a dungeon. Or like the beauty is filmed under a large coffee table surrounded by rubber walls. Could she actually be in a padded room, jerking off a hot and hung penis?
Possibly. But realistically, it looks like the ‘milking table’ takes place inside a vehicle or a similar setting. The seating seems like that of an automobile. Though, I don’t suspect that a giant penis was shoved through the top of a vehicle, risking getting cut by sharp metallic pieces. But the videos look like they are filmed in a small room of some sort, and it’s always dark as fuck.
Nonetheless, the atmosphere of the content contributes to the overall appeal of the site in the same way that a glory hole video makes you genuinely believe that there is a place you can go and get your dick sucked anonymously. Mylked does the same thing – it makes you think that it’s possible to get your penis tugged and sucked by an anonymous beauty and that she’s waiting for you to stick your penis through the top of the milking table.
Browse by models
Of course, if you stick your penis through the top of the milking table, you are probably just going to be laughed at. You have a tiny ghost penis, and we all know that. There’s nothing you can do about it; that’s just nature taking its course.
Oh well. You might as well jerk off to the sexy videos that Mylked has to offer. And when you do, take note that you do not have to explore all of the videos blindly. Instead, you can browse through each model’s page to see which videos they starred on Mylked.
To do this, go to the top of the page and select the ‘models’ tab. This tab shows you every sexy piece of ass that has ever appeared in any of Mylked’s videos, including a thumbnail that shows them posing with the penis they jerked off in the video. The model page is categorized alphabetically, and unfortunately, you cannot sort them any other way.
Mylked also allows you to select a drop-down menu and select a model if you know them by name. Once you find the ideal model for you to jerk off to, you are free to download the videos for offline jerk sessions. Mylked goes the extra mile to make it even more convenient to download content by allowing you to download different segments of the video. So if a certain part of the video makes you hard as hell, you can download that bit instead of the entire thing.
Mylked is not perfect. It is impossible to change the resolution while watching a video. The content seems as if it loads at the highest resolution by default. It looks fucking amazing, but if your bandwidth is having a difficult time buffering the large files, you are going to experience buffering problems. I didn’t have much of a problem loading the videos, but there are still videos that I had to wait a while for to load. Mylked needs to address these woes to make it easy for horny fuckers like yourself to dive in and get off to their favorite kind of porn!
Mylked is a premium tube site that has over 70 videos of milking videos for you to jerk off to. So if you want to watch beautiful women tug and blow on hot giant cocks, this is where you will find it. Unfortunately, the content is not posted as frequently as the homepage states. Also, it is impossible to change the resolution of videos, leading to buffering problems. With these problems fixed, Mylked can be the perfect place for anyone that loves milking videos to nut!